What movies are you planning to watch today?

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love tim
simple as

>Age of Ultron
>Ghostbusters
>John Wick
>Spider-Man 2
These are all the movies I've seen today just for background noise. Probably finish watching Spider-Man 2 then go to bed.

I watched dead don't die and it was terrible

its decent

I'm watching old godzilla movies because I feel like it and it's fucking awesome. I can't wait for that criterion set.

Wow. '64 Fender Stratocaster in classic white with triple single coil pickups and a whammy bar.

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what did you like about it? I found it boring, preachy, and pointless.

john wick 4

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>with triple single coil pickups
they all have this, why do people say shit like this to try and sound smart it really irritates me

its like saying wow a car with 4 metal wheels b with rubber tyres!

take socks off user

it's the joke user
try and be less retarded next time?

Rooms all set up for kino time

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We share a board with this person. How pathetic

twitter.com/TimmyUk/status/1167554203130236930

Why?

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Is that a Fender or a G&L? Also, I've got a Yamaha acoustic as well. I've had it since college and favor it over much more expensive guitars for some reason. It's damn well made.

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Nice guitars.
Planning to see Aguirre, The Wrath of God.

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Melissa was my favourite teenage fap with JLH.

Why not?

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ever see those Chinese auto ads which tout such amazing features as seats and windshield wipers?

Play something for us and post a vocaroo plz

Do you have the original pic?

Les Rivières Pourpres: the series, I saw the two movies with Jean Reno already.

absolute state of white men

no wonder british women date blacks and arabs.

white people is a mistake

desu you won't find many white women who think pakis, Indians or Arabs are attractive, they stick to their own kind. They do fawn over blacks though.

they don't need to really. the pakis have rape gangs for that.

Something from here, or maybe rewatching American Psycho.

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>35kb/s
>ubuntu
kys

He's showing his dick mostly as of late.

Be honest user. How short and how fat are you? Also how gay?

>tfw you make cummies for shopper bear but he's too busy with the swiper to notice

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Thinking of cumming on the kitchen floor and posting my dribbling cock on social media. Thoughts?

Male legs are So Fucking DISGUSTING ARRRGHHHH!!!

Yikes and cringe

In China those are amazing features

can I get a quick rundown on shopper bear and the swiper?

Be honest user. How much of a newfag do you have to be to not recognize the rented flat 2, 42 Amersham Hill, High Wycombe, Buckinghamshire, England.

imagine niggers trying to break your windshield with a brick to steal your car, but when the brick connects, it releases vipers at them

Why were there vipersin the brick?

>Timothy bows to Shopper bear
>Has total control of the swiper
>Time check but only if he allows it
>Rules Midsummer Murders and Doc Martin with and iron fist
>Tea Zone is his by divine right
>Also tired of being messed about by vile turds

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Shopper Bear is female. You should know this.

Have to say, these recent developments with Tim have been very surprising. Never knew he had it in him.

I genuinely thought they were all male

Have you seriously never seen it?

do canadians really eat rice with pasta?

youtube.com/watch?v=Q8HKnLlKMZc

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DAMN timmy! haha you could hammer nails with that thing. fucking HOG. nice. see ya later bud.

god it's like a third world country

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the black phoenix one that came out in decent quality
i expect good cgi shit everything rest, we'll see after i'm done taking a crap

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No, that would be gay as fuck. They're all female apart from Clutchy and Team Moose.

pleaserescuemefromthiscrapholecountryIwanttobeaUScitizenawayfromthesevileturds

Jissom drips from the erect todger onto the kitchen floor.

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Thanks for clearing that up

Reminder that Tim acted alongside Meryl Streep

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Based

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Honestly why is he like this?

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Esoteric social experiment

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Despite the fact that Timmy posts obsessively online, so much is still a mystery. Does he have family? Ex-wife? Did he have a career once? What made him like this?

He never answers posts or messages so we will probably never know.

Would you suck it for 50k?

Apparently he has a son.

>are ya winnin son?

I wish I had a place to myself that comfy

There is no primary evidence of any children or family aside from hearsay on Yea Forums. He did have a job in London as a Crown Servant which he did for 15 years before being fired (his own words). The timeline isn't clear so we don't know if his insanity contributed to losing his job.

what body type is this?

Daily reminder that leafs are even worse than Jews

Defeat

I wonder if Tim really understands that everything he posts to twitter can be seen by the whole world, the fact that he never interacts, just posts constantly is weird

he definitely does. his problem, like most schizos, is his self-image is completely at odds with reality. He sees himself as a good looking young man and talented musician, instead of an obese old weirdo who can't play music to save his life.