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*phone rings*

Who else thought that John Wick was going to get mauled in #3?

my opinion of a person plummets when I find out they own a pit

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Ayo this lil' nigga dindu nuffin

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*hardwood floor creaks*

>BLACKED

You just KNOW

Why do people hate these dogs so much?

>It’s another “Yea Forums incels start autistically screeching about an innoncent dog breed” episode.

how do i stop a shitbull from eating my sister's kids? it can't be traced back to me.

Black Panther

"accidently" feed it some chocolate.

why do you care

Ok

They're violent and they eat children

racism

They feed on our seed. Pit bulls need to be exterminated.

>Why do people hate these dogs so much?
youtube.com/watch?v=zWZbpgghp8A

this but any pet

cute

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Dunning Kreuger effect. They say a few memes and think they know pit bulls better than their owners. They also like to say “mug statistics” but they never actually have them on hand.

They also don’t seem to know that “pit bull” is a vague neologism and not an actual defined breed.

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Riddle me this how can 13% of dogs be responsible for 90% of mauling incidents and not be considere a problem breed

*saw and *muh

when she's not home get behind the dog and choke it to death with a headlock, pitbulls are strong and it will thrash around a lot so be ready for that, as long as you're not weak as fuck it wont be that hard especially when you get it by surprise and have it in a compromising position, it wont be able to turn to bite you, then move the dog to a spot you think it might take naps and position it to look natural, she will think it died of natural causes.

About a month ago I was riding my bike and a pitbull ran from like three house away and chased me. I drew my revolver when it was about a foot away opening its jaws to bite me (still riding my bike btw) the owner called to his dog. He gave zero apologizes. We all have stories like this. My local news has a story about a 9 year old girl that was mauled to death by pitbulls last week. Pitbulls are the niggers of dogs.

>They say a few memes and think they know pit bulls better than their owners

>every fucking "pitbull mauls person" story
>Owner: "It was such a sweet dog, I honestly don't know why it snapped...."

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feed it poisined food

Low class people (niggers) buy they purely as status symbols and have no idea how to take or train them properly so shit like this happens all the time

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This people are obviously staging these pictures

This. They think that if they can prove pit bulls are genetically predisposed to be violent people will accept blacks are too.

Either a baiting redditor or a roastie "pitbull mom" xyrself

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>Pictured: Pitbull and future face transplant patient.

>roastie "pitbull mom"

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pitbull and staffordshire terrier are best dog breeds

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This is called cherrypicking. Also you don’t here about all the pits that never attacked anyone because they don’t make the news. That’s called selection bias :^)

These are not fucking dogs, they're beastly abominations

No actual dog breed does this

youtube.com/watch?v=CNv9jRxM9J4
Here is your friendly doggo bro

>roastie "pitbull mom" xyrself

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I would have no issue with pits if the only people they mauled were pit owners and pit apologists

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God I fucking hated that backpack picture

That dumbfuck officer should have taken it down right there

Why do we hate them when they thot patrol, again? PITBULLS RISE UP

i don't care what you say i will never ever ever ever ever stop hating pit bulls and myself and thousands of others will make enough noise to make people fear and hate them forever till the end of time. they will be culled from existence.

He's guarding his prey from scavengers

this kid should sue his parents
oh that’s right they’re trash

Literally me but with niggers

only white people would do this

This. Fuck pits. Don't care what any retard says. The worst part about pits are Pitmommies. Always fucking middle aged white women who claim their "sweet little pibble" is the best dog in the world, but shy away when you ask why it has to be locked in a cage when their grandchildren are visiting.

>Still trying to maul the corpse as he's already been shot twice or so

It actually pisses me off how actual regular dogs get lumped in with these subdog creatures

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Fatal_dog_attacks_in_the_United_States
ctrl + f "pit" or "bull"

>they will be culled from existence
same with crackers

>doesn't even react to 20 people hitting it with weapons

Did you ever have sex?

I found out recently that my ex got mauled by her pit. Hilarious.

Homeward Bound

It was getting fucking electrocuted and still was biting down and hanging on. Unbelievable.

Just accept the fact that
>A) pit bull is a buzzword for a bunch of different breeds
>B) statistics can be misleading and data can be incomplete or influenced by selection
That’s all

>be me
>driving home
>see some pitslut walking her beast
>seriously consider pulling my gun out of the center console, pulling up slow beside it and blasting the dog and laughing at the owner.
Took everything in my power not to,

This definitely happened.

