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Why does Rei have bigger hips than Asuka?

Child bearing hips is a motherly trait

Bust and hips to be be correlated, though

No bust and you usually have thin hips

It's not 100 percent, but it's how it usually goes

Idris Elba
Idris Elba
Idris Elba

asuka is 14 you sick fucks

Rei is a cold basic white girl who posts #relatable memes on instagram and smokes weed, Shinji is an emasculated asian boy who hates himself and Asuka is a snarky overconfident black girl. Calling it now.

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Wanting to fuck an emotionalism teenager version of your mom is completely normal.

Because Rei is better

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>Timothee Chalamet as Kaworu
this

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Yea Forums decided it years ago

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No one cares faggot, and neither do you

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You don't have to sell me on her anymore

you sick fucking pedo. liking 14 year old anime girls is a crime and you will pay with your blood

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37 is the new 16, faggot

ACTUALLY IT'S HEBEPHILIA AND IT'S TOTALLY MORALLY OKAY

Some live action AMWF representation :)

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>redhead
More like WMBF

You didn't even spell it right.

this is not an adult. this is a child. you are a pedo. kill yourself

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AMBF would work too since Jews want to complete the cycle of cuckolding

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Sophia Lillis with long hair would unironically make a decent Asuka. Six years ago I would have said Bella Thorne but she’s too old and turned into an ugly crackwhore to boot
Rei is harder. Millie Bobby Brown can do emotionless pretty well and she’s cute enough so maybe, but I still think there would be a better pick elsewhere
No fucking clue for just about everyone else except maybe Billy Bob Thornton as Gendo, saw that suggested and could see that working

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This greasy rat-faced uggo in no way resembles Kaworu, KYS

Asuka’s half-Jap

she's quarter jap

>Sophia Lillis with long hair would unironically make a decent Asuka
No she fucking wouldn't. Aside from not really looking like her beside being a redhead, she can't pull off a convincing bitchy personality.

He looks like a faggot and Kaworu’s a faggot

Kaworu is an attractive faggot and Chalamet is not attractive to anyone except pedophiles or women

I haven’t ever seen her attempt one but I would think she could, a couple of her scenes in IT seemed to have the cool confidence Asuka had early on
She looks close enough I’d say; perhaps not as well endowed but a decent kind of slender build. You’re never going to get a 1:1 unless you go full Alita
Conceded

Kaworu is an ultra likable goodguy not a faggot

cast a skinny asian nerd for shinji RIGHT NOW

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Based
Still based

Idris Elba
Eddie Murphy
Chris Tucker

If I started jerking off to her at 15 is it okay?

Most honest post in this thread.

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Women don't reach their peak until 25. Jerking off to 14 year old girls is just unnatural.

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> psychologically manipulates Shinji in attempt to infiltrate NERV, take control of EVA 02 and start Third Impact
> chances mind at last minute and forces Shinji to kill him, utterly destroying Shinji emotionally
If you like Kaworu you’re either a faggot or a fujoshit

Reminder that all these characters are 14 and anime is for pedophiles.

shit taste

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