Looks like kino is back on the menu boys

You hear that? It's the sound of justice for the great burning of Snyder. Kinoman will return.

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MOMS

Kill yourself.

Until you kill yourself mouse nigger

C O P E
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Haw many people have been shot at screenings so far?

t. Seething marvel cuck

What flick doesn't get standing ovations at these festivals? Even that schlock from Tarantino got a long standing ovation.

What the fuck is an ovation

user i....

The Polanski movie, but only to talk about how problematic it is

people stand and clap and cheer

The women with ovaries in the audience go into a simultaneous synchronised orgasm

based

It is when a female is most likely to get pregnant, especially with black men.

WE WANT SNYDER
WE WANT SNYDER
WE WANT SNYDER

BlacKkKlansman got a 10 minute standing ovation at cannes. Pan’s Labyrinth got 22 minutes.
8 minutes aint shit

Dilate.

>WE WANT SNYDER
Yes please. Man of Steel 2.

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So far the movie has been compared not only to the obvious Taxi Driver and King of Comedy but also Cape Fear, Network and Dog Day Afternoon
I think it's safe to say that it is quinoa

Read a script summary. It's garbage.

This movie is gonna be absolute dogshit and I'm gonna laugh so fucking hard that you all fell for the viral marketing.

>Pan's Labyrinth got 22 minutes
And deserved every second of it, what a fucking masterpiece

t. Del Taco
Pan was fucking shit

>he didn't even read the full script
wow, you really are a genius if you can judge movies by greentext summaries

Is there somebody at the side with a stopwatch or something ?

none of those are DC capeshit portraying the life of an incel
it had all those hurdles to overcome

You are out of your fucking mind. It was one of the few truly great movies to come out of the 2000's. It will be remembered and taught about in film classes for decades and decades.
Reading the full script won't change the fact that the fundamental plot points, sequences of events, and characters are fucked to oblivion.

Wow, people who voluntarily went to a movie about a "superhero franchise" character are man children. Do you have any recent news?

Venice isn't particularly prestigious anyway, why do you care?

I'm sure glad you are so intelligent that you don't even watch movies to appreciate them, just read spoilers on a cantonese board and decide they're good or bad. That way you can "watch" movies in 1/300 the time.

This would mean something if both those films weren't critically acclaimed as well

Script summaries are an industry standard, do you think legitimate producers read scripts in their entirety before deciding whether to reject or fund them? lol

It's pretty rare to read through something you're not strongly considering funding, which is a small minority of scripts. Script summaries are useful – reading any more about these one dimensional characters with "witty" dialogue would have been physically disgusting.

There's no reason to believe that this movie was ever gonna be good, based off the companies, the subject matter, the writer, and the director. That's why I was fine reading the bullet points. I just wanted to verify what I already knew: It's gonna fucking suck.

>EIGHT-MINUTE STANDING OVATION
FUCKING KEK

It's a superhero movie. You don't have to watch it to know that it is bad.

I took a shit this morning. Do you need to taste and swallow it to tell me if it's palatable?

thanks for the input, Mr. Executive

Marvel shills already seething again
Remember they said the movie wouldn't be in competition, and then would get mocked at the festival

Have you considered that maybe the people on this board who think this movie looks shitty also think Marvel movies are shit?

no because it's not the case

This. What a meme

Because of it he bad press that all of the shooting will generate.

>people on this board
There are no people on this board that would hate this movie. Only shills and raiding discordfags hate it. Why would you even use 4channel.org and hate the same things that other people hate and like the same things that other people like? You might as well go to rebbit and twatter for that.

For me, it absolutely is the case.

imagine clapping for 8 minutes

>its a superhero movie
Where are there any heroes here? just a dude whi snaps and winds up with NPC humans siding with him. Calling it a superhero movie is grasping at needles

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People who like good movies hate this movie, so you're probably right that there aren't a lot of us on this board.

They know but hes a shill and company war shit is the only way they can defend this.
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There's always long ass standing ovation at every fucking festival regardless of the trash that's screening. In fact when there isn't one, it's usually a sign that they've been plebfiltered

Wtf i love Joaquin now?

unironically yes, film festival audiences are cringy af

>Network
Yep. We're definitely getting a Superman movie soon.