What the fuck is wrong with these boomers who keep saying that ""it's about the owner""" aka muh nature vs nurture

Why can they literally not process the fact that some animals are like this by their evolution kek

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>Just accept the facts
I won't.
Pitbulls and any animal that looks like a pitbull needs to be terminated. Case closed. DOn't fucking reply to me again because I'm going to not read it and delete the fucker

nigbulls and nigbull owners should be shot on sight

Yeah, what would a doctor know about well being?

Oh and I forgot
>C) the media likes to sensationalize stories like dog attacks for clicks and views, and anyone can be susceptible to its influence

>dogs
>evolution
user do you know how dog breeds work?

>the overwhelming concensous of data just be lying n sheeeit!

I wonder what type of dog you own

If I ever live next to a nigbull I WILL feed it poison.

bleeding heart liberals believe in the blank slate for all creatures. it's retarded.

DESPITE MAKING UP 6% OF THE DOG BREED POPULATION, PITBULLS COMMIT 73% OF DOG BITE FATALITIES

A Boy and his dog

A breed/race or whatever you want to call it is literally the product of its evolutionary process you brainlet

There it is, the “muh statistics”.
Care to share them? Have you even seen them? Or do you just know about them because someone else told you?

>>transplant
That's optimistic of you user

Saw a guy walking a pitbull the other day in a parking lot. I made a big show of getting back in my vehicle, locking the door, rolling the window down, staring at him, and pretending to have a loud conversation on my phone exclaiming that I was thinking about calling animal control or the police and lying about his dog attacking me so it would be put down in front of him. He pretended to not hear me....but I know he did because we started speed walking away very quickly

1) it's ok to systematically remove a breed of dog from the planet. It's the same exact process by which new breeds of dog come into the world, eugenics.
2) you have to be a retard to think pit bull statistics are inflated or misleading to the point where they can be discarded. The semantics of what "pit bull" means is irrelevant. There's a margin of error, but it's still an overwhelming predictor of aggression.
3) most dog owners are bad pet owners who think they are good owners. Bad owners don't self-select pit bulls — in fact, it's probably the opposite. If people only adopt pits if they think they can "handle them" AND they're still demonstrably over-represented in fatal dog attacks, it simply reinforces the fact that they're naturally aggressive.
4) it's ok for people to not want to be around your stupid fucking dog. Stop overcorrecting and shoving your pet in everyone's face.

And yes that includes human-imposed eugenics due to selective breeding to get the desired traits manifested et al

underrated

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SO WHAT IF HUMAN-IMPOSED EUGENICS ARE THE CAUSE? THEY'RE STILL NIGGER DOGS

dogsbite.org/dog-bite-statistics-fatalities-2018.php

36 people lost their lives to dogs last year, 26 of those deaths were caused by Pitbulls when they make up just 7% of the dog population.

>doorbell rings

lol

Thats a cool thing that didnt happen

>If people only adopt pits if they think they can "handle them"
the whole issue is that they aren't. People are falling for the cuddlebaby bullshit and adopt a potentially aggressive dog they aren't prepared to handle
also there is nothing requiring the media to report evenly on all dog attacks, "pit bull bites man" gets views, "golden retriever bits man" doesn't.

Based Patrick Stewart knowing better than the anons ITT

Pitbulls needed to be exterminated.

Pitbulls should seriously be banned in 1st world countries. I've been dogsitting for a year, I've babysat over a dozen different dogs and pitbulls are literally the only breed I've ever had problems with. Other dogs can get nippy and a little aggressive but when pitbulls snap they go from 0 to 100 and once they have a good bite they rip and tear and the only thing you can do to stop them is kill them.

>breed animals to be hyperagressive pitfighters that maul each other to death
>dogfighting becomes illegal
>better make them housepets
like what did you think was gonna happen

is this your website, user? this feels like a self-plug.

Pitbulls are the chads of the dog world

Literally this. Projecting human prejudice on dogs to justify racialism.

hot take right here

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But that's the point. There's always going to be pitbulls that have done nothing wrong in their entire lives, but there's always that chance. Not only that but humans clearly can't do anything or control one when one attacks or gets violent. No different than people owning tigers and lions as pets.

Isn't it very problematic to have a breed associated with violence speak a "doggospeak"/African-American Vernacular English hybrid creole?

babe

there is no blank slate, faggot.

Not that guy but what a weak ass response.

I'm not questioning the validity of the source, I'm just saying it feels like advertisement

based fucking cops holy kek

Stupid butthead fuck. Can't wait to tell my grandchildren about these beasts when they go extinct and how people actually defended them.

