ITT: We discuss a hypothetical Poker Night at the Inventory: Yea Forums edition
If you don't know, the game was basically a Poker game that featured 5 licensed vidya characters (4 players, 1 dealer) that gave each of them a lot of unique dialogue, stories, banter, remarks, etc.
My line-up: >Saul Goodman (BB/BCS) >Paulie Walnuts (Sopranos) >Sgt. Hartmann (Full Metal Jacket) >Patrick Bateman (American Psycho)
Dunno who could be dealer. I think this would make for funny dialogue. Paulie could tell stories about his time in the army and get made fun of by Hartman, Patrick could make fun of Saul for wearing a suit when he makes so much less money than him, etc.
Omg, a conversation between these 4 would be EPIC!
Cooper Hill
Why don't you make a fun thread you braindead fucking nigger monkey
Jonathan Wood
>making fun of strongbad too young for HSR I'm guessing?
Charles Morris
Actually it’s more because I’ve 100% it on steam, and 2 is better purely for Bruce.
Gabriel Howard
Sam and Max would probably kill them 2bh
Andrew Davis
Jack Sparrow Cartman Me Noah Antwiler (The Spoony One)
John Taylor
>Joe Gatto (Impractical Jokers) >Tony Soprano (The Sopranos) >George Costanza (Seinfeld) >Travis Bickle (Taxi Driver) Tell me this wouldn't be absolute fucking KINO
Levi Reed
I miss when Telltale was cool and games like this. Now they don't exist.
Noah Walker
good thread idea >Voldemort (Harry Potter) >Chester (Dude, Where's My Car?) >Black Dynamite (Black Dynamite Dynamite) >Terry Davis (Temple OS)
Jason Ortiz
What would they say to one another?
Isaac Ramirez
the strip poker online flash version is kino
Ethan Morgan
I'd be fine with any other three but would demand Bateman because him holding back disgust and trying to talk about watches and suits nobody gives two shits about would be hilarious. Also have him do the end apartheid speech, in full.
>Voldemort doesn't understand poker because it's a muggle thing and because he doesn't see the point in playing >Chester knows everything about poker from watching it on TV, which impresses Voldemort, who can't tell that Chester is a total idiot >Black Dynamite cracks wise, with grindhouse style cinematography and a bunch of goofs like him having too many cards and having his jacket off in the shot before he takes it off I don't know Terry Davis but I imagine Voldemort and him would have some good gags about deification (Voldemort thinking he has a muggle counterpart or something)
It's a weird enough bunch of people that it could be kino
Kevin Bailey
Four different iterations of Wayne Knight around a poker table? Imagine the broken chairs
Julian King
>Hey Joe, go tell that twitchy guy in the green jacket you think he's a faggot!
