I haven’t showered in 7 days

I haven’t showered in 7 days.

What’s next for my career?

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>I haven’t showered in 7 days
only 7 days? pathetic.

How can you sleep like that

Mods are fags

one of the comfiest feelings in the world is right after the shower when you dry off. why deprive yourself of that?

>white people

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becoming a janitor on a popular internet forum

ah-bloo-bloo

Not OP but when I don't shower for days on end it's usually because I'm too depressed to drag myself up and do it

white people are disgusting

Daytime infomercials

That's the worst part. Flip-flopping between wet and dry in such a short period of time is so annoying.

have you tried turning off your depression (it works)

try a bath
you do have a large luxurious bath tub with water jets right user?

No :(
We have a shitty bathtub that barely functions, and it's not nearly big enough for my oaf-like 6' 2" fat ass

I haven't washed my sheets since January.

My record is roughly 3 months

Finally a thread where I can shine

tfw Asian so I don't have to worry about B.O. I'm on my second month with no showers. I only do incense showers and cleansing prayers.

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First sign of depresssion.

i only shower once every 2 weeks

She's cute but look at that bony claw clutching that bag of chips

oh well force yourself to take a shower and you will feel better, not taking care of yourself only makes the depression worse.

You're right user, but it's 2:33am here and I can't really do that atm

>faggot brackets

Do you a share a shower with other people and don't want to wake them?

This. If you smell good, you feel good.

Want to share a shower with me?

taking a shower

I put a sleeping bag on my bed and have been sleeping on that all year

Is it true asians have half white people's sweat glands?

>depressed
yeah okay bud

>smell good
>still a depressed husk.

No
>tfw taking a shower and climbing into clean sheets

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sure, maybe with that attitude

i hate water

Asians literally smell like garlic and onions

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