How dare he try to make a living

We should start a movement to jerk off during his shows as a protest. And by that I mean trick people on twitter to do it.

big name comics dropping in randomly to clubs annoys other comics much more than any 'offended' audience members. someone on like louis or chapelle's level will just show and and want to go on, management aren't going to say no, then they go up and fuck around for as long as they want, and that's like four or five comics working show to show just lost their slot. it's a dick move.

but that doesn't make for good clickbait, louis is cancelled how dare he make jokes again etc...

will he ever be forgiven for cumming all over himself?

The problem is with how creating comedy fundamentally works. Before you can do your hour and take it on the road, sell tickets, etc. you have to come up with new material, and you have to test it in front of a crowd, and how you usually do this is by doing what Louis is doing now. You show up at comedy clubs and you try out new material in front of a random crowd, meaning one that isn't there specially to see you.

he was in his own dressing room and they didn't leave nor did he make them stay. they were sluts who stayed because they wanted him to help their careers

>uncomfortable
What? They think he's gonna ask them if he can beat off on stage? The horror!

Louis CK is a fine exemple of a leftist prick getting eaten by his own.
this is awesome.

He didn't though. He whipped his dick out in front of women he assumed he'd gotten consent from

he should and it would be comedic gold

depends on the comic. even the famous ones wont push out someone else. they will just go on last. or they are an asshole. rogan talks about it on one of his podcasts.

Happens all the time in comedy clubs, it's part of the gig. Comics can walk in one night and approach the club owner and ask if they can squeeze in a set and it's up the owner to say yes or no.

kek

This is what having a cumbrain does to you lads, don't forget

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He made fun of asians so I hate Louis now

>trusting women
>ever
He deserves everything he gets. I have gone out of my way to meticulously avoid all contact with women besides my mother. I am being 100% unironic in saying that my lifestyle will eventually become the norm. Just watch.

He should try to make an actual living instead of telling stolen jokes and demanding to be paid for it.

you must really love brad pitt now

>women walk out
>audience quality increases by 100%

as legendary a team up as brad pitt and louis ck

ROUIE ZK NOOOO PEREESE BLADDU PITTU ARLEADY PUNISHUU ENOUGHUUU

Mike Pence was the originator of this strategy, though he is married

>N-no!!!! You can’t just come back!!!
>We destroyed your career and you’re not allowed to have a redemption arc because we say so!!!!

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the pussy lifestyle? it's already the norm

She a good lay?

he needs to play Kubrick in a movie. He even has the accent.

Eat some dogs and kill some whales and you'll feel better little bug man ;:^)

>oh no I can't hear Wrong Words because that might cause me to Wrong Think!

Imaging living your life like this, its like being a religious nutcase except you don't even go to heaven

volcel king

Better to be a pussy than an accused rapist

It's not often I get good advice from true friends

why didn't he do this for Brandon Schaubs set. would have saved the show

>(((Goldstein)))

>might make some audience members uncomfortable
Why? What's he gonna do? What did he even do? Fucking nothing

>they wanted him to help their careers
This isn't even fucking true. Louie was not even that big a deal back then as he was now.

What the fuck do they want from him to starve to death in the streets?

>Maybe I'm a faggot
>Maybe
You ARE a massive faggot

Thanks, happy Labor Day weekend to your family as well

what's this about brad pitt and asians?

Bruce Lee is from Hong Kong, based Brado Pitto san teaches him a lesson and beats him into submitting to Chinese rule.
AAARRGHH PREASEE BRADDU PITTU SAN OK OK HONG KONG IS CHINA STOPP IT

trump is an accused rapist, he's the president of the US

louis admitted guilt and apologised, trump didn't, that's the difference. when will people in the public eye learn, unless you're actually convicted guilty of something, never apologise.

What's the big deal? If women want to walk out, so be it. What the expectation of acceptable behavior? For people to watch someone they find disgusting?

>NOO! YOU HAVE TO WATCH HIS COMEDY OR ELSE!!!! PEOPLE CAN'T HAVE OPINIONS

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Louis CK is the male archetype that all American man should strive to steer as far away from as they can. I get that part of his shtick is "he's relatable" to the average middle-aged American man, but Boomers are all but another decade or so before the grave, Gen Xers that are like him are all either suicided or in jail for serial murder/sexual deviance, and Millennials/Zoomzooms have literally nothing in common with him. His brand of "slovenly, self-deprecating every man" is fucking dead in this country. All he does is remind us how NOT to be, not make us go "LOLOL JUST LIKE ME!! XDD" Someone get him a noose.

Night at the comedy club with the boys, not ruined by any uptight broads

If you don't like his comedy don't support him. He should still be allowed to have a career.

You raped me

You loved it, slut

didn't read and i advise you all to do the same

Any uploads? The last one was fucking hilarious

Remember how /poltv/ hated him until he was confirmed a rapist?

>How dare this unattractive man have a weird sex fetish
>So what if people like to dress up as animals and have orgies? Stop kinkshaming!

please, i have more taste than that *points at your ugly face* *crowd erupts with laughter*

Yea they were just sluts.

so did he cum or what OP

>I do understand how him dropping in might make some audience members uncomfortable.
Why? Defend this shit seriously explain this.

>If you don't like his comedy don't support him.

This is exactly what women are doing, so whats the big fucking deal? And what do you mean by:

> He should still be allowed to have a career.

