Trying to marathon an episode of kino

>used to
and then what happened?

>tfw nordic country
wageslaves will sustain me forever

>get job
>now parents yell at me to get friends and hobbies
WILL THEY NEVER BE SATISFIED

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No, take it from someone who made it as a normalfag, even after you have a nice house and 2 kids they are never satisfied.
Fucking boomer parents suck.

Good thread

I'll get one of those idiots to take me in and give me money. They fucking will. I know it.

>own my own land
>building home on it
>mom still criticizes me despite having moved out at 19 because she left my dad for a rich guy and lives in a 5000 square foot home
It's the way of boomer parents, especially the women.

>start living on your own the day you turn 18
>years go by
>parents call you, snail mail you, facebook you, email you, text message you, give messages to you through other people ALL YEAR ROUND
Why the fuck do they need constant updates from me? I wasn't given any money for college, no free car when I turned 18, no going away present, nothing. They act like I owe them something.

This is like Asian parents being pissed you got an A-

some of you are pretty fucked up. if you still live at home and are physically able, just do all the physical work so you can at least justify ur leeching. at least help your ageing boomer parents out. and for god sakes sit down and talk to them for half an hour a day. thats all they want. not someone who isolates themelves away
t. pro neet

I think I was the only kid in my neighborhood who didn’t even get help buying a car or didn’t outright get one when I was 18. They pretty much kicked me out at 18, didnt help with my college and still bitch at me. American boomer parents had kids as an status symbol and couldn’t wait for us to get out of the house.

>tfw 29yo NEET hikki
>parents tell me to get a job or go back to school
>threaten to suicide and to blame it on them
>they get scared
>they give me money and house me

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moved out, now no one comes to bother me about drug abuse or laundry I sit here for countless hours alone in my darkened room waiting for people to reply to my posts on 4channel

>mom leaves your dad for a rich guy
>still stay in contact

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>been living with parents my whole life, comfy white suburbs
>graduate in my mid 20s
>6 months later, parents sell the house and move to a small condo, forcing me to move out as well and get my own place
>I find a small appartment and start wagecucking as a literal garbage man because I couldnd find work in my field
>they complain that they don't see me enough and I don't call them enough
Well fucking duh, why did you sell the house if you enjoyed my company so much

Turn on the light.

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>have to apply for jobs to keep getting unemployment money (britbong)
>get loads of responses and interviews
>show the job police the emails and such, hard evidence of job searching
>day before interview, ring up employer and tell them I gto another job and can't attend
5:30 am and just logged of wow classic, this will be my life for as long as i can get away with it

fucking based

based

wew wew wewwww lads just wew neetybutt is absolutely boiling wew wew. better behave there neetysweety, remember... if you act out of line, your parents and case worker can cut you off at literally ANY TIME. Wewwwww

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As soon as my parents force me to get a job/move out, I'm gonna kill myself. I'd rather die then wageslave.

same, fuck wagecucking.

Nah, you'll just go homeless and start dumpster diving

That's right brother, die free rather than live as a slave! If only the negroes had had the same courage.

What is there to explain? They will just become homeless and die.

wew

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You guys are amatuer schemer/trickster NEETs.

The secret is too actually work for like 3 months to build up some cash, then quit and only pretend to build up some work. Then you either watch kino on your laptop in a van / car (if you have one) or set up a tent in the woods. Library is another good place to lay low. This technique can last you 2+ years.

Get a job.

>actually work for like 3 months
no thanks

My parents were cheap as fuck when I was growing up. If they die and I find out they don't have a horde of gold hidden somewhere, after 50 fucking years of wageslaving, I'm just going to kill myself for being born to slaves anyway. NEETdom is the only way to escape slave morality, it's embedded deep into our genes, unironically because of the jews. I'm also circumcised so I'm basically marked as a jew, despite not identifying as one. If I kill myself I will be doing the world a favor.

i though i was the only one that did this. about 2 months of work every 18 months is the max i can handle

>2 months of work
>maybe €2.5k total at minimum wage
>2 years of Neetbux (which working for 2 months would disqualify me from receiving)
>€18k

Imagine living in America by choice.

Isn't being homeless and uncomfortable a lot worse than being a parasitic leech neet?

>tfw parents are rich and I'm due a big inheritance
The sun will never set on my eternal NEET empire

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