/wwtbam/

I'm unironically applying to go on the next series and I'd brick myself if I actually got into the seat

alri alri alri

remember to turn over for /motd/ in half hour

No you fat nonce.

imagine not having 190kg filtered

BACD

imagine not knowing that

>Yea Forums question

>ZOMG MARVEL

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I'd be nervous that he would say something cutting about me off the cuff and I wouldn't have the wit to get him back.

no cheating lads

Her right eye is like 5cm higher than her other eye

i'd be more afraid of making a dick of myself and going out on the easy questions

yh she’s an ugly fuckin cunt

T's fees and cees.

I've never understood don't terms and conditions mean the same thing?

>tfw will never listen to genesis with jezza

D innit

I reckon I could get up to 2 or 4 grand easily, past that is down to luck

2003

>Jezza biting his lip about what an unfunny turd Leigh Francis is

>Dabs on Piers Morgan

Oh my days, Jezza not a foocking ad brayke.

that dyke in the burger king advert was cute tbqh

>First ad is diversity propaganda

This is why I don't watch tv live anymore.

why don't they ever have a young lad on an old man's knee on werther's ad any more?
they were wholesome

Those adverts are cringe though. Fuck Whoppers, there's too much veggie shit in there. Bacon Double Cheeseburger every time.

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tried watching pointless before without taping it first, it was annoying as fuck. can watch it in 15 minutes once i skip all the shite

Oh hey it's the Joker trailer song

PAY YOUR TV LICENSE.

Imagine forcing burkadurka fuckheads into a fucking McCain's advert of all things to be "woke".

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A, easy peasy

#kodewithklossy

Fuck that poser bitch.

That McCains advert is a fucking joke. Corporations forcing SJW themes just comes across insincere.

fuck pakis to be honest la

no need to be racist lad

I'm not like the other models.

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legit didn't know that

would guess at c

tbqh I'd walk at 32k max, I'd be fucked past that

honestly

this womyn is very unlikeable

fuck it lad

She cute

mate your literally a fucking paedophile

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This. I'd almost certainly become a meme.

Yea Forums tripfags are an all

old episode lad

>talking for 25 seconds

Yea Forums
This Taff nonce gets everywhere. Not just Yea Forums

The Yucatan Channel, I only really know that because of a song that mentions the Yucatan Peninsula

Oh look the toff solicitor is being so brave gambling a weeks wages to her

Fuckin bourgeois cunt, someone should chin her

Fuck this

I’m off to /motd/

Bye

You could earn weekly wages like that if you weren't a nonce

am i the only who actually likes rylan?

twitter.com/PintsOnline/status/993035625132707840

I absolutely despise that ad. I want the le salt of the earth, soft-voiced Northerner they found for that garbage to be pushed down a flight of stairs.

Fun fact: he's a pale ginge in real life

isn't it ricky tomlinson

>Using a lifeline before £1000, user? That does not bode well.
>*sweating profusely* W-w-well PARDON u-usss, M-m-mister GUCCI LOAFERS!
>... Ok, so for £200...
>Sadly, user, you fell just short of £500 and as a result, and I can't believe I'm saying this, you are going home with absolutely no neetbux-I mean prize money.
>W-w-well LA-DI-DAH M-m-mister PARK AVENUE MANICURE!
>What I don't get is that you still had three lifelines. Why not ask the audience?
>FUCKING NORMIES... REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!
>Why not Phone a Friend?
>I DON'T HAVE ANY FRIENDS *AUTISTIC SCREECHING*
>Why not ask me?
>I've always l-l-loved you and I'm feeling nervous *sweating profusely*
>Yikes! #MajorAwks

Based jealous NORF poster

He's alright, really. Seems to at least realise he's not the brightest and tries to work on it and he's inoffensive at least

really?
i though he was some greasy greek or something

kek she's mad as fuck

>Supermarket Sweep
That show was kino.

Has a Welsh guy called Dave been on yet

FUCK SAKE

He's from Swansea, you dumb paki

nice

the state of sinead

Largest populations = Worst people
Smallest populations = Best people

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India is full of Pakis.

bloody nora

Not gonna lie, if looked like that I'd probably turn myself into what he looks like now too.

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all pakis are are islamised poos

the fuck kind of question is that

andrex

Poollars.

>1996
When I was born.

It's weird that someone this milquetoast could have an interest in one of the most brutal periods in history. Maybe it's just so he can preach about how we can never return to it?

>OY VEY, ITS ANUDDAH EASTER UPRISING

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C, next

You sound like a spastic lad.

>You sound like a spastic lad.

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G for Gnome

Holy shit, I thought it was Mike!?

Would've thought this soi-chugging libtard numale would know the ins and outs of the (((Labour Party))).

based patrick

>Well done, me *jacks off to shemale anal vore*.

got no credit left
would somebody text in on my behalf?

Mate if you don't know the answer to that question then you're a paedophile.

when was the last time ITV had a decent comedy?

Why does ITV have so much fucking reality TV? Have middle-aged women tried hiking through nature?

eating a jam donut with a knife and fork lads

I can't wait for Towie tomorrow lads.

cheap to make and plebs lap it up

>this is one of those questions I was kind of dreading, because I want to visit those places and see all the wonderful darkies that live there :/

My uncle is on tomorrow AMA

Holy shit, Clarkson was useful

does he win?

and is jezza a twat?

>british tv
no thanks

how fast is his finger?

KLAXON INCOMING

>>british tv
>no thanks

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Will he meme on-air?

See you tomorrow, lads.

>Women having hobbies that aren't shoppin' and telleh

sworn to secrecy

idk, he's smart as fuck though

probably not

>bamboo leaves

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>itv.com/hub/itv
what the fuck is this website? how do I watch the fucking thing? i hate this stupid tile windows 10 tablet style design I HAVE NO IDEA WHERE TO CLICK THIS IS GARBAGE GET A FUCKING GRIP INTERNET