With incels interlinked

>HE'S JUST LIKE ME, INTERLINKED

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I LOVE Y... SMASH

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What does interlinked mean?
Never understood that part

K's full baseline is an excerpt from the third canto of Pale Fire.
When he first reads it in its entirety at the beginning of the test it establishes a baseline to innocuous stimulation, like a lie detector test first asking you banal questions like your name and favorite food. He's then made to recite excerpts of that excerpt after emotionally stimulating questions that may exasperate him, and the response is compared to that of the baseline. The clever part is that sometimes the otherwise innocuous excerpts of excerpts segue into meta questions that would throw the test subject for a loop and make it difficult to cheat. Before having to recite 'cells', they'd ask "when you're not performing your duties do they keep you in a little box" in direct relation to the word 'cells'. Before having to recite 'interlinked', they'd ask "what's it like to hold the hand of someone you love" in direct relation to the word 'interlinked'. He eventually fails when he's so overwhelmed by everything happening on top of him feeling trapped in his miserable life and dubious romantic situation.

Hope that helps.

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I am 25 years old and I never even kissed a girl

If that matters to you, you have plenty of time to fix that. It'll probably take you a year or two of serious self improvement first though. But you could start at 35 and still be fine.

stop trying to be a normies RRRREEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

Not really. 25 is pretty bad desu. Not unsalvagable, but bad enough that he should seriously consider therapy.

Hahaha he's just joking, right anons? Ahahah

no

No

please stop thinking of yourself as an incel

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I'm 29 and I've never even touched a girl in a flirty way...

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This halfbreed is so goddamn ugly

Even that pol camwhore creatura is better than her

Extreme cope

I am in work-related rehab right now and there's this overweight whale of a 30 year old guy there aswell who has schizophrenia and whatnot, dropped out of uni and is a total leftist manchild but the thing is that he keeps forcing himself on people

What's funny about the guy too is that he recites and believes into every mainstream conspiracy theory *except* for flat earthers, which he passionately ridicules. Guy has like zero self awareness

What im saying is dont become that guy

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>finally get with a big titty asian gril
>her nips are brown

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This thread isn't for you get ouuut

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how is that related to kissing girls

She wouldn't be able to make money off her body without desperate and delusional men.

Based and encouragingpilled

Isn't that a camgirl

(formerly separated)

Guys don't be like this, I was 25 two days ago come on.

K

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I didn't mean to ridicule anyone. My point is that 25 is considered very late for your first romantic/sexual experience by todays societys standards and he should be aware of that. Again with professional help it's doable, but telling the guy he could start 10 years from now and be fine isn't doing him any favours.

Alice was talking about that a few days ago. You've probably seen those documentaries on netflix about camgirls. That's not what it's like at all.

Most camgirls don't trick desperate and lonely men into thinking they have a chance to one day be with them IRL. Most camgirls don't offer a "girlfriend experience", some do but most girls consider it's not worth the risks. Most people that spend money on camgirls do it for the same reason men spend money on strip clubs, the notion that they want a virtual gf is misinformation pushed by anti-sex work feminists.

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Cheer up lad there's oolways tangerines

Oh do fuck off, you unbearable empty scrotum of a human being.

The whole act of paying for sexual experiences is fucked up and fuel for justified misogyny. Both the men and women involved in transactional sex live a sad existence.

wrong

>right
ftfy

based

>self improvement
Not him, but I've been doing that. The results have been fine. I haven't gone crazy about dating so I've just met five different girls in a span of two years (none lead to relationships or FWB things). For these two you have to start taking the steps yourself, something like using Tinder feels impossible at first but slowly you'll get on your first date.

>you could start at 35 and still be fine
I can understand the sentiment but I'm currently freaking out at 28yo because I feel I'll never experience a genuine love relationship, because the women I'll be dating at 35 have already gone past their most important serious relationships and are expecting things from you. Besides it gets harder to adapt to something like sharing your life with another human being the older you get.

I'm legit going to get therapy, it's mainly because my self-confidence has always been in a gutter but my lack of love-life is also going to be a major thing. The process for that has already started.

I also have to note that I've been here for a long time and Yea Forums is filled with us poor fuck loners who have barely experienced anything positive with the members of the opposite sex. It kind of warps our sense on what's normal. If we hanged out with a bunch of normies IRL they'd kicked our arses to hook up with some chick a long time ago.

Thanks bud

>just started online dating bullshit
>literally everyone ignores me

It gets better right?

Resorting to ad hominid attacks instead of arguments? Sad.

Misogyny is never justified.

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>I feel I'll never experience a genuine love relationship
you won't, that ship has sailed

>Resorting to ad hominid attacks instead of arguments? Sad
I know something even sadder.

Online dating sites (slow) or phone app (fast notifies)?
Who are you approaching? 10/10s (they get 50 messages a month) or 6/10s who barely know what they're doing either?
Do you have a decent pic?
Do you have a decent (and non boring) bio?
Do you say something that makes you seem boring, something casual like 'hello' or something else?

Good joke.