Are you upset women don't want to see him? Get over it dude, Louie doesn't need to appeal to women to have a career. His main demographic is men under 50. Tweets, instas, wahtever the fuck is mainly women under 30, so who fucking cares.

That's not how working out a bit works though.

Real shows = jokes that are done.
Popping in at the cellar or somewhere else = fleshing out the jokes, trying new ones, seeing what works. It's part of the writing process.

Any comic can show up to a club at anytime you're there, these audience members should know that and this is basically just fake outrage

First they came for Louis CK, and I did nothing because I was not Louis CK......

Brad Pittu got in trouble for beating the fuck out his Asian stepson and then he kicked the dogshit out of Bruce REEEEE so now the shimpdicks are saltuu.

No, he can't work because wherever he goes roasties start screeching even if they didn't attend the fucking show. They're all foaming at the mouth and you know it.

>these audience members should know that and this is basically just fake outrage

Women feign outrage, NEWS AT 11!!!!!!

>No, he can't work because wherever he goes roasties start screeching even if they didn't attend the fucking show.

What part of

Tweets, instas, wahtever the fuck is mainly women under 30, so who fucking cares

do you not understand?

You clearly have no argument. People fuck up. You can't just damn them for eternity because it rubs you the wrong way, sorry.

When did Carlin he punished? Are you talking about the whole fcc thing?

He's not blacklisted and will sell out every venue in the country whenever he comes back

bumping has been happening since standup comedy started. its something lower level comics just have to accept, theyve all been through it

kek

(((Louis CK)))
what's your point?

He's a borderline rapist and some people don't want their money going to borderline rapists, or to be associated with them in any way. Isn't this how capitalism is supposed to work? You vote with your wallet? Springing him on people who didn't ask to see them is taking that right away from them.

but there's ways to do it, it's fine if you just get bumped for a spot, but people have talked about chappelle showing up and staying on for two hours at a time.

>Dropping in on a group of women and orally sticking his comedy down their gullets

Man can't help himself, can he?

>borderline rapist
stopped reading there. fuck off.

based cuck king poster

>all but captive

>ladies and gentlemen
>I know you're all here to see lindsey goldenblatstien
>but we have a special guest performance for you before the main act
>the women in the crowd are now on edge
>there was no other comedy on the bill
>all the men in the audience know what's happening
>they smile rape-ally
>he's a very famous comedian who's fallen on tough times
>the women are now visibly shaking
>let's give it up for mr. louis ck!
>the male members of the audience clap and whistle
>the roar of sound and approval hits all the female audience members like a fist from an abusive lover
>many start to cry and several on their periods immediate suffer toxic shock syndrome
>louis takes the stage and their are wailing cries of anguish
>he tells a quick one liner
>the men laugh and flop their cocks out on the tables banging applause
>the women have no where to run as the doors have been barred from the outside
>everywhere they turn erect dicks are dripping precum
>some women try to run into the female bathrooms but are met by scores of trannies who also have excited members
>most suffer mental break downs within the first 5 minutes
>those that managed to break the windows and jump out are both physically and mentally scarred

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Quote from one of the accusers
>“I think the big piece of why I said yes was because of the culture,”
What the fuck is wrong with you people? Why do you think women are incapable of making decisions? If someone asks to masturbate in front of you, it's up to you to use your analytical abilities to determine which answer you should give. Maybe you don't want him to masturbate in front of you, in which case you would say something like, "No". If you are not under duress and you say, "Yes". Then unfortunately you are responsible for that decision. You are an adult that consented to a sexual liaison with another consenting adult. There is zero rape involved. There is no claims of him being threatening or coercive in any way, he just asked nicely and they said yes.

Hopefully the bootleg won't have some faggot giving his own retarded commentary this tine.

You ARE a faggot. He literally did nothing wrong. Louis just has a kink were he likes for women to watch him masturbate, so he asked women he knew, "Hey, is it ok if I masturbate here?", and they were like "Suure, why not", because apparentely they though he was kidding, but instead of saying, "WTF man, I though you were kidding!" they just stayed and watched, and then 15 years later cried about how it was so traumatizing to see that fat man's small penis. He wasn't their boss or superior, and he was nowere near as famous 15-20 years ago as he was before all this shit happened, he hadn't done any movies or tv shows (maybe some minor parts), he was just a semi-successful comedian who held \absolutelly no power over them, yeah, it's kinda weird and a bit creepy, but that's about it.
This just came out during the whole metoo bullshit were women were looking for anything to ruin a man's carreer (Remember that bitch who claimed Aziz Ansari sexually harrassed her because they had a bad date), and every sexual misconduct was basically rape, so he got bundled in with all the other creeps. if the mere presence of Louis Ck offends you, you are a thin skinned little bitch.

Literally yes

Did someone record this one? I really liked the other set.

I 100% agree with the tweet and all whom it represents. I go to comedy clubs to laugh and escape the horror of living in Trump's America, and now I have to worry about problematic dumpster fires waltzing in unannounced? Fuck that.

Why would people with no sense of humor who get offended by everything even go to a comedy show to begin with. Did they not realize that maybe one of the people whose job it is to push boundaries might say something that would upset them? Like, Louis being there is kinda irrelevant if they’re that easily offended, ANY comic could trigger them, picking on Louis, specifically, is just virtue signaling.

It was, my privilege

He is black-listed forever. It's sad.

Nah he's fighting the good fight.

Louie literally did nothing wrong but I'm gonna wager his comedy is ass now that his secret is out. Half of his power came from his shame.

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I am still not 100% what he did to get in trouble. