Are you looking forward to the official laugh at France kino
Are you looking forward to the official laugh at France kino
Oliver Myers
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Julian Morgan
first for big Falstaff
Cooper Wood
GRIFFITH
Dominic Carter
You mean the country that won the hundred years war?
Levi Bennett
What is calais
Noah Perez
I'm calling it now that they are going to give Hotspurs lines and plot to the Dauphin, and merge the battles of Shrewsbury and Agincourt. Falstaff will do his Honour monologue and fake death at Agincourt instead, either that or he takes the place of Bardolph and Hal hangs him in France.
Jeremiah Gray
a shithole, the brits can have it
Lincoln Reed
Big cope
Cameron Long
Patterson could look like a semi-decent griffith but he obviously needs to change his makeup/style a little bit more.
Logan Davis
>netflix trying to european history/shakespeare with american/aussie actors
It looks cheap and expensive at the same time.
Jason Ross
ready indeed
Lucas Brooks
Status quo ante bellum + Calais who came out with more?
Lincoln Watson
Pattinson is British.
Anthony Lewis
Lost by Bloody Mary a couple of centuries later. We got Dunkirk later as well, but Charles II sold it.
Owen Reed
He would be perfect if this was 2009 at his peak twink aesthetic.
Thomas Collins
they acutally both look like a french couple
Adrian Adams
And he's playing a frenchman.
Wyatt Ross
Looks cringe
Ryder Cook
>French actor playing English king
>English actor playing the heir to the French throne
Easton Lewis
>calais
a small french city full of foreign migrants who want to go to the UK?
Landon Howard
*Jewish actor
Grayson Lopez
Not any longer desu but for years and years it was the case. You could see entire groups of them in the city. Now they have been dispatched elsewhere and I've haven't seen any the in recent times I went there.
I just wish the brits had left europe before so we could have let them through to the country of their dreams.
Cooper Ross
>ethnically French
>speak French as a first language
>English King
Juan Turner
Chalamet is Jewish
Bentley Wilson
>Father
>French, English; Scottish, Irish
what kind of godforsaken nightmarish creature is this?
Kevin Rivera
Welsh and spoke english try again
Noah Stewart
Could be armour kino. We'll see.
Alexander Robinson
>t. coping frogs
Charles Gutierrez
MMMMMWAAAAAH THE FRENSCHHH CAMPAIGN
Jace Nelson
>including Antarctica
Keep coping, Nigel
Jayden Long
he cute
Kevin Baker
Henry Vee was the first king of England to speak English as his first language
Lincoln Jones
mischling is the kino race
Jace Adams
Hudson Green
It's toasted.
Andrew Russell
Jeanne d’Arc when
Liam Bell
I liked the 1999 film.
Hunter Hernandez
you clearly dont understand what was going on
France was our play thing. We had it for a while simply for a laugh
Xavier Diaz
Aidskike was a mistake
Luke King
I think Longbows suck!
Jose Barnes
Based. Nothing wrong with it desu. All the siege weapons were kino.
Kevin Wilson
I ship them :3
Connor Brooks
>seething
Isaac Jones
Pattinson is a good lad deep down.
Asher Torres
Serious fucking cope
Brody Powell
That sounds likely but I think they've already cast someone for Hotspur.
Wyatt Roberts
>The Dauphin of France
>the dolphin of france
>sire who are we fighting?
>the dolphin of france
>LOL
Ayden Nelson
This looks exactly the same as the scot movie.
Joseph Bell
What cope? Wiki it they got bullied by a less populated backwater for 100 years on home soil no less
Samuel Cox
Based
Carter Harris
Dolphins are smart fuckers.
Landon White
Why was France considered the beating heart and soul of Christendom when they regularly got krumped by some sheepfuckers from the island next door.
Nicholas Gray
Dauphin is the crown prince of France.
Liam Wilson
England was absurdly poor and uncultured by the standards of the day. The regular incomes of the King in the 14th century was something like 120,000 pounds. Compare this to the millions that France would make.
Also, supposedly the English were the second most beautiful people in Europe; the Venetian ambassadors to England would note how singularly attractive the majority of people were, and said only the Scottish were more comely.
Kevin Evans
Lol, you mean the Kings of England who inherited vast lands in France as Dukes of Normandy and Aquitaine and then lost everything? They literally had to pay homage to the French King as vassals.