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Oh my bad, I’ll go make something more original like sneed, shill the The Boys, or ask about Moners body of work. Fucker.

Okay then, it's a generic movie featuring a character from a terrible superhero franchise written for children. Does that make you feel better? Also,
>just a dude whi snaps and winds

That sounds like a much more interesting film than Joker.

CULTURE IS A SEWER
CAPESHIT SUCKS
CULTURE IS A SEWER
CAPESHIT SUCKS
CULTURE IS A SEWER
CAPESHIT SUCKS
CULTURE IS A SEWER
CAPESHIT SUCKS
CULTURE IS A SEWER
CAPESHIT SUCKS

Yeah I'm thinking he's based

There's not a single superhero in the film.

MOM'S GONNA LOVE IT

Why is this supposed to be a good thing?

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Imagine being the main actors that have to sit through it.

Mouse, you're literally resorting to dick measuring now? How low will you go?

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sauce on the girl?

Applause is supposed to be spontaneous and beyond 10-15 seconds it becomes awkwardly forced and defeating the purpose of it

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Because Cannes has been k*ked since 2013

BATMAN’S GONNA FREAK

Why would anyone in their right mind clap for more than a minute, max?

Critics don't do this as a response to the quality of the movie, rather they think of it as a way to participate in the movie-process themselves. To them, the movie is not over until they have given their input and written their articles. That's why they act this way: it makes the movie more dramatic.

It's going to Leo, get over it

Fuck off

you clap at movie festivals to goad the director or actors onto the stage. They were probably at the festival.

It's a play used in card games that's been an adapted term for ages, you fucking retard.

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>calls out that your original argument was empty bullshit buzzwords
>oy veyy, SL8DE IT
>now has shifted the goal post to "generic" featuring a known character.
You are still wrong. This does not appear generic. There are close comparisons to other films, but thats true of most films, even higher tier ones. You are just looking for a reason to hate and are either retarded or a shill

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that must have been awkward after about 3 minutes, but 8? kek can you even imagine

No big deal. She's literally a 6/10 in her home country of mongolia. Just above average there. Too bad the culture shock of eating ox hearts is too large of a barrier for me to assimilate and capture the hearts of a few qts there. Yurt living sounds comfy

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Literal loser.

Trailer looked like some overly dramatic shit, but I might be wrong so I'll wtach.

I LIKE IT
( I'M NOT GONNA CRACK)
I MISS YOU
(I'M NOT GONNA CRACK)
I LOVED YOU
(I'M NOT GONNA CRACK)
I KILLED YOU
(I'M NOT GONNA CRACK)

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based retard

>Venice film festival
Must have been a lot of Americans there for some reason. People clap for at least 2 minutes for me every time I throw a cigarette into the trash.

So far this, Blackclansmen and Pan's Labyrinth have all been brought up and each one is a critical hit. I'm really not sure what you guys are trying to prove

So what happens if they get on the stage straight away but you really loved the film. You just keep clapping?

Even if it is a good, no, an AMAZING movie... Fucking eight minute standing ovation? Jesus Christ. When did they pick up their checks from DC? Did they also shout "And fuck Iron Man!" on the way out?

>Did they also shout "And fuck Iron Man!" on the way out?
Why would they? It's not a competition any more. Endgame finished the MCU's main story arc. You won. But it looks like you are still bitter for some reason.

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SUCK IT MARVEL

>Venice
>TOTALY NO ONE PUT PLANTS IN THE AUDIANCE TO HERD THE GOY TO KEEP CLAPPING LIKE THE SHEEPLE THEY ARE.

>Doesn't seem to understand sarcasm and/or exaggeration for humorous effect.

Based based retard poster

These movies literally always get ovations

Fucking hilarious. There’s nothing to cope with buddy; Joker being good (which I’m really pleased about btw) says nothing about the likelihood they’ll bring back Snyder. At this point why would they? If you google him, the only upcoming projects he’s got are Wonder Woman 1984 and the Suicide Squad sequel, and they’re not letting him direct either of them. He’s also making a straight-to-Netflix heist movie. Being ambitious isn’t worth anything if you’re totally fucking incompetent user

Congratulations on not liking things user. I hope when I grow up I also learn not to be excited about or enjoy anything.