>the whole issue is that they aren't
yes, in the same exact way that they aren't prepared to handle huskies or labs or any large breed of dog.
>there is nothing requiring the media to report evenly on all dog attacks
this is bullshit - somebody gets killed by their own dog, it makes it to local news regardless of the type of dog. Look at the news reports here:
dogsbite.org/dog-bite-statistics-fatality-citations-2019.php
Each fatality is accompanied by a half dozen to a dozen local and regional news reports. The dog breed will never be a factor in whether or not local news reports a fatal animal attack.

Wow, flat earth tier. Get help nigbull owners. Escape is possible.

holy fuck, that thing would not go down

Pitt bulls are effectively banned where i live, feels good to not live in a trailer park or ghetto.
I've never seen one in real life.

Based

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based hitler dubs

i have nothing against pitbulls, buy some forest land, put a fence around it, and let them live there

their owners however are absolutely flat earth tier retards

I havent seen one in years until yesterday, of course it was with a pitmommy. Grabbed my knife immediately when it started to drag her towards me, luckily it backed off.

I argue with co-workers on the topic at least 3 times a week. I've heard all of these.

There's something so cucky about offering your baby to the dog so you can take a picture to prove how not violent and not dangerous they are, which is why you have to delicately craft a scene to prove it. Is the father and mother just taking this photo and going "oh my God, how adorable, the only thing approaching a source of masculinity in the house approves of our baby!"

The chihuahua argument is so fucking retarded though

Like how many people have been killed by them lmao

I don’t hate them but in my personal experience, only low class nonwhites, and hilariously, white girls enjoy being in the company of these ticking time bombs. I know all sorts of dogs go crazy but anytime there’s a major story it’s almost always a pitbull. The bottom line is they were bred to be killers and when I eventually go innawoods i may get one, but only because I know what it’s actual purpose is.

>They also like to say “mug statistics” but they never actually have them on hand.
You men they get posted several times every threads

>They also don’t seem to know that “pit bull” is a vague neologism and not an actual defined breed.
Several different breeds from bulldogs and terriers, four main breeds

same, and i can't say it out loud
it's really frustrating
you would get really mad and pretend to laugh ironically while also pretending not to care at the same time

>Youtube "Pitbull attack"
endless results of actual attacks
>Youtube "Golden Retriever attack"
cheeky video titles featuring puppies playing

I bet you'd be statistically safer with a Lynx as a pet over one of those niggerdogs.

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>just accept the fact
Irony

you are allowed to say it out loud, what you mean is you don't like that people will react negatively to it.

Ok

ahem

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I see the anti pitbull brigade is starting to rival the anti tattoo and anti drug brigades in terms of autistic devotion

good new is the cat survived.

youtube.com/watch?v=J0xB9KcPZis

>it's more important that you look progressive than that your baby's innocence remains intact
>it's more important that your dog isn't discriminated against than that your baby's status as a human being and not an icon of propaganda remains intact
>it's more important that strangers share pictures of your two living breathing possessions than that both of them survive the outburst of an attack

>pits aren't banned in his country

Yikes

kek, i love how you can see her bumbling with her dogs before she enters the screen

chihuahuas are what pitbull owners think their monsters are

no shit? i thought the pit bulls were picking up the children by the skins of their necks to go lay down with them while hugging them

>Just to let you know the attack vid was posted on Yea Forums. Yea Forums stands proudly by your cat.
>Awesome! Thank you.
Absolutely based

>1 year ago

>Dunning Kreuger effect
Name of phenomenon.

Because people insist I shouldn't even though I only see bad things about them all the time. They imply it's all "propaganda". Ok, whatever, why do you care about the "truth" of the Pits anyway. Why do you want to protect them even if they really ARE innovensive. It's a specific dog breed the only reason you'd go out of your way to look into the "truth" of the subject so you can then defend them is if you're a contrarian and so people should go against you and hate on you anyway even if you're right in the end

the second one always joins in and they both ignore the owner

awwwee look theyre giving it kissy wissys :))

Poor fucking victim dog getting a face and mouthful of mace.

Hope the dogs got put down

This but only for dogs not in your town or else people will know it was probably the weird guy (you) constantly walking near it.

i didn't say "i wasn't allowed", but that's precisely what such a statement implies.
you're "allowed" to murder, but people will react negatively to it.
you're just proving my point.

