Call it now, this won't actually happen, or if it does happen...

Call it now, this won't actually happen, or if it does happen, it will be for an extremely short period of time and will barely affect the plot. This is a deliberate tease by Disney to asses in theater seats.

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what's the over/under on it being a dream sequence a'la luke on dagobah seeing his own face under vader's mask, with rey just having a vision of "where she could go" if she doesn't give up her hatred or some bullshit.

It’s a vision

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So it is even less consequential then I anticipated.

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why would she hallucinate having that retarded lightsaber

You expect a woman to know what she's talking about?

Roundhead already did the Dagobah memberberry in TLJ. Rey saw copies of herself.

Good shrooms?

Wet dream

JewJew Wars is all about copying from earlier movies, he wouldn't care about being the third dagobah cave any more than he cared about having the third death star.

Nah, it totally happens.

>Rey is actually a failed Force Conception experiment, like Anakin.
>The twin-lightsaber girl is basically Rey 2.0, an actually successful Force Conception baby, trained by Sheev for decades.

>The final battle is Rey fighting her evil self force-posessed by Sheev

this is truth

I'd rather run the Boston Marathon with a rock in my shoe than watch Nu-Wars.

Then it's a damn good thing you don't have to do either, isn't it?

that's her dildo design

The Star Wars.com writers don’t know anything about the film. It was just poor phrasing.

>The Star Wars.com writers don’t know anything about the film.

Is that the new damage control?

It’s a vision Disney already leaked it you slow poke

No, it’s common knowledge 99% of the people that work for the Star Wars brand don’t know anything about the movie. That’s how it’s always been.

It's going to be part of a dream sequence or something

Is it just me or does she look cross eyed?

That sounds absolutely awful.
JJ would totally do it, the hack.

Not cross eyed but definitely bog eyed