I’m a wage slave working at a movie theater. I’m not even joking but the corporate people said they want every theater in the company to have a rent a cop during opening weekend. They’re legit worried that the Joker movie will cause another mass shooting similar to the 2012 TDKR shooting.

I'm glad Joker is getting this much coverage.
All my life I've always had the soul of the jester.
The funniest person in the room.

Class clown

Always insanely talented and gifted with the art of making people laugh. But it's made me resentful of humanity and them. I stay alone in my room reading and repressing my natural funny ways to live a life of darkness. Humanity doesn't deserve to laugh anyway hahah they deserve suffering AND MISERY HEHEHEHHAHAHA

Excuse the kefka Palazzo. He's the only real jester I can think of in Jewish media

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t. Disney© nigger

t. Disney© nigger

Its prolly just a clapping soundbank app on their phone

basado

The ’70s/’80s cues notwithstanding, the hatred of the 1%, the street protests, and anti-authoritarian sentiment, and the far-too-central role that media and celebrity play in our perceptions of social success, all feel horrifyingly present-tense. And here is what is even more frightening than Phoenix’ hacking cackle, or the moments of gruesome bloodiness, or the portrait of a society teetering on the brink of breakdown: “Joker,” based on recognizable IP, and now given the seal of critical and possible awards-consideration approval too, is so aesthetically impressive, effective, and persuasive of its own reality that you see clearly how easily it could be (mis)interpreted and co-opted by the very Yea Forums/Incel/”mentally ill loner” element it purports to darkly satirize.

Dont go to the Joker premier

Fuck me you’ve got a lot of homotions invested in this film

not enough

lmao, what is wrong with these people? Do Americans applaud when watching series or movies at home on their TV?

Are you fucking autistic?
You stop clapping when they get on stage, let them say a few words and clap while they are leaving the stage

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That isn't what happens though

SEÑOR JUAN! QUE SE HA ESTROPEAO EL ASCENSOR!!!

WITH THE LIGHTS OUT
THIS IS DANGEROUS
HERE WE ARE NOW
ENTERTAIN US

this is incidentally one of the reasons why going to the opera sucks

are you a man or are you a roastie? Man up.

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Proof that gamers deserve protected class status NOW

>user
That’s a tripfag

Literally the opposite.
DC said when this movie does well, they will make multiple "dark", stand-alone films outside the DCEU.
We will never ever get another Cavill Superman movie.

>DC said when this movie does well, they will make multiple "dark", stand-alone films outside the DCEU.
Yes I'm saying the opposite. I have heard of the Dark DCEU. Lex Luthor solo film is next I believe. I can see Lois Lane going undercover and having an affair with Luthor to reveal secrets about his plans for whatever the script entails. Probably a cameo of Superman at the end of the film outside Luthor's window. Now for the return of Snyder and Cavill, it will happen now for a soft reboot. WB thought the audience did not like dark films. Joker says different.

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>WB thought the audience did not like dark films. Joker says different.
Only because Phoenix is a great actor and Joker is THE most normalfag edgy comic character there is. No one wants to see Luthor or Lane or Wayne. This movie will be a success only because of Jokerfags.

Fantastic ending. Wonderful ending.

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fuck off ESL

Ovate.

wonderloli ruined me. fuck you man

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I know that pose

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>French people clapping for 22 minutes
Jesus christ. and they say america has a clapping problem
How the fuck do you even clap for more than a few seconds without your hands starting to hurt?

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After a certain time, I just pretend to clap so my palms stop hurting.

I did something similar every time they made us do the pledge of allegiance in school
I never understood why we had to do it every morning, so i'd just kinda move my mouth and pretend I was saying the words

>venice film festival
>venice
>french

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>Cannes
>in France
>venice anything
the fuck are you talking about

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the Joker is, dare i say it Sauvage

It ruined all of us

Whatever you say Satan

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Oh, I was thinking about the venice festival from the OP. Nevermind then, I'm a bit retarded apparently