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Dumb tards don't even know the weak spot on a dog or how to properly get them off of you.

lmao i thought i was just looking at a little girl playfully skipping through the streets

>you're "allowed" to murder
no you aren't the police will come and arrest you, you will be formally tried and sentenced, and most likely be put in prison for a long time.
if you tell people that owning a pit bull decreases your opinion of them they will probably give you a dirty look and stop talking to you.
those are not comparable consequences.

Along with that stupid bitch.

Care to elaborate because in the dog was maced & tazed and it didn't stop attacking. Is this weak point you're referring to straight up killing it? Because I'd honestly believe you.

I would eat pitbulls like gooks eat real dogs and it wouldn't even be a feather upon my conscious.

technically, they are comparable, as i just compared them. you simply don't like the comparison :^)

>not ALL pibbles
>look at this picture of a pitty with a baby!
>mine would NEVER
>it's the OWNER not the BREED
>he was SCARED
>the little girl was PULLING on his TAIL
>he get's frightened from STRANGERS
when 8% of the dog population commits 64% of dog attacks, there is a problem

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the cat survived?? but user told me that pitbulls will never stop attacking their prey until it's dead, I was under the impression that their bite was strong enough to crush steel, and that they cannot physically disengage their jaws unless their prey stops moving. No no, this is clearly pro-pitbull propaganda to convince people that they are not indestructible murder beasts.

>its okay if they attack other animals as long as those animals survive
nigger what

DAILY REMINDER THAT ALMOST EVERY DOG IN THE DOG POUND IS A PITBULL

and now there are no consequences for either of us, see how easy that was? we just disagreed with each other and walked away.

Fuck off. The cat survived because of some miracle. You're beyond retarded. If I had the opportunity to kill pits I'd do it, but they're banned here so thank god I don't have to risk jail.

Why can't mods recognize shitpost dog-whistles? Have they ever even been on Yea Forums? It's like fucking crazy pills.

Are the mods really so stupid that they think "What are some kinos about..." is legit?
Fuck.

>the cat didn't die
>therefore, the pitbulls who mauled it aren't actually deadly

I stand by my theory that Yea Forums is moderated completely at random

I met one at my buddy's place years ago. One of the sweetest dogs I've ever met. But the sheer fact that if she snapped she could have easily torn me to shreds did make me a tad uneasy. And I've had medium-large breeds my whole life. Best dogs? Just about anything mixed with a Springer. Best dog ever? My half springer-pyrenees.

back to facebook pitmommy

no, i was right the whole time you smug shit you deserve comeuppance
>see how easy
you don't get to say this because you ran away from the confrontation. you didn't accomplish shit.
it's still true you would get really mad and pretend to laugh ironically while also pretending not to care at the same time.

how do you tell what's a pitbull

Imagine coming to Yea Forums from whatever retarded normies site you're from and unironically crying over the fact that you have no power here.

At least it has the courtesy to be clean while eating children it baited into getting near it.

>being a rulesfag

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I never cared enough to get redpilled on the pitbull menace but this shit makes me sick. Why are they so vicious and bloodthirsty completely unprovoked? It's not like these attacks are because they're starving and need to eat. And that "it's not the dog it's the owner" bullshit, if I went out and mercilessly beat and murdered someone who would you arrest, me or my dad?

>baby looks like it's crying and scared

after you kill your pitbull, kill yourself, faggot.
nbcnews.com/news/us-news/dad-9-year-old-detroit-girl-mauled-death-pit-bulls-n1044736

pitbulls are really stupid
they are not the strongest dogs out there, yet they are the most violent, much like sandniggers or niggers
in my neighborhood, a pitbull got owned by a husky, the husky ate both of the pitbull's ears, tore them apart.
what's the point of pitbulls anyway? most big shepherd breeds rip pitbulls to shreds

>Show me the statistics you claim to have
Shows statistics
>No those don’t count and I refuse to look at them shill

Please get help

>Why are they so vicious and bloodthirsty completely unprovoked?
same reason sheepdogs will try to herd things unprovoked: they've been bred to perform that act for hundreds of generations.

pitbulls are niggers and so are their owners

That's not what he said, but the advertisement claim is strange

>you're retarded if you can't fend off a fucking pitbull with your bare hands

breed of peace

Pitbulls have been purposely bred for hundreds of generations to be domesticated animals that try and maul its owners, its owners children and any animal in sight? Doesnt make a lot of sense.

Up

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Son of Sam

>he thinks you use your bare hands to fend off attacking dogs

Stop having opinions

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where is the rest of this video

Based NA cops deserve a burger, they cured those shitbulls w/o hesitation.

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They were originally bred to fight bulls in pit fights that were called "bull-baiting". That's where the name pitbull comes from.