Why do normal people hate me? All I wanted was a normal life but they all reject me. I’m not even hideous, just quiet

>This thread isn't for you get ouuut

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>6/10
Unironically post a picture of a 6/10. And then a 4/10 if you can.

>self improvements
like what? Everything I try doesn't work or I just fail

lmao 6/10s looks like greek gods compared to me

You really think you can psychoanalyse me based off what I post on Yea Forums? Please go ahead.

Im 24 i only had 1 gf in my entire life yet i still feel like an incel

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Why?

You're probably overthinking your looks. Besides, ugly people hook up too.

there's a disturbing lack of Ana in this thread

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>Pretty girl trying to teach ugly men how they should love themselves
Yeah fuck that.

>Why
I need to know what I should be realistically looking for

>Besides, ugly people hook up too
not really, I mean I'm sure hideous women do but not men

She never implied "love yourself" or "bee yourself" in those tweets.

If you don't think you're deserving of being loved, improve yourself.

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Fitness, hygiene, career, interesting hobbies, conversational skills etc.

No psychoanalysis needed, every post of yours seeps mewling wretchedness.

I am so sorry...

That's just your preconception. Go out and see for yourself. There's plenty of ugly men with women while good looking men can stay as incels.

I don't really care to search for pictures but think about a conventionally attractive girl and go one down from that.

Dreadfully.

>fitness
I'm fit, it just wouldn't look right if I was ripped
>hygiene
yeah 'cause if women find you unattractive it HAS to be because you're a disgusting fuck, right? GTFO with that dumb shit.
>career
too dumb for college so min. wage until I die
>interesting hobbies
like what? Everything that involves other people is terrifying and not enjoyable and the rest is boring, uninteresting shit

Post em nigga, whats your view of a 6/10

>go one down from that.
Absolutely meaningless

And I think you're a fat, gender-confused person that came to Yea Forums to discuss The Handmaid's Tale. And I'm glad I'm not you.

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>There's plenty of ugly men with women
in terms of pure numbers yes but statistically it's insignificant

filthy inkjet

When you realise if you managed to start dating a girl she'd expect you to have an idea of how to handle a relationship and when to do things and since you have no experience you will have to try your best wing it and act like you've done this many times before and will be constantly worried she'll find out about your inexperience

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>user K-Y-S-4-dash-three-dot-seven, let's begin. Ready?
Yes, sir.
>Recite your baseline.
And reddit newfaggotry began to spin... A board of posts crosslinked within posts crosslinked within posts crosslinked within one (you)... And meaningless memes against the blue, a short fat neckbeard cried.
>Posts.
Posts.
>Have you ever been out of the house? Posts.
Posts.
>Do they make you post? Posts.
Posts.
>When you're not shitposting, do they keep you in a little room? Posts.
Posts.
>Crosslinked.
Crosslinked.
>What's it like to hold the pillow of your waifu? Crosslinked.
Crosslinked.
>Did they teach you how to feel nothing and nothing? Crosslinked.
Crosslinked.
>Do you long for having your quints crosslinked? Crosslinked.
Crosslinked.
>Do you dream about being crosslinked?
Crosslinked.
>What's it like to hold your fapfu in your hands? Crosslinked.
Crosslinked.
>Do you feel that there's a cancer inside you that's trying? Crosslinked.
Crosslinked.
>Within posts crosslinked.
Within posts crosslinked.
>Why don't you say that three times: Within posts crosslinked.
Within posts crosslinked. Within posts crosslinked. Within posts crosslinked.
>We're done. Constant user, you can pick up your tendies.
Thank you, sir.

smells like projection and resentiment user, that special brew

>it just wouldn't look right if I was ripped
No idea what you mean by that.
As for the hygiene part, you'd be surprised how many people fail the basics so it always pays to mention it.
In terms of hobbies you can do pretty much anything as long as it isn't too autistic. Cooking, rock climbing, martial arts... The world is your oyster.

I'm just fucking with she/him. I would never presume to know what someone's life is like based on how they shitpost.

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Nice

Not everyone is as transparent as you

Don't all asians have brown nipples?

>No idea what you mean by that.
I do. Small framed dudes look fucking stupid when massive. It just doesn't suit them. Manlets best hope is otter mode.

>misinformation pushed by anti-sex work feminists.
thot detected
and confirmed

What in the actual fuck do you put in for the "about you" bits on dating websites? genuinely at a loss here

She's a camwhore dude, she's only saying this to get your money, or try to. That's not to say you shouldn't better yourself but, don't buy into this feel good fake bullshit.

Is there someone ITT who actually pays camwhores?

God I feel filthy. How do I purge myself of the stink of being in the same thread as this person

I had an idea about that today. Dig up old personals ads and copy isolated sentences that you like out of them. The result might be incoherent but it could be interesting. It might even represent you.

WILL SOMEONE PLEASE POST A FUCKING PICTURE OF AN UNIRONIC 4/10 SO I CAN KNOW MY FUCKING LOOKSMATCH ALREADY BY FUCKING GOD.

man you're a dumbass being quiet comes across as mad rude to most people

you seem like youre chinning people off and just ignoring them, like you think you're better or something

make eye contact smile be the first to say hi or alright and you'll immediately see people be friendlier to you

practice with cashiers and youll see it straight away mate

If I'm so transparent, why can't you describe me? Try not using catch-all terms or pretentious ways to say "sad".

