Will it be safe to go to this opening?

Will it be safe to go to this opening?

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Not in Burgerland.

Not in America

>be American
>get shot

Not in the United States.

Bring a gun, you'll be fine. More guns less crime.

I wouldn't test my luck in any high pop states, maybe flyover states because less people lessens the odds

Fuck off disney shills.

so what's the consensus? are we expecting a shooting 100%?

It's basically guaranteed. Someone incel on here will inevitably fall for the memes

I would never walk around in public in America without at least some heavy bodyarmour and a rifle

reddit is absolutely seething about this movie rn lmao, they’re all ready with their basic bitch “um are we glorifying mass shooter incels?” takes.

HOLY SHIT

Same. Walking around Sweden I feel like I'm around people that are very similar to me. The USA seems like the people are very different

I'm gonna watch it at the ghetto theater I unironically think I'll be safer there

Just shoot anyone who looks weird. Problem solved.

Black people don't shoot up public places and if there's a shooter there you'll have half a dozen gangbangers ready to jump the shooter anyways so you'll be fine

>Just shoot anyone who looks weird. Problem solved.
So every other person considering this movie's fan demographic?

Incels won't shoot up Joker, why would they go out of their way to target an audience of their own kind? What you want to avoid is any normie-friendly movie that opens the same week as Joker

I don't know if I expect a shooting on opening night, but guarantee, some middle class well off white college age male is gonna be all inspired and do some crazy shit after this film comes out.

I'm more scared of that. If we ban all white men from watching it, i guarantee nothing bad happens in relation to this movie.

>IGN gave it a 10, the first movie they rated that high
Bros...

These people don't think like that, they're mentally disabled.

I still can’t care about this movie because the entire reason the Joker is interesting is because of his dichotomy with Batman. It’s just as lame as making a Batman movie without any villains. If they were planning on using Phoenix in the upcoming Batman reboot, it’d be different, but they’ve said it’s standalone and he’s uninteresting in reprising the role. Waste of a movie then.

The mouse is going to orchestrate it. We need to warn Robert.

Safety is an illusion

MK-ULTRA victims don't pick their targets.

>Black people don't shoot up public places
>what are drive-by shootings

A part of me found Todd Phillips’s radical rethinking of the Batman villain Joker thrillingly uncompromising and hair-raisingly timely. Another thinks it should be locked in a strongbox then dropped in the ocean and never released.

Make no mistake, this is a film that is going to stir up trouble – in the consciences of everyone who watches it, and almost certainly in the outside world as well.

The dizzy, punch-drunk atmosphere after this morning’s loudly applauded screening at the Venice Film Festival mirrored the mood when Fight Club premiered here 20 years earlier, and critics tried to work out if the film was a sly critique of meathead fascism or a feature-length recruiting advert for it. To be clear, I don’t believe for a second that Phillips and his star, Joaquin Phoenix, actually think that their version of the classic Batman bad guy is in fact a hero to be glorified and emulated. But I worry that someone out there will.

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is this a SJW movie or alt right movie? literally cant tell

I honestly believe that this was originally a script that had nothing to do with capeshit, and then got repurposed as a Joker origin to make it sell

Kino

No, it's a comic book/superhero movie. The theatre will be disgusting.

I'm glad we can check online these days and go to screenings that don't align with screenings of trash like this, really makes the theatre a more pleasant experience. Even better – avoiding overpriced chain cinemas that even show this type of sterile junk.

as long as you can handle loud talking during the movie.

>DAT WHITE BOI CRAZY SHHHEEEIITT

why would anyone with sense go to a movie opening when you can go a couple weeks later and have a mostly empty theater to enjoy it in?

I'm waiting a couple of weeks at least. Whole thing's already been spoiled here so there's no need to rush.

Good. Fight Club unironically dropped some pills.

Because then I need to avoid Yea Forums for two weeks

This is a big problem.

I asked my gf today if she would see it in theatres with me and she said
>I don’t want to see it opening weekend. I wouldn’t be surprised if some incel shoots up the theatre

The fear that it’s not safe to go is already spreading among the populace.

Also
>the scene where he shouts the n word
Honestly, it’s just a matter of when during the movie the bullets will start flying. Will it be this one?

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These are not your friends. They wish you harm.

Steps to taking down the incel sleeper cells at the Joker premiere:

1. Wear whiteface to prevent being targetted
2. Take handgun training course
3. Pack reliable sidearm
4. When the shooting stars aim at the crowd like youre about to join in, and when the perp isn't looking, cap him

I saw Dark Knight Rises opening night and I survived, Joker will be no different.

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you'll be fine, it's all mouse shills trying to scare people from going. fuck em.

>that scene where he breaks the 4th wall and tells incels, gamers and neets to rise up

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>the scene where joker leaves the movie to come into your kinoplex and sho