Yes actually. They were bred to fight other animals to death, other larger animals like bulls even. They were bred to fight until death, either theirs or the animal they are attacking, which is why they don't ever let go of the thing they're mauling.
But you're a nigger faggot so whatever.

Well then what the fuck do you do if a pitbull is attacking you? And dont say something retarded like you fend them off with your feet

I imagine there are quite a few cops who are just waiting for the time they get a call about a dog attack. I mean is anyone really going to tell them they were out of line for shooting a dog that was attacking someone? The only thing they have to do is make sure they don't hit anyone else and the officers in that video did a good job, hell they didn't even shoot until the guy told them to.

>he doesn't elaborate his claims instead justs continues his disinformation
well, whats the weak spot? the temple with a shotgun? everyone is a retard because they don't have a gun on them incase of a fucking pitbull attack?

No, but they were bred to be disgustingly vicious and to kill.

pitbulls cannot fight larger animals, larger dogs tear apart pitbulls, that's why pitbulls make no sense whatsoever

it's a meme you dip

my understanding is that it was "bear baiting" and the "bull" part of the name comes from the fact that you would use an uncastrated male, which would be considered a "bull" in cow terms.

if by 'domesticated' you mean 'thrown in a cage to fight other dogs' then yeah i guess they're super domesticated.

try to pull/twist its ears or gouge his eyes out, the latter might not help anyway, but it will help you in case you manage to brake off its bite

I'm not defending them dipshit I just dont understand why they exist

They were bred to fight bulls but instead are being either being raised to fight others dogs are guard babies. The outcomes tend to end similarly in both cases.

>doctor says thing
>ignore him
But why

So am I supposed to carry something with me every time I go out in case a pitbull attacks?

youtu.be/TZmjmgjAEMw

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mandating that they be neutered would be a more effective and humane way of eradicating them, if people simply started euthanizing all pit bulls then it would create a black market pit bull breeding operation.

exactly like he said, they were breed to bait bulls for bloodsport, then breed to kill each other in dog fights. Entire genetic line is built in blood sport and causing death. These are the same dogs retarded white women will call "Nanny dogs"

all dogs should be banned just to be safe
when the last time you heard a cat killed or even injured someone

bulldogs were bred for bull-baiting, where they fought bulls.
Pitbulls are mixes of bulldogs and terriers which also were for bull-baiting and bear-baiting.

Just accept the fact your dog is going to maul you in a couple years out of "nowhere"

That's because they're a bunch of pussies. Always going for the weak.

Babies are super delicate and these fucking retarded parents just shoved a giant dog on top of it. That's how baby's fucking suffocate and die

yeah, i'm sure that'll work. so how am i supposed to get away from the dog once i've somehow unlocked its fucking jaw from my arm or leg? considering every single time i've seen a pitbull unlock, he's locked back on immediately.

Why do mudslimes bother visiting Yea Forums

literally only their size is keeping cats from murdering their owners.

They cause dementia with a parasite they have living under their nails.

What is the dog breed for incels?

cats

The only good larger cats for humans are cheetahs and that's only because they are similar to dogs.

This is the one thing I like about living in a building with no pets allowed. No nigbulls. There was a piece of shit who lived in my old building who had two pits and thought it was fucking hilarious that people were scared of them. Used to let the fuckers lunge at people, then he’d pull them back last minute and laugh like it was a big fucking joke.

Honestly hope he and his fucking trashy bimbo wife get mauled to death.

damn you're right i forgot attempted murder was legal

Is toxoplasmosis a redpilled parasite

That's cheating he's got mind control powers on that thing.

>teaches dog that lunging is funny and encouraged
jesus fucking christ

No, it's not like that, they would attack a larger dog, but get fucked, cause much like niggers, they cannot make predictions 5 minutes into the future.
I've a friend who owns a pitbull, that's one dumb dog, dumb as shit. He would wiggle a stick in the air, the stupid dog gets back 10 meters, runs to gain speed and jumps at the stick, without thinking where it would fall.
He then removes the stick at the last second and the dog, much like a ragdoll in Gta5 just flies somewhere, many times hitting itself against a tree or a large stone, falling into a pit, gets up and then tries again.

That buff guy in North Dakota gouged out one eye and actually tore at the things nose but it kept eating him. These things are fucking demons

Yall don't understand breeds much. Pit breeds are very protective. This trait unchecked by retard owners is what triggers the attacks you read about. Just like how Shepards patrol their home area and are extremely aggressive unless trained. On a side note, if yall really don't like dogs. Make an excuse like you got bit once or had a scary experience as a kid when telling people. Because people that don't like dogs are generally thought of to be bad people. It will make dog people more prone to not just call you a sandy vagina and they will be more agreeable with working with you to get around you dealing with the dog.

