Was it kino?

I would say so.

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I like Christmas but I'm not huge on it, too sentimental

Vacation, Fletch and Caddyshack are the white kino trio.

>Cousin Vicki:
>I'm going steady, and I French kiss.
>Audrey:
>So, everybody does that.
>Cousin Vicki:
>Yeah, but Daddy says I'm the best at it.

What did she mean by this?

Agreed. The R rated entries are way funnier and that’s the way Ramis and Hughes intended it.

Of course. What kind of zoomer question is this.

Extremely based

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FUCK YO MAMA

I always had a crush on the cashier girl from christmas vacation
I almost went crazy when i found out she was nude in another movie

I miss 80s girls so much

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>I miss 80s girls so much
Me too.
Places like high end department stores would only hire hot girls for areas like jewelry and lingerie (stuff cluess guys buy for their wives). Nowadays it all fat Mexicans.

FIF-ty yards...

No, too tame. It’s funny, but the first one is unbridled insanity. They went to dark places and did it well.

If this were made today there would be no wacky adventures as all of them would be on their phones constantly.

That's nothing to be proud of, Russ

>THIS IS HOW YOUR FAMILY SHOULD BE, GOYIM
>FOLLOW THIS HILARIOUS AND LOVEABLE EXAMPLE
>ADOPT THEIR MANNERISMS
>PRETEND YOU ARE THEM
>YOU ARE SPECIAL YOU ARE A GOOD GOYIM

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This. If Christmas Vacation is your favorite, you’re a fucking pussy.

The favorite of normalfags. A true patrician will tell you that Vegas Vacation is the best.

It was a good sequel.

t. has clearly never seen the movie

Also: have sex

We can all agree that European Vacation was the worst tho, right?

I’ve never seen fletch am I missing out

It was better then European Vacation.

lol

cope

Watch the original Vacation and have sex, incels.

Good lord god man of course you’re missing out. Pure 80s comfy kino watch it immediately.

It had some great tits though. That alone puts it above Christmas.

The daughter in that is so hot

Vegas was the worst by a mile.

Yea Forums, you ever bop your baloney?

>Euro above Christmas
No sir.

This

The series was meant to be rated R and feature dark comedy. Christmas Vacation sucks.

i wanna be your goy toy

I'm going to have to ask you to move along, sir.

It's a classic. One of Chevy's few good movies.

Why do (((they))) insist on recreating the covers for these classics when the originals were unironically brilliant?

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Its not as tame as people think but everyone knows the TBS cut version, the uncut Christmas Vaca is amaz.

Christmas has the best tits in the entire series and best girl, department store girl, admittedly she doesn't go topless though.

The finale at Wallyworld was the perfect payoff, feels like forever since I've watched this.
Also the wife had great boobs.

>got asteroids?
>no, but my dad does. He can't even sit on the toilet somedays

You're trying to brainwash this thread more than ((((them)))) faggot. Fuck off.

The first movie goes to shit when they get to Wallyworld. Not even the great John Candy managed to be funny.

That's pretty much the ending.

Oh no did your jimmies get rustled Tyler? Eat a fucking dick.

I forgot how great this poster is, I always wished the movie was as intense as it.

because less talented people need jobs

They needed at least one more good joke. I always skip the end for that reason.

>namefag
>has retarded opinion
What else is new?

Let's burn some dust! Eat my rubber.

There are some good one liners at the end.

Fact: there is not one funny thing that happens once they get to Wally World.

Of course it was kino. Chevy Chase had a window and this was in it.

Was this the first Clark Griswold movie? He's like a staple of the family now.

Fact: Yes there is. All of it is solid.

Yes. 1983 when Chevy was still cool.

Fletch was his window and he smashed it.

It was funny when Clark punched the moose statue

>movie showing on the TV
>thread pops up about it on Yea Forums
Kinos with this feel?

>tfw shitters full

Struggling to remember a time where Chevy Chase wasn't an asshole.

>implying it wasn't pure kino watching Clark lose his sanity once he realizes all of his journey was for nothing

Vacation

>department stores
>still existing
nice larp

I decided to watch it randomly, not knowing anything about it other than Chevy Chase was the lead. It was so good, I was genuinely angry at myself for having not seen it before. It's fucking excellent and you should go watch it right now.

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This is the whole point.

Comfiest movie ever made coming through.

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He was always an asshole but at least he could still deliver a funny performance back then.

Sears and jc penny still have a couple of stores motherfucker

He has always been an asshole. Even in his SNL days.