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A faggot

could be worse Ive woken up and found I'd spent £200+ on lap dances before

Being quiet does make him better than most people, all else being equal

intertwinked

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Here. Maisie is a 4/10 if I'm being generous.

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I don't get it

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lmao

if those quiet kids kids think they're so much better they can enjoy not being liked by most people I think

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If they had any confidence, they would.

I do that.

Suck on those like they are milk duds you miserable bastard.

Ah, I can live with that.

just become handsome bro

that's the stupidest fucking thing I have ever heard

Reminder that it's not an orbiter, it's literally her posting and shilling her camshit.

then you got to be a freak then I cant help you

people probably dont talk to you because youve got some horrible facial disfigurement or they know you're on the sex offenders register

Most based post in 3’days

Kek this cunt is still camming? I remember fapping to her like 8 yrs ago. Get the fuk outta new zealand

He's not wrong. Some of it, like greeting people and smiling at them, is just basic social interaction. Beyond that, people are often dumb and self-centered, and they can't imagine someone acting or interacting differently.

Why are you so angry?

I've been found out.

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Im so god damn horny!

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Same

Do people here try to assign the incel label to everything because they're dull drones without original thought or trying to project confidence to mask the fact they believe deep down they're incels themselves?

Yes.

I suspected but never assumed any cunt would stoop so low.

First answer my question: why are you such a tedious little faggot?

You're not even close to baseline.

isn't he supposed to repeat the last word(s) of the sentence?

Not him but you should probably go scream incel in another five threads or so to cope with your own inability to get laid.

there wasnt anger in that

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You're the one most obsessed with incels in here bab

*be based*

Just stupidity

seeing normal conversation as a personal attack is a clear sign of social anxiety

youre an autist

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So why are you so angry?

This, never underestimate a normalfags ability to get insulted at things that aren't insulting.

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This

See, more stupidity. Your fingers are like a fountains of retardation tonight.

Not really you are just a fag. The average age of marriage in the US is 30 (not a good thing) and women are fucked. So if he actually wants a genuine relationship 25 is average.

>K's full baseline is an excerpt from the third canto of Pale Fire.
>When he first reads it in its entirety at the beginning of the test it establishes a baseline to innocuous stimulation, like a lie detector test first asking you banal questions like your name and favorite food. He's then made to recite excerpts of that excerpt after emotionally stimulating questions that may exasperate him, and the response is compared to that of the baseline. The clever part is that sometimes the otherwise innocuous excerpts of excerpts segue into meta questions that would throw the test subject for a loop and make it difficult to cheat. Before having to recite 'cells', they'd ask "when you're not performing your duties do they keep you in a little box" in direct relation to the word 'cells'. Before having to recite 'interlinked', they'd ask "what's it like to hold the hand of someone you love" in direct relation to the word 'interlinked'. He eventually fails when he's so overwhelmed by everything happening on top of him feeling trapped in his miserable life and dubious romantic situation.
fucking kino

I'm 31. I had a gf who I had sex with over 100 times but that was 10 years ago. Nothing since then.

had sex in a public place lads

just raped some twink on the streets bloods

I'm not gonna post anymore see you in a bit mate

Goodbye forever moron. Let sleep fill your brain with... something.

Half of it is liberal shills

>lie in bum fuck no where
>no traps
>no twinks
>no shemales

send help

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see you knew the right response to that dumbass

So, just like those of us who started fucking and dating in our teens

I've had sex in cars parked on public streets, but we made sure the windows were fogged up before getting naked. Does that count?

Thought you were in bed. Turn off the light little anonymous retard, you've got church in the morning.

Except both teenage partners would have had very similar levels of experience whereas the couple in anons scenario would not, which was his exact point which you would have grasped if you weren't utterly illiterate.

Not in my case. I lost my virginity to a slutty girl who had already fucked God knows how many guys. She was my first girlfriend, too. I had no idea what I was doing.

kek

I doubt she was as experienced as either she or everyone else made out her to be. Regardless, a 15 year old slut going out with a 15 virgin is barely comparable with a 25 year old woman going out with a 27 year old incel. Your inexperience in the former scenario, while not desirable, is not unexpected. Inexperience in the latter is genuinely bewildering to the more experienced partner and fraught with all manner of prejudices and expectations.

You're right. Asians (even Japanese) have brown nipples. Hapas have pink nipples though. Therefore, Hapas should be allowed in the ethnostate

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man incels can chat shit on the internet but you know they're too awkward to even leave their house let alone do anything to you

Only the females!!!!!! They cute!!!

You say that as if a non-insignificant number of people don't stumble through relationships their entire lives due to their selfish or callous behavior. Naivete or inexperience is still preferable to someone's who's outright destructive in how they act and there's certainly no shortage of the later.

This will be me soon too desu.