Brody Peterson
For me, it's Cœur de Lion.
Colton Gonzalez
Without my queen Saoirse Ronan I don't give a shit. Her and Timotei need to be together in everything.
Owen Morgan
>If I could find a buyer, I would sell London
Based and Deus Vultpilled
Nicholas Miller
Fact: a movie about Edward III and the Black Prince would have been more compelling.
Julian Scott
Funny place, France. You realize that the French Revolution ended any and all lineage to your old culture. You can't claim "Calais" anymore, because you aren't that France. All the triumphs and cultural accomplishments you claim were made by "that" France. You are just "France".
Andrew Bennett
Everyone knows Winchester is the superior English capital.
Joshua Campbell
"Timmy" looks like an autistic child with cerebral palsy.
Isaac Allen
I never said anything to the contrary
Jose Garcia
SO CUTE
Back when he was an anal virgin
Adrian Carter
That goes for Europe in general. They're just "X country" in name, only.
Dylan Adams
An autistic greasy rat child with cerebral palsy
William Lee
Voulez vous dance avec moi?
Charles Lewis
>[country name] has undergone [changes] do [country name] is not [country name] anymore
oh golly where have i heard this rethoric before
Brayden White
That looks so good, what’s it called.
Jonathan Hughes
He looks like any random boy you'd see on the street. If he wasn't a publicly "famous" person, you wouldn't notice him.
David White
To be fair to him, he's a good actor. But he does look like a spa.
Eli Lewis
kino meat roll
Asher Turner
Gregg's Beef Wellington.
Evan Ramirez
Beef Wellington.
It's literally true. "France" is a meme and an attitude now. The French culture of music, art, and military might was prior to their revolution. France today is not that France. No cultural continuity to speak of.
Cameron Hall
Beef Wellington
youtube.com
Ethan Allen
I liked the Sharpe series.
Aaron Adams
John Campbell
Just pick a highschool and google the yearbook.
Andrew Perez
so rodent-like
Asher Price
will they sjw wash it .. as everything now the nigs .. women stronk when were worthless cunnies
Jace Powell
You'll have to ask Joel Edgerton, it's his adaptation of the Shakespeare plays. For me though, it's the 1989 Kenneth Branagh film.
Ryan Fisher
It has my boy Pattinson and not-so-much-of-my-boy Chalamet. I'll probably check it out even though it's Netflix.
Benjamin Nelson
typical rat faced tommy
Brody Mitchell
My man, you don't know shit about my country. I'll give you military might because obviously we're several dozen rungs below the US or China but there is still a big emphasis on "culture" which is to say the arts from most people in middle class and above, not to mention pretty significant government funding for museums, theathers, and non governmental associations.
Juan Bennett
Austin Barnes
Evolution
Jeremiah Scott
I for one will watch any Pattinson kino
Liam Taylor
Looks kino, but I am concerned about Falstaff as advisor, the whole point is Henry grows up and leaves his old drinking and whoring days behind him when he becomes King.
Carter Barnes
Jayden Garcia
netflix one doesn't have Shakespearean dialogue, which is for the best I suppose.
Dominic Murphy
Why does Rob look like a vampire wearing armor?
Justin Cooper
what, this scene is incredibly based how is it a good thing we won't get anything like it?
Jonathan Sanchez
Can we see his nude in this?
Jack Parker
>how is it a good thing we won't get anything like it?
it is kino but no modern take can top it.
Kayden Reyes
>supposedly the English were the second most beautiful people in Europe
What the fuck happened
Camden Scott
Interesting. I will retort, then, with this: you Europeans don't know shit about my country. In the bread and butter America, we have emphasis on arts, music, learning, and festivals that showcase history and traditions, country-wide. The urban cities and the suburbs aren't the whole country, they're just the loudest and most visible.
Brody Reyes
standards of beauty changed
Ryan Lopez
the industrial revolution
Wyatt Richardson
I never meant knowing about the US. Countries and the people in them obviously cannot be understood through memes and stereotypes.
Life is myriad complexities.Yea Forums is dumb unsubstantial bullshit. That's how it goes and that's how I like it.
Jose Lewis
I remember reading that the industrial revolution completely fucked over english cooking too. Some ways of cooking disappeared and traditional recipes were lost over time. Any truth into it?
