Any kinos about fucking your best friends mom?

Great mom bod

You may not like it, but this is what peak performance looks like

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I’m gonna say 235. What do you think?

you like mom bods huh?

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wew lads

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160

american pie?

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Kiss it

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Well, I am a red-blooded heterosexual

This is a good thread

>sweat rash
YIKES!

i'm thinking a cool 220

YEW

OH NO NO NO

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>"Hop in, dude"

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What about kinos about fucking your moms best friend?

NOTHING on this fucking earth gets me instantly rock hard than mom bods and i dont know why. This hot short haired brunette at my job talks to me and flirtatiously smirks and talks about spending more time around me all the fucking time and i have diamonds cock for the next 30 minutes fuCK dude fuck help bros how do i get closer

why do i have the big pp now

flirt with her like she's flirting with you autist come on dude it's not hard

Im pretty retarded thats simple advice but thanks ill try throwing out similar flirt hints

get on my level
tfw qt latina aunty to watch kinos with, except this weekend she's with her husband

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Best to not get romantically involved with co-workers.

if you're serious about moving forward give us some details my man
what is she saying
how often is she talking to you
is it real flirting or just small talk

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>except this weekend she's with her husband
>letting yourself get cucked
Sad!

Ask her if she wants to get a drink one night. Its not hard it you aren't autistic

>Know milf
>She flirts all the time
>One day I decide to man up and ask If she wants to get a drink after work one day.
>Give her my number.
>Literally txts me 5 mins within leaving work.
>She's sending me nudes by the end of the night
>In a hotel room 3 days later banging. Didn't even bother to have the drink first.

That was like 6 months ago.

AHHHHHHHHHH FUCK

>Gf (female) has 40DD tits

How big will they get if I knock her up?

Everytime she has a chance to talk to me she does and it always lasts like 5 minutes with us joking/giggling and she jokes about finding valid excuses to be near my area so her boss doesnt see but IDK im probably over thinking "small talk " like said but from what ive heard she doesnt really talk to anyone else as much so it got my head going ya know? Sorry if im a faggot "blogging" about this but im really digging this bitch,she has the perfect secretary mom look and biggest fucking ass n cute mom humor. Thanks for anything guys

Lol jannies gettin triggered over thicc goddesses

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i mean unless there are some serious rules at your office or whatever against workplace relationships you have nothing to lose
ask her for a drink or if she wants to get lunch or something simple like that
if she says yes you're in

lmao jannies wouldnt even know where to begin to satisfy and give pleasure to athicc goddess like this

FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCCCCCCCCCCCKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKK

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user delivers:

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>t. you

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Grow the fuck up
I used to only masturbate to MILF porn but then I grew the fuck up
Now I only masturbate to fertile young women who are of legal age

Just ask her out for a drink. You will know very quickly if she is into you, or just "making small talk"

it's easy if you just want ass and don't care about her just ask her to do something after work, worst thing is she might no take it too well and avoid you. no problem
if you actually like her, talk to her but be more aggressive, she will follow suit until you're more comfortable asking her and she will understand even if she doesn't like you in that type of way

BASED and redpilled

When cougars want some dick, they fucking go out and get it. That's why they're tops.

The only thing is it doesn't last long, because the fall head over heels in love with you and wont give you any more sex till you commit.

smooth giant milkers smothering my cock and stimulating the entire thing till i spray cum and they splurt out of the fleshy goodness god i fucking love tits bros holy SHIT