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>Pit breeds are very protective.
Yea man. I'm so glad I have my trusty pit to protect me. I had no clue my infant son was planning on attacking me.

All the time, but in each time the person injured deserved it. That's why cats are based.

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Pitbulls have literally killed and eaten 2 kids in the past 2 weeks
First was cute 9 year old black girl that was killed by 3 pit bulls in Detroit
Second was an 18 you cheerleader that was attacked for over 28 minutes by 6 pitbulls. They ate significant chunks of her arms and her left buttock. They had to amputate both arms in hospital. She died less than 24 hours ago

Breed of peace btw

>Talking Dog movie
>Pitbull voiced by DMX

At least in whatever shithole country this occurred in the people ganged up and were about to lynch the fucking dog. The lengths white people go to protect these dogs is fucking insane.

Nightmare fuel

>accept the fact that the facts are wrong
lmao

desu, I don't know, not a dog attack expert, that's what I've heard from a friend who owns a pitbull, their ears are their weak spot, their heads are tough as a rock, so hitting its head wouldn't help, however since those dogs are stupid as shit, hitting it's abdomen wouldn't help as well. Most dogs, if you hit their abdomen hard enough will just back off from the pain, as their abdomens are not protected by muscle or anything, like their backs, shoulders, or though heads, so with a single kick, you could break something, or rip an organ, or just cause a lot of pain, but the stupid pitbull, you could probably cause fatal damage, that will kill it in hours and it wouldn't let go, that's why these dogs make no sense whatsoever.

This bitch needs to have her dog taken away from her.

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They literally consume human flesh

Post good breeds
Cats welcome too, fuck pitbulls

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>Dark skin emoji

>No, it's not like that, they would attack a larger dog,
yeah, here's one retarded pit going after a Tiger
youtube.com/watch?v=8TCMZtRJX3o&ab_channel=mitrandajunction

Yeah, that guy was a gigantic asshole, but he was also huge and built, so people didn’t say shit to him usually. I know people complained to the building management about him a lot, but they never seemed to do anything. Same dude used to park his huge truck in the roundabout in front of the building effectively blocking the building’s entire driveway, and if people complained, he’d just say it was no big deal and he’d move it soon so they should relax. Dude was a dick.

the internet says to stand still, cross your arms, and not look at a dog and hope it goes away
if it attacks, assume the fetal position and continue to hope it goes away
thoughts?

I like when those 2 pits broke out of their cages in a animal shelter in Alabama and killed 29 cats.

pit bulls are similar to pugs, breeds that have been fucked over by irresponsible breeders and as a result of a social phenomenon became extremely popular among people who aren't able to care for them. unfortunately the human cost of pitbull popularity is much greater than the costs of pugs being popular, which is only their own suffering.

the internet says your a faggot lol

A lynx as a pet would be fucking badass too compared to a mutt that eats babies.

Ears bleed like crazy. It is more common than you think. Though this owner probably don't need a dog to be honest. Seems like an idiot.

Cope
Cope
Cope
Dumbass
Desperate to be right about something. Dumbass
Kill yourself

shoot it

Buying a gun and shooting it would be more effective.

Just pulled this from Forbes
"The following infographic shows that the Pit Bull is still responsible for the most fatal attacks in the U.S. by far, killing 284 people over that 13-year period - 66 percent of total fatalities. That's despite the breed accounting for just 6.5% of the total U.S. dog population.Sep 13, 2018"
>Despite making up only 6.5% of US population

>Roy McSweeny, Age 74
>Mauled by a neighbors' two pit bulls while he was doing yard work in his own yard. The dogs amputated one arm and seriously injured the other arm and his face. He died a few days later. The dogs, who had two known prior attacks on adults, were euthanized. The dogs' owner pled guilty to four charges and was sentenced to 90 days in jail, community service, some victim restitution, and is prohibited from owning any dogs.
Imagine living to the ripe old age or 74. It’s 2011, you’ve lived through wars and crises. You’ve seen your children grow and their grandchildren grow. You’ve suffered your fair share of troubles, trials and tests, but you’ve made it this far and you’re proud of how far you’ve come.
Then, your retarded neighbor’s fucking monster dogs rip off your arm and kill you

