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Didn't legolas walk over snow without even leaving footprints while the rest were hip deep on it in the fellowship of the ring?
Someone post the one where he slides down the mammoth trunk.
Elves can do that kinda shit, but in the case of OP's pic, there's nothing for legolas to push off of.
>Someone post the one where he slides down the mammoth trunk.
That was badass because you believed he could do that.
Here he is just op
Legolas is an elf and they are a species of part-angel magic aryan supermen?
he's got magic zelda boots that make you light as a feather
>Legolas is an elf and they are a species of part-angel magic aryan supermen?
Elves are not aryan.
Tolkien spend 1 chapter just for explaining why Elves can't be blonde
From 0 physics knowledge, hypothetically, if legolas' was light enough is it possible
>From 0 physics knowledge, hypothetically, if legolas' was light enough is it possible
You mean if his bones were thin as feathers?
AND THEY RUN WHEN THE SUN COMES UP
WITH THEIR LIVES ON THE LINE
If you didn't notice, Hackson has a boner for Legolas.
cool "leggy moment"
H*LLA
FRICKEN
EPIC
pic?
Citation
A huge reason I didn't like LOTR's was the characters never seemed to be in danger.
Its like a glorified kids movie.
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"Frodo looked up at the Elf standing tall above him, as he gazed into the night, seeking a mark to shoot at. His hairs were dark, crowned with sharp white stars that glittered in the black pools of the sky behind."
Tolkien's note at the end of the Appendices to LotR, where he more or less says that all the Eldar were dark except "the golden house" of Finrod/Finarphir/Finarphin but being them related with the Vanyar it doesn't count because all the Vanyars were golden haired.
Thranduill was part of the Eldar elves. And his son too
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jesus christ it's bad
Is this the amazing CGI thread?
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>The orc just throws another rock at Legolas as he's concentrating on which stones to step on.
>Citation
That was the citation
That was certainly in the book from what I recall
>That was badass because you believed he could do that.
lol no
The hobbits are constantly thrown into situations where they are close to death. What are you talking about?
Kek
>lol no
Well, yes. You saw him killing dozens of orcs and Olophant seemed okay.
But the Hobbit screwed it
Merry and Pippin are pretty safe for a lot of the story, but Sam and Frodo definitely aren't.
I get the kids story thing though - fantasy ain't for everybody.
no
just like my vidyagames
>no
yes!
looked cool imo
this shit is bland compared to the other examples of absolute fuckery and dogshit in the Hobbit trilogy. i dont know why anybody gives a single care about elves doing elfy silly things.
>capeshit legolas
I was expecting thorin to kill azog, then bolg goes beast mode at his dad dying and rekts thorin and then beorn shows up and crushes bolg
so disappointing
LOTR was based on a book for adults, the hobbit is a children's book. it's allowed to be more silly and you should dilate
it would be fine if half the ridiculous stuff they put in the movies was in the source material
the whole movie was one sentence matey.
>"and a terrible battle"
>Its like a glorified kids movie.
It is a kids movie you fucking manchild
It's so bad it's goodbad
hold on bump
on second thought I had nothing to say