When was the first time you got a boner from watching a movie?
When was the first time you got a boner from watching a movie?
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Thats not hot, OP
Weird flex, but ok.
Imagine being over the age of 18 and unironically liking anime.
Shut up fag
>watches bleach
>...wait.. YOURE the fag
I'll leave you to think about that for a bit.
>bleach
>gay
Pick one.
Funny way of saying bleach is gay. You should look into Catholicism; They make it up as they go along just like bleach.
Enough with the anime arguing.
me too
>half those "girls" in the picture are under aged
What did he mean by this?
Hes a man of high culture, known as mister cunny
>proves Bleach is not gay
>"lmao, catholicism = Bleach"
The absolute state of Yea Forums
It's one of my favourite Disney films. No furry.
>No furry
You can lie to us, but you can't lie to yourself.
Isn't he the guy who played Mario Mario?
>he posts on 4han
Bob Hoskins, he was a legendary actor.
delet.
seeing gokus body
I think maybe Leprechaun 3, it's hard to remember.
Trannie Bugs Bunny in Space Jam
when ever i watch this, i always notice that bob hoskins is deliberately doing this action, watch how he over compensated to move out of the way, he is making sure he gives the artists enough room to work with, he was directed to do this by zemekis, this is very clear.
Based Zemekis deliberately putting in a bouncing boobie gag. never again....
Tranny Bugs in anything really.
The attention to detail in that entire movie is phenomenal. There's hardly a movie even today that blends traditional animation with live action so seamlessly.
I want to fuck that mouse.
GOD WISHES HE WERE ME
bruh...
although it ruins the immersion because I've been able to see her pasties
Forgot pic
lol, uhm thats the sexiest they've ever made him.
definitely this
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also probably responsible for my vore, TF, and expansion fetishes
this actress is actually a latina right?
Sailor Moon when it aired on TV in the mid to late 90s. I had no clue what I was actually feeling, but it was overwhelming at times.
Then
>watched titanic and saw tits for the first time
>started looking up porn on dial up
>was in 2nd grade, actually remember asking my mom how to spell "nude"
>stole moms credit card and bought a subscription to a porn site
>got caught immediately and was punished harshly
>for some reason we got rid of internet altogether for years after that
>jerk material was renting Titanic and other movies with nudity from the library
Im not even that old, and its absolutely crazy how different things are today.
Let me guess, you commonly post in shortstack threads now.
Average latina here in Cali
No I will not explain myself.
I can't remember. I discovered masturbation by accident when I was eleven. I rolled my penis through my hands like somebody twisting a stick to try to start a fire. Then I discovered hentai, which I loved for a while, then I discovered hardcore pornography. It probably wasn't the first, but the earliest thing I can remember masturbating to was the scene in Weekend at Bernie's where the woman is prancing around in a thong bikini (I was born the year it came out).
ah shit, this was another one for mine:
Are you bisexual now? That looks like it could be either a tree with tits or a cock and balls.
Tranny bbw blacked porn. Nice.
Seriously?
As a kid you don't see a talking tree with tits and think "hey, those tits look like balls and a dick!"
you just see the tits smothering a guy, really
do women need to be taught to find male genitals attractive or does it come naturally? hmmm? That user likes big juicy tits and big juicy cocks.
>do women need to be taught to find male genitals attractive or does it come naturally
good question. we wouldn't have sexual dysmorphia social debates if there was a clear-cut answer.
>Sailor Moon when it aired on TV in the mid to late 90s. I had no clue what I was actually feeling, but it was overwhelming at times.
I remember telling my mother that I wanted Sailor Moon to be my gf.
Goddamn you just hit me with a giant nostalgia boner. And yes she was my first, and no I'm not a furry.
I have faith in heternormativity. Queers are abnormal (not meant as a slur).
>I'm not a furry
>But Marian gave me a boner
Surprised i didn't grow up to be a furfag
It's always been Lola.
please consider
think
Renamon
Fuck, maybe you are right, this was another nostalgia boner for me, BUT I SWEAR I'M NOT A FURRY!!!!!
Feed and seed?
Hot
fuck that face so lewd you almost need to censor it
>2019
>gifs
damn son. Nala's dtf
Howling 3
Based, for whatever reason some cancerous mod/janny deleted my gif which was completely related to this topic and in NO way going against ANY rules on this board. So I am posting it again. See gif.
Healthy people can just see that they're animals with very human traits and can make the separation between the two. Furfags are mentally ill and can't separate the two, so their attraction to the human traits are mistaken for the animal itself. They should be lined up and shot.
"Statuesque", for that is what she calls herself.
thats not a robin.
Does she only have one arm? Is that why she's hot?
Yes it is.
this is a Robin
>turdus
She has both arms. She's hot because she's fit, has big tits, a symmetrical/well-proportioned face and a blonde, boyish haircut.
*tips*
>she has both arms
?????
How do you think she's holding up that weight in her left hand.
Both my character and the real me
And that guys first boner apparently.
For a short thick guy, Hoskins was actually still really good looking.
>ITT user finds out he needs corrective surgery
Not as cute or as beautiful as the european robin.
Kek
For America.
It really does look like she has just the one, but now that I see it I won't be able to unsee it.
Women with 1 arm can be attractive
Giant tits are like sugar, it's easy to make anything appealing with it.
The Rescuers Down Under > The Rescuers
Debatable, but I won't say you're wrong.
fair enough
Good song.
Very wise of you to say, have a (you) my fren.
>dick tree
I... don’t get those
Eva Gabor the mouse?
imegi suru
oh god no just stay in Yea Forums please you fucking tranny bitch
>he was directed to do this by zemekis, this is very clear
I don't get what you're trying to say. Obviously he was directed to do this. Why and HOW would this be an accident?
this
Heather graham in Austin powers. I didn't know wtf was happening.
Why is this in a children's film?
walking with dinosaurs when the girl t-rex beat-up the boy t-rex.
MY NIGGA
I posted earlier, but this might actually be the first thing that elicited a sexual response from me:
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Yep this was the scene that ruined me forever
The earliest one I vividly remember was The Great Panda Adventure when somehow the lead boy and girl end up covered in leeches from a mudhole so they strip naked and jump in the nearby lake in a panic before they realize they're both nude in front of each other and the Asian girl is so embarrassed and my prepubescent boner was D I A M O N D S
They are abnormal. That doesn't make them broken or wrong.
>being so much of a fetishist you photoshop the girl's head onto the boy when he's getting tickled
wait
I didn't do that, but still, that was the scene.
For sure. No disagreement there.
>Genetic dead ends as well as massive whores
>not broken or wrong
I dont want to gas them or anything but come on now.
holy fuck how did they get away with it
t. Dan Schneider
Same
Heterosexual men with reproductive problems are genetic dead ends, does that make them bad people?
And being hung up on sex in 2019 makes you a religious bigot pushing your bullshit onto people who don't believe in it or a jealous incel mad that other people are doing something you can't. Either way it's sad and nothing to do with anyone but (You).
>the person calling out people who make sexuality their identity is the one who is hungup
yeah those with reproductive problems are literally defective retard. Also if you were willing to take the win and not shove your sexuality in everyones faces we could have been libertarian bros, but that time is long past.
matt dillon in Wild Things
If the genetic dead ends were treated in a libertarian fashion they wouldn't feel the need to parade their sexuality around. Maybe that's not on you, but it's a simple fact of life that if you tell people they're not allowed to be who they are, about half of them are going to throw it back in your face just to spite you. Telling them they're inferior human beings because of who they are is not very libertarian of anybody anyway.
I got a semi from that dark crystal series