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>it not bred it owner!
yes yes its okay, nobody believes in your pit cult, now go spay and neuter your fucking beast animals you dog mauling apologist lunatic.
I've never been bit by a dog, my dads had german shepherds and then two rotts. I would never claim that those dogs we're just fucking 'safe to be around' unless you were me or my dad. I like dogs alright, I just don't like dogs that have been bred to be murderers. if my dads rott wanted to maul a fucking kid for some reason, there would be nothing he could do other than scream at it, beat on its back, and tug on him. these are fucking monsters. but keep living in your fucking fantasy world lol

120356620
Epic

>Shoot devil dog in its misshapen head
>It keeps running towards you

>each time the person injured deserved it.
this, cats are righteous creatures

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Who the fuck has a revolver with them when they're on a bike?

They are angels of death.

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americans

Sounds like your dad was a terrible owner. Shame the dogs didn't eat you.

reminds me of a man trying to protect his dog from 3 pitbulls, dogs showed up and tried to beat the pitbulls with their batons to get them to let go
didn't work
shot them, sort of worked, I think it took more than one bullet for one of them to let go

>The dogs, who had two known prior attacks on adults, were euthanized.
>two known prior attacks on adults
>weren't euthanized before for this
Why the fuck is this allowed?

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Where'd you get that "advice". From Reddit?

hes mocking the source while deflecting and not responding to it because he is a weak minded faggot who owns a pitbull and does not want to regret that decision because he has to deal with the pool of lies he has had to submerge himself in to get to this point.

That guy was developing resistance to toxoplasma, thus violating the NAP and the cat was in the right.

I heard that you literally have to shove a finger up their anus to make them stop

women should not be dogwalking TWO of these fucking things.

For me? It’s the Weimaraner

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americans, but they generally are the ones that need it, because in most countries pitbull owners are required to put a mouth-bracket or what it was called

i saw a dog like this the other day with the BIGGEST fucking head, and he looked at me, and it freaked me the fuck out

Cats have 9 lives while pitbulls get 9 kills until they're put down.

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dogsbite.org/dog-bite-statistics-fatalities-2018.php

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very bizarre thread
what does this have to do with television and movies?

Sam Hyde and r/mde were a mistake. Literally just fed other retards viewpoints lol

No, pitbulls are just niggers. I don't get why people get them. Is it for protection? If so there are plenty of other breeds that can do the job and are actually obedient. Humans clearly can't control them let alone train them.

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Yeah it's called a gun and it can save you from any kind of dangerous creature

the solution: all pit bulls should be required to wear a non-removable collar with a button that injects a lethal dose of poison when pushed

People who live near subhuman pitbull owners and don't want to lose half their leg.

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LMFAO

foxnews.com/lifestyle/alabama-animal-shelter-29-cats-mauled-killed-2-pitbulls-dogs

>Employees found the dead felines at the Dothan Animal Shelter in Dothan, Ala., Thursday morning when they reported for work. Shelter Director Bill Banks said the two dogs forced their way out of their pens by knocking galvanized bars out of their clamps and pushing their way through chain-linked fencing, WTVY reported.

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youtu.be/UToSTrHQi9o
Based Rott is super to nigbull.

from r/cuckoldfantasies

based pits making beta bitches seethe

/an/ threads show up on other boards at times because /an/ is slower than a baby trying to escape the welcoming jaws of a pitbull
Pit hate threads show up on at least 4 boards
Yea Forums, Yea Forums, /k/ and /an/

Ok basedboy

My best friend had two of these back in the day, really sweet and loyal dogs.

One tried to eat my face.

all large-medium pets should be banned
dogs maul people and cats spread parasites
just get a rat or a bird or something

>Yall
Stopped reading there, nigger.

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>HI user GIMME AN EAR SCRATCH

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Unfortunately, we're not allowed guns here, not even knives. What do I do then?

>yall
>yall
fuck off
>You'd better have the popular opinion, or else!
expire immediately

in most countries american pitbulls are banned

do you think trump would try passing a federal ban on pits if he got attacked by one

imagine being a cop and knowing that you can't just blap some fucking shithead on the street without consequence and then you run across a pack of pitbulls attacking something. shit must be cathartic.

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theyre never violent in the house, but i would never claim that theyre so safe that they should be walked or fuck, even LET outside. backyward sure, if your fencing is really fucking good.

He should buy a german shepard just to piss off all the people calling him a nazi.