Justin Williams
We have an accord, then. Nice; thanks, France. Have a pretty picture.
Nathaniel Gomez
Admit it, Timothee is the Marlon Brando of this generation.
Gavin Flores
It's possible, I know that entire villages just disappeared because the whole population was shunted towards the cities so that kind of knowledge could easily have been lost.
Levi Adams
I think this has no nudity. He needs to do French/European films. Don't want to die without seeing his cock
Carter Taylor
Gavin Lee
and you, have some freaky real life.
Julian Allen
everyone fighting for the throne of France since England was just a backwards province
Henry Cruz
Aiden Brooks
I undrestand it when it's the brittish, but why do mutts laugh at France when their entire "country" was built upon french ideals by french revolutionaries?
Brandon Adams
he went from dex to str
Brayden Sullivan
Because it wasn't, you dumb faggot.
Luis Howard
>Waterloo
The brits sure like to mythologise a battle that literally any commander could have won.
Is that series any good, by the way?
Elijah Evans
Is this cmbyn sequel?
Christian Barnes
I pity you. If you weren't in constant fear of a high school shooting you could have learnt something in your history class.
Parker Adams
Every country mythologies certain battles/wars if the outcome was in their favour. Yeah the series isn't too bad for early 19th century fantasy.
William King
That country doesn’t exist anymore, you let ((( revolutionaries))) destroy in one of Europe’s biggest chimp outs. You’re an African Islamic colony now.
Chase Watson
Admit it, Pattinson is the DDL of this generation.
Alexander Carter
twink? haha fuck off
Robert Pattinson is one of the most handsome men of all time. Women crave his pale vampire cock.
Daniel Barnes
Could he become the new Cruise.
Carson Jackson
>implying that the Hundred Years’ War was fought between 2 distinct nations and not between 2 royal dynasties that were both french but one of them also ruled England
Why do historylets insist on making everything about nationalism despite the significance of true nationalism being fairly recent?
Ian Stewart
Unreal how hard Pattinson mogs Chalamet in OP's image
Hudson Martinez
Don't tell them some western european countries didn't have a unified language before the end of the 19th century.
Aiden Turner
The French Revolution was May 5, 1789. The American Revolution was from 1765 to 1783. The French assisted us against the British, yes. What your stupid ass doesn't understand, is that our government is Federalist and Republican, and neither of those principles originate from France. Suck a dick, you ignoramus.
The French Parliament was born in one of the opening acts of the French Revolution: on June 17, 1789, representatives of the Third Estate (i.e., commoners; the First Estate referred to the clergy and the Second Estate referred to the nobility) declared themselves to be the Assemblée nationale (National Assembly), and asserted themselves as the embodiment of national sovereignty and of the will of the French people.[1] The constitutional history of France was tumultuous, however, and the names and forms of the French legislature changed many times, especially during the century following the Revolution.[2] The French legislative branch ran the gamut from an elected unicameral body (as in the Constitution of 1791), to an appointed tetracameral body (under Napoleon Bonaparte).[3] It was not until the Third Republic, shaped by the Constitutional Laws of 1875, that the notion of a democratically-elected bicameral legislature finally took root in an enduring manner. From then on, with the tragic exception of the Vichy Régime period (1940–1944), French legislative power always remained in the hands of an elected Parliament.[4]
The current constitutional system is known as the Fifth Republic, and is founded on the Constitution of October 4, 1958.[5] As described below, the Constitution gives crucial powers to Parliament, making it an institution of vital importance in modern French politics.
Juan Rivera
Most European "countries" didn't exist prior to that, either.
Colton Jones
BURGERS OUT!
Colton Evans
>WAAAAAH WAAAAAAH
Face it, you guys are losers.
Bentley Carter
aww you tried
Jonathan Gray
I pity you, the word is "learned".
LMAO @ your life!
Carter Bell
It's just a bit of banter.
Colton Reed
Hey, I KNOW you Euros are our enemies; I'm trying to get the rest of my country to remember that.
Xavier Brooks
Not really
Colton Ramirez
That is not a flattering, handsome, or even cool picture.
Matthew Nguyen
15 year old dressed up in his stepdad's gay lover's bondage gear.
