With a heaping helping of diversity and video game CGI monsters.
Smoking Hot Shit-
Ethan Ward
Gavin Ortiz
And not even a Millie sole shot
Angel Martin
Get Sneed on bitch
Christopher Fisher
She gonna save u, bro.
Adam Turner
>yeah bro just go see it for the monster fights
>they're pretty shit
Americans need to FUCK OFF from godzilla
Jack Thomas
I seriously would have preferred any early seventies Godzilla flick.
I spent $5.99 to watch this shit on DirecTV, and feel like I contributed to the downfall of mankind.
It was Independence Day: Resurgence with CGI monsters.
Diversity/military bullshit- that has no amount of reality.
Nathan Ross
At least you didn't see it at the premiere. IMAX and all, what a fuckin disappointment. Although my entire kinoplex was 98% chinks so it must have made some money.
Jordan Flores
It was okay but it really should have been a hell of a lot better than it was
Godzilla vs Kong had better make up for it but Adam Wingard at the helm doesn’t bode well and if Florida gets absolutely rekt by Dorian or chinks massacre Hong Kong the film is probably going to get yoinked from theaters so
Lincoln Johnson
it looked like a much better movie from trailer 1 than it did from trailer 2
Dominic Thompson
It wasn't OK, bro.
It wasn't OK.
SMOKING HOT SHIT.
Jeremiah Ross
The fight scenes were dark, boring, and the tension from giant fucking nightmare-fuel monsters was non-existent.
Hudson Howard
That's what you get when you make a CG kaiju blockbuster designed for capeshit addicts and China.
Plus Bear McCreary rarely does memorable music, he technically had half the music in this movie done for him, so that's also nostalgia bait.
Grayson Price
This Smoking Hot Shit of a franchise won't get another fucking dollar from me.
I'm going to petition DirecTV for me 5.99 back.
Fuck Kong vs Godzilla.
I would rather watch the original with two guys in rubber suits.
Owen Hill
Ya, i heard the rips of the nostalgia baits,
MFer actually used the worst of the worst from those old filmes.
Ayden Mitchell
> trailer 1: Claire de Lune, emphasizes beauty and regality of these massive creatures promises entirely different tone from average summer blockbuster
> trailer 2: WHUMP-WHUMP
Certainly didn’t help the film that they released the best trailer nearly a year ahead of time, or that the entire plot got leaked a full year ahead too
Built up a lot of hype that all dissipated by release date
I stand by what I said. The entire film seems rushed, talented actors severely underutilized, some really awful quips, monster fights far too short, and there’s a muddled attempt at a message, but the plot was passable, the fights were still cool despite everything, the monsters got portrayed with a nice amount of character, the diversity shit wasn’t nearly as pervasive or blantant as shit like Captain Marvel or Endgame’s “formation” bullshit. While somewhat disappointed I had a decent time, which is more than I can say for a lot of movies these days
Jonathan Morgan
I'm not going to do this with you, bro.
I don't want to shit on something you like, but,
This shit wasn't OK.
I just watched it.
IT WASN'T OK.
IT WAS SMOKING HOT SHIT.
Sorry.
It's not Ok, bro.
Christian Myers
monsters were pure fun. humans were pure cringe
also, couldn't help but imagining putting my dick in millie's sexy mouth everytime she was on screen
James Reed
t. ghidorah
Jack Nguyen
Yeah but there was plenty of based Millie anyway, which saved the film
Brandon Thompson
excuse me but id prefer you not talk about my daughter that way, thanks.
its highly inappropriate
Oliver Collins
What movie did you fucking see?
Hudson Collins
wish the movie were a little like 1st trailer
somehow, the kino trailer made it look like it wasn't an american movie