It's a classic. Literally the only good Chevy Chase movie.

Most upscale malls have a Macy’s or something similar.

based

who cares?
he's great for the roles he was casted in.

eehehe no such thing as white homogeneous neighborhoods and there never have been goyim, this has ALWAYS been the way of things ehehehehee

What channel?
I'm down to watch with you guys.

It's on AMC.

Vacation>Vegas>Christmas>Europe

Yeah that's true. His coke-fuelled performances were classic.

Vegas Vacation
Vacation
Christmas Vacation
Euro Vacation
The fucking Ed Helms Vacation movie
This is the correct ranking.

This. I watch Christmas Vacation every holiday season.

123tvnow has a live stream

It's only notable because the people he works with actively hate him, and have done since the 80's.

>watching the edited for basic cable version of Vacation

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zzzzzzz

>Fact: there is not one funny thing that happens once they get to Wally World.
?
>Clark punches marty moose
>John Candy gives a funny, goofy performance
>Clark shoots Candy in the ass with the bb gun
>the black guy says Clark "violated his human decency" and Mr. Wally has no idea what the fuck he's talking about

I still love the basic cable version of Kindergarten Cop.

I feel the same way about The Goonies.

Sooth sayer. It was proper comedy.

You teaching your daughter how to kiss, huh?

I hated it when they edited out what Mouth was saying to the Spanish maid. Have to go with the redux here

Now it's time to separate the true chads from the morons.

Are you having Blue or Yellow?

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The Vacation movies, Spies Like Us and the Fletch movies were his window. All kino.

I just remembered Vacation was the first movie I heard the word "fuck" in, for some reason that word's way more intense in 80's films.

Nigga The Goonies is PG. All you're missing is one or two "shit"s.

>Clark tells Mr. Wally about all they did to get to Wally World
>”Wouldn’t you go through all that for your family?”
>Mr. Wally looks at him with contempt
>”No”

Don't get cheap on me.

Spies Like Us was underrated as fuck. Watched a movie by Dan Akroyd and starring Chevy Chase called 'Nothing But Trouble' the other day and I still don't know what to make of it.

>Watched a movie by Dan Akroyd and starring Chevy Chase called 'Nothing But Trouble' the other day and I still don't know what to make of it.
It was bad, but so fucking insane that you can't stop watching. I'll give Akroyd credit, he had a lot of balls putting that out.

What you made of it is that it was one of the worst movies ever made, and nobody involved in it wants to acknowledge it.

I've loved Nothing but Trouble since I rented it on VHS back in the day. It's batshit-crazy-kino.

I saw that shit in the cinema, it was kino then and still is, Demi Moore in those shorts....nice.

Christmas vacation is the best. Vegas a close second. Vacation a moderate third.

>has your father ever killed someone
>just a dog... and my aunt
>you can't prove that Rusty.

Making them do dog tricks at gun point and the speech he has with Wally are hilarious.

Hey guys.

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Fuck Ed Helms and his massive glowingly white teeth.

This movie is like water without a faucet

It's a movie with great world building and set design but an absolutely dreadful script, also weirdly enough the film debut of 2pac.

This movie and the Poltergeist remake came out around the same time and I literally can't think of movies that are more soulless than these 2.

>Richard Roeper of the Chicago Sun-Times wrote, "It's a vile, odious disaster populated with unlikable, dopey characters bumbling through mean-spirited set pieces that rely heavily on slapstick fight scenes, scatological sight gags and serial vomiting."

Sounds about right.

>doesn't even have National Lampoon in the title
>Ed Fucking Helms
I hate Hollywood

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99% of movies made in the last decade have been soulless.

Beverly D’Angelo’s titties were absolutely kino.

Rustys character was never like this nor should he have grown into a man like that. If his character was portrayed literally any other way and there was less shit and fart jokes it probably wouldnt have been half bad. Ed Helms fucking sucks in this dogshit.

>reminder that Caddyshack was so bad that one of the creators killed himself
But yeah, that gopher is hilarious.

>Ed Helms fucking sucks in this dogshit.
Are you implying that Ed Helms is good in anything?

>has two cast members from Always Sunny in it
No wonder it fucking sucked

It's amazing how Chevy Chase managed to be the worst thing in Caddyshack.

I'm so glad I'm not the only one who hates Caddyshack

t. didn't get laid at the finale of the film

>99% of movies made in the last decade have been soulless.
I agree, but these 2 really hit home for me. 2 great original films with just completely horrible and forgettable remake/reboots/whatever.