This desu
Even if you subscribe to the idea that pits aren't killing machines, they're still a sign that whoever you're talking to is a fucking retard

Honest answer: normie redditors tend to get pits because pits are abandoned way more than any other breed, and redditors like to get rescue dogs so they can virtue signal on social media. That’s the reason you see so many dumb white bitches and hipster faggots with pits.

Niggos and cholos get them either for fighter or because they want to look tough.

Ive been seeing a lot of middle class white women with pits recently. They fell for the all dogs are created equal meme

>Laughs in Shark

well, his local news is Detroit, so..

I like pitbulls but they belong on a ranch away from kids and small pets, they were built for nipping at bulls feet and being brave around cattle, not for people to have in a city as pets.

Sounds like your dad was a terrible owner. Shame the dogs didn't eat you.

If that's then you'll get ever twitter whore and tumblrite going out the way to breed more of these monsters and flood America with them. Imagine seeing on the news in the future about pitbulls invading homes and mauling babies in their cribs.

stay inside and pour a nice brew of your hot beverage of choice
who needs outside

kek rattled

>pitbulls are banned where i live
i've never even seen one

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shit man, IDK. go out in full hockey gear?
if the shark can come get me then it deserves the W, because I sure as fuck aint getting into any body of water

Husky/chow chow mixes are probably the goofiest looking dogs that I know of.

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Most pittbulls are friendly. Labs actually attack more people than pitts.

this is basically what he looked like
but black.

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>forgetting /pol/

>all that trouble when the two cops at the start could've just draw their pistols and been done with
Holy shit this made me mad

damn that little lab had no chance.

Based retard not reading the thread.

>A decision has not been made over what to do with the dogs after the incident, Banks said.

I don't care about attacks. I care about deaths.

>it duh owner not da bread
how do you be a good owner to monsters?
deteeth them?

AYO ANIGGA GIMME A BONE SON

>cant own dogs

yeah right. they dont check that shit.

Hopefully my country gets there as well.

Of the 2,060 bites, Labrador retrievers made up the biggest percentage on the bite list. Labs accounted for 13.3 percent of the reported bites; pit bulls, 8.4 percent; German shepherds, 7.8 percent; Rottweilers, 3.9 percent

I don't browse /pol/, so I wouldn't know about /pol/ threads about /an/ or pitbulls.

And how many deaths?

The first is your faggot opinion. As for the rest, everyone and their granny owns a lab you dolt, or course there are more of them out there. Post attacks per percentage of dog population, I fucking dare you. You won't.

all dogs bite. pits overpower and kill you.

>pitbulls
>8.4%
>higher share than their population
>"most pitbulls are friendly"

HOWLING

aww he's smiling :)

my eyes have been opened

we need to keep the streets safe from the labrador menace

>Pit-bull expert Semencic makes a more sophisticated argument as to why pit bulls shouldn't be singled out for regulation. Pit bulls, he says, were bred not to be aggressive to people. "A pit bull that attacked humans would have been useless to dog fighters," he contends; "the dogs needed to be handled by strangers in the middle of a fight." Any dog that went after a handler was immediately "culled"—that is, put to death.

this is the logic of an "expert"

kek

too bad that didn't breed it out of them

Semencic is a retard.

This needs to be posted in every pit thread.

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>Most pittbulls are friendly. Labs actually attack more people than pitts.

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>women falling for yet another meme
Whoa...

reckon I need a pit to protect me from these roaming face-shredders aka the vicious labrador

so what kind of dog could fuck a pit up but never harm a human

bros a dog killed my cat ;_;

god i fucking hate dogs.

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wolf

>tfw living in neighborhood with multiple pitbulls and aggressive german shepards
>have been attacked by unleashed german shepards multiple times
Honestly if you own a big dog then fuck you, stop trying to compensate for your small dick size. Owning a large dog doesn't make you more masculine.

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That is one ugly rat

Homie sacrificed his Red October's to kill a pitbull goddamn

looks like they did you a favor

t.dog owners

this

Carry a knife with you at all times. Stab them in the eyeballs and in the underbelly

0:18 retarded fucking cops

Just wants to give you some smoochie woochies :3
Black dog is confirmed dead?

fuck these guys your cat looks cute af

Dumb fucking bitch got that cat mauled because she couldn't just get a fucking Schnauser or something, she had to get the cheap killing machine that got sent to a shelter after the dogfighting ring it was in was broken up

Show your sister the stats and headlines of pitbull fatalities. They're averaging 1 death per week due to increased reporting as we spread the message

this sort of dog could kill a pitbull, has about 100 pounds over a 40-60 pound pitbull and goes after wolves.

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*kills a toddler*