This is the average Gelfling male

This is the average Gelfling male

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why give it a dick?

I didn't watch it yet, is it woke?

>is it woke?

Go back to sleep

It's for pissin and fuckin.

Just don't want to see one of my childhood favourites politicized.

I feel like I need a shower after seeing this

BIG GELFLING DINGUS

Well, there's a scene where a gelfling from one tribe tells one from another tribe to "go back where she came from", and her friendzoned podling companion goes nuts wrecking the place until the gelfling cops take him away and he screams "podling justice".

I'm not lying.

But it's good. Really good. You should watch it. I saw the original in theaters when I was a kid, and this is very faithful to the world and lore. It's only as political as you want it to be.

Same reason Gollum had a fully rendered one in lord of the rings, it's outline is briefly seen in the loincloth sometimes.

Sounds good, might watch it tonight

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there's no penis bulges in the dark crystal

>circumcised
what did they mean by this?

more like Gelding lmao

Note the creepy moustache on the dude

its period appropriate

> It's only as political as you want it to be.
This is the most accurate description. There is nothing in your face about politics in the story besides the core value of uniting against the Skeksis.

Thank god no blonde haired MAGA hat emperor

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see

Hes naked at the start of the movie

And they frame the shot so his crotch is blocked.
There was no need to give him a penis.

Good. I don't mind a little "racism bad" stuff, that's fine. Just don't want the Skeksis to build a wall or some shit like that. You never know with Netflix.

You can't see his penis there

It's all Jim Henson Company as far as I know, Netflix is just letting them use their platform.

No its not

If you look reaaaaallly hard, probably? It has two female protagonists, but they're written really well so it doesn't matter.

It’s political as fuck. There is literally someone doing a vocal impression of trump as one of the bad guys

Female protags doesn't mean woke, they've existed for centuries. As long as they're not complete mary sues who don't need to man, it's fine.

wrong. dilate

If you mean the way the librarian Skeksis speaks, with a "feeling word" on the end, that's how they always did, the fact that Trump speaks in a similar matter doesn't mean anything, except maybe for Trump being a Skeksis in disguise.

I beat my meat to Deet's cute feet.

How this shit got 8.8/10 at IMDb?

Underrated

the virgin zoomer
the chad boomer

Welp... I know where I’m going for my next vacation.

I bet it wouldn’t take long for me to find myself balls deep in all seven flavors of gelfling poontang

this is a naked gelfling female in the back

they're lanky and have barely any tits or curves

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Cool lore and insane practical effects?

Why does it need a penis? Is there going to be gelfling child nudity in the movie?

Pretty sure they didn't know what would be in the movie before they made the puppets. Also helps drape the pants correctly.. why wouldn't you give it junk? Little effort, might be useful.

they didn't give kira junk

You'd be lucky to get a chubby podling.

don't fret precious, I'm here

Kira's female, she has no junk. If you mean genitals, they don't stick out of women. I've not seen her naked, maybe she does.

pretty sure this is her body

I NEED a Deet gf
PLEASE

Okay.. well I see nipples at least.

Even a cave dwelling soap dodger is out of your league bro.