I'm not old enough for that, grampa

Mele Kalikimaka is the thing to say on a bright Hawaiian Christmas day...

I saw this movie prob 100 times on tv enjoying it not even knowing it was R rated. It was always something I stopped and watched flipping through channels. When I finally watched an unedited version it surprised me how much stuff was in it.

Yep, that's my credo.

>Clark: Santa's sleigh has been spotted coming in from New York.
>Eddie: You serious, Clark?

Is Rusty still in the Navy?

I said "high end" department stores you dumb faggot. Bloomingdales, Nordstroms, Sachs 5th Ave, etc still exist in all the major cities. Where do you think hot girls with rich boyfriends/husbands spend their days?

Green

Christmas Vacation is the GOAT Christmas movie

Made me laugh lol

I think the sled scene was the first time I laughed really hard at a movie.

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I'm not going to lie, the rat on the guys shoulder made me laugh pretty hard.

Somehow he was also the worst part of Caddyshack 2

Such a simple gag, but that launch is still fucking hilarious.

Nothing but Trouble is a weird ass movie and not very funny. The best thing about it was how hot Demi Moore was.

based

take me back. I'm surrounded by golbinas and I'm about to snap. in GTA V

I THINK YOU'RE ALL FUCKED IN THE HEAD

What about Modern Problems?

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Not kidding I saw this when it came out in the theater and cried laughing at this part. I’ll never forget it.

Worth it for this scene, it’s ok.

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in retrospect i'd call vegas vacation kino. not a bad flick and it's in that comfy late 90s era.

i hated it when i was a kid. i should give it a rewatch.

He didn't want to make the movie but was contractually obligated to. It showed but no one could save that abomination either.

I FOUND OUT LONG AGO
>OH OH OH OHHHO

#Excuse me holmes

Cover art is so BASED. When I was a kid I thought being an adult male meant having hot blonde women clinging to your legs.

this, Chevy Chase was the white everyman peak boomer, full of confidence, assholish and a heart of gold
I miss those comfy Chevy movies
we almost got him back in season 1 of community but fucking Dan Harmon ruined it

I watch Christmas Vacation every year as I put up the christmas tree then again all throughout the holiday drinking and eating and just being straight up comfy

Chevy is a based af asshole look up the Terry Sweeney story and tell me that’s not the funniest shit ever

Loveable Uncle Eddie was a child molester

Another hilarious thing is Chevy would throw around the n word all the time on the set of community and he used the excuse that Richard Pryor gave him a lifetime pass to say it back in the 70s lol only thing that coulda made that more based is if he carried around a literal n word free pass card in his wallet

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What a semen demon in the bottom left

lmao I know even after watching it a 100 times it still gets me

speaking of keno could anyone explain the game they played at the end? shit made no sense to me.

Nobody knows who Frank Frazetta is anymore user

>not appreciating a lick my balls joke
what a fag

Is there any hope to revive the National Lampoon's Cinematic Universe?

This movie like a faucet without a sink

>pitches sketch to gay cast member where he has aids
He could’ve repitched that sketch again in the 90s with Chris Kattan as the gay aids guy. Kattan at least seemed to have no problems playing up his gay faggotness in all his skits

Considering there are now more bad National Lampoons movies than good ones, I'm going to say no.

Basically bingo

You pick numbers, and hope your numbers get called. You win more money the more of your numbers are called.

I know Audrey's thighs were pretty fucking kino

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>You using the whole fist doc?
>He’s 6’5. With the Afro 6’9.

It was. After that though it was like pic related. It really petered out at the end.

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i can't believe there was a scene where the cousin taught the other cousin how to jerk off. wtf was that shit

Apparently it’s a time honored tradition for white dudes you jerk off with each other

>Walmart
>Meijer
>Maceys
>Goldman’s
>Kohl’s
>Bloomingdales
>Marshals
>Bed Bath and Beyond
>Target
>Dillard’s
>Barney’s
>Saks Fifth Avenue
>JC Penny
>Neiman Marcus
>Von Maur
>more I’m not going to bother listing faggot

anything with Dangerfield is pure kino you absolute pleb

What in the fuck are you talking about?

It is you dumb faggot but the ending was flat. The rest of the movie was excellent. About the point he begins oral exams it falls apart.

Have sex.

That movie features not only Oingo Boingo, but RDJ and Terry Farrell.

What about Funny Farm?

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Not like niggers, who just fuck each other in the ass