Ryder Hughes
Jonathan Watson
Yes really dude
He's so boring and his jaw makes him look like he has AIDS
Matthew Hill
>Why do historylets insist on making everything about nationalism despite the significance of true nationalism being fairly recent?
According to my sources, because history as a modern discipline was born from the nationalist ideals to impulse the sentiment of patriotism among citizens.
Jaxson Brown
Looks like a poor man's Ezra.
Nolan Cruz
ofc you are american. spouting bullshit all thread. sad inferiority complex because youre country has no culture or history.
Gavin Hernandez
Carter Campbell
Kino
Lucas Watson
But the fire was put out by a massive hurricane that forced to the British to retreat. Also we got the last word in the fight.
Gavin Jones
Why did America change the ship in Master and Commander to a French one when it was American in the books? They try and sew the seeds of discontent amongst us and are cheeky cunts.
Eli Walker
not white enough
James Perry
No they were in the middle of the napoleonic wars and had already achieved their objectives
Easton Brown
he’s the whitest
Brandon Murphy
>batman pattinson
My body is ready.
Samuel Ramirez
Because Americans can't handle the bantz
>Q. Speaking of the War of 1812, wasn’t that the actual backdrop of O’Brian’s book, "The Far Side of the World?"
>A. Yes, but the filmmakers thought American audiences might not want to see Americans as the villains. So, they switched the events to 1805. Conveniently, that made the French the villains.
Anthony Bennett
Yikes
Kayden Russell
his gf is uggo
Hunter Ortiz
the aubrey-maturin series is crying out for a netflix show or the alike, there are some 20 books which need adapting.
Charles Torres
More like Chamanlet, amirite?
Julian Jones
He a fag. That's just a smokescreen
Tyler Gray
That one is simple actually. They switched it because they didn't want to displease the american audience and it coincided with France refusal to invade Irak. It was with S.W.A.T. the first two movies that started the french villains era in Hollywood if I remember correctly.
Alexander Scott
lol @ you
2/10 you tried
Nathan Ortiz
Thomas Clark
he's a big guy
Brayden Garcia
Meanwhile /ourguy/ is dating this 10/10.
Gavin White
Virgin Anglo vs Chad Frank
Angel Adams
pattinson is fucking suki waterhouse? what a world we live in.
Landon Moore
Showbiz is international, cutie.
Luke Gomez
which one? France or France?
and this
Jordan Adams
he's gonna blow everyone away with DUNE
Hudson Bell
Ugly whore that pales in comparison to Kstew.
Jordan Turner
this
John Turner
kys dyke
Benjamin Harris
Its amusing how the french claim every country who btfos them as their own
Angel Price
Can't really do that with a movie no one is going to watch.
Meanwhile Robert Pattinson will be in Lighthouse, Tenet and The Batman.
Lincoln Taylor
Beard, that whore can't fill Timo's hole
Ryder Lopez
>No ass
>No waist
>No legs
Acquire taste, gayboy.
Grayson Bell
Ryan King
who has bigger dick?
Jason Gonzalez
C O P E
Evan Butler
THAT'S THE BOY WHO WAS DIDDLING DADDY DICK IN A HOMO MOVIE
Cute as fuck bottom bitch. He also played a JEw
Aiden Barnes
timmy. and at least I think Timmy tops sometimes but Pine is a total bottom
Hunter Parker
Get that ugly haggard closet case away from my bf.
Daniel Brown
he played a gay jew, ironic that he's actually a gay jew
Nathaniel Reyes
I would like to see a film about it but we know hollywood doesnt make films about america getting btfo
Hudson Williams
3rd Reich:"KEK"
Ryder Campbell
Fucking Christ you guys are fags
Evan Roberts
>implying you wouldn’t fuck a cute jew twink
Leo Wilson
This.
Homoeroticism = good
Homosexuality = bad
John Richardson
>ywn have a post-coital cuddle with Timmy
I'm so depressed right now
Camden Howard
unironically same
Justin Walker
not really
Joshua Thomas
Why do you think they are pushing him so much? Who is he related to?
Jayden Cooper
He is some powerful persons sex slave isn't he?
James Stewart
looks good to me
Benjamin Collins
He's a pure product of nepotism. Basically the male version of Cara Delevingne in terms of connections.
Hudson Nelson
no he belongs to Armie only so yeah foot slave
Daniel Evans
Well there it is.
