I'm a cold hearted, cynical asshole who hates everything. I went to this because I had a free movie ticket. (I never go to the theater, haven't been in years. I heard you faggots talking about this and decided to go see it. Not because it was the best thing playing, (actually everything looked equally shit) but because I was going to come back and tell all those douches in the Alita general thread that their movie fucking sucked. I have no idea what this movie did to me, but within five minutes I was in love with her. I actually sobbed at the end, and sat in my seat for a good five minutes afterwards. This stupid movie, with it's goofy-eyed lead character... what the fuck? I shouldn't like this shit. But I do. I fucking loved it. Just see it, give it a chance.
I'm a cold hearted, cynical asshole who hates everything. I went to this because I had a free movie ticket...
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Shut up faggot.
That's some cringeypasta material there
Unironically good job
>cringey
I fell for the Yea Forums memes and watched this movie. It felt like something made for Netflix and it was 100% VFX and 0% writing and acting.
Nigga you wish you were cold hearted. You are softer than a sushi shit.
Alita is capeshit. Cope.
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I'd only seen the OVA before and it was the first movie I'd seen in the theater in years; I went because of the people behind it. I didn't think it was the best movie ever, but I thought it was the best Hollywood live action anime adaptation to date, by far, and I'm very interested in this because I'd like to see more anime movies instead of capeshit. Then I got the manga and realized the movie is absolutely nothing like the source material outside of the OVA. I still really hope for a sequel, though.
I watched this in the theatre with an old friend of mine. Real nice guy, wouldn't hurt a fly.
Afterwards I didn't have the heart to tell him what I truly thought so I just said 'yea user it was awesome, absolutely 9/10'
So I get the kind of crowd this stuff is made for and even though you take it a bit too far, you guys are alright and probably not many of you are transgenders as they are saying.
It's just guys who didn't really grow into men, I think kind of like Michael Jackson, he would've loved this for sure.
kys, autist
Its the big eyes that subconsiously makes you want to care for her like a baby. It work efficientely more on simple minded virgins
Yeah I think this one has been healed. It happened to me user but I have seen the light when I meet my cosplayer gf
>alita
Well done user, it seems that you do have heart. People who didnt liked Alita are ignorant as moviegoers or just turbofaggots
LMFAO OH NO NO NO NO
there's a word for that
"hero"
Forger alitaposter here. Are you guys doing this now? Please don't.
You don't fuck with disney, bitch.
This was unironically good. I just saw it like 3 days ago. Pretty wholesome movie, and pretty cool. Robot ears were stupid but a solid movie all around. I like worldbuilding movies as well. Even if you saw this and thought it was shit it still blows feces like Endgame out of the water
i fell for the alita meme and it was closed 25 minutes into the movie. big yikes from me.
She cute but the movie was shit.
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