Juan Hall
Oliver Clark
Wash your penis, incels
Brody Powell
Who is the better actor between these two?
Austin Roberts
Pattinson by a mile
Wyatt White
Sex slave outfit requested by daddy Jeff
Evan Gray
what does unicef have to do with anything
Carson Rivera
Patti
Brandon Jones
Stop posting ths gif fag.
Brody James
He's actually talented and not ugly unlike C*ra.
Jacob Myers
nationalism was definitely something that began to develop during the 100 years war
Charles Bennett
Here is your Batman bro
Nicholas Wright
god I wish that were me
Angel Hall
Absolutely not, fuck off Rob.
Ian Anderson
I'm still mad he didn't get buttfucked in this movie.
Noah Hernandez
>he's gonna blow everyone
I can believe it
Brayden Williams
Underrated post
Ryder Cooper
Nathaniel Mitchell
Adrian Allen
This one is better.
Connor Baker
Carter Murphy
Mon plat préféré, qu'est-ce que c'est bon putain.
Brayden Rogers
>when the adrenochrome hits hard
Jackson Powell
So the jew gets to play the british king, how subtle...
Evan Powell
he needs to do a holocaust kino
Nathan Nelson
hot
Jordan White
Literally who is this idiot? I see him get spammed here all the time but have not seen him in LITERALLY ANYTHING. And if I haven't seen it--it ain't any good.
Ian Kelly
See: It's the latest product the Jews want you to consume and is being pushed as some "sex symbol".
Caleb Collins
Literal newfag
Easton Scott
can someone please explain the adrenochrome meme.
Thomas Brooks
wow he's so hot
Kayden Martinez
hotter than you, ahmed
Jackson Gonzalez
yick
Blake Torres
He looks like me in that pic
Austin Reed
He has negative canthal tilt which makes him look subhuman.
Landon Jones
Well he's no based Henry, tbqh.
Anthony Baker
>not knowing call me by your name
lurk harder
Julian Reed
>military might was prior to their revolution
Napoleon
Nolan Mitchell
god I fucking love him.
Connor Cook
god I wish that was me
Xavier Richardson
generations of inbreeding
Jacob Adams
Anglos revisionism is quite something.
The whole goal of the war was to put a Plantagenet on the throne of France, Valois won, but they practice an incredible mental gymnastics to convince themselves it's an "English" victories.
And not even talking about Burgundians, how it was a dynastic war etc ...
Lucas Hernandez
A war between the French family that ruled most of France (the Capets) and the French family that ruled England, parts of France and Wales (the Plantagenet) that won their battles because of the skill of the Welsh longbowmen instead of facing their opponents in face to face combat?
Yeah, I've read about that FRENCH CIVIL WAR.
Grab a History book, they don't bite.
Jack Stewart
A Canadian.
Caleb Allen
>France was our play thing. We had it for a while simply for a laugh
England was ruled by French for about 450 years.
user... you need to overcome that inferiority complex.
Kayden Murphy
>he's gonna blow everyone
god I wish
Jose Parker
Normans aren't French.
Carter Collins
This is what it's like with no photography tricks and editing. Shit, man, Marky Mark was way hotter.
Landon Sanchez
Napoleon? You mean this army:
With the exception of Spain, a three-year lull ensued. Diplomatic tensions with Russia, however, became so acute that they eventually led to war in 1812. Napoleon assembled the largest field army he had ever commanded to deal with this menace. On 25 June 1812, before the Invasion of Russia, the assembled troops with a total strength of 685,000 men were made up of:[12]
• 410,000 Frenchmen
• 95,000 Poles
• 35,000 Austrians
• 30,000 Italians
• 24,000 Bavarians
• 20,000 Saxons
• 20,000 Prussians
• 17,000 Westphalians
• 15,000 Swiss
• 10,000 Danes and Norwegians
• 4,000 Portuguese
• 3,500 Croats
• 2,000 Irish
Liam Bennett
just look it up retard
Julian Reed
I'm British. We celebrate Larf-at-France day, everyday.
Chase Barnes
I'd like someone to explain it to me because it just looks like something that can easily be synthesized or harvested from animals without ritual sacrifice. it also doesn't seem to be psychoactive like people make it out to be
Nolan Wright
He really is.
Connor Fisher
insanity hot
Grayson Long
Would you please let got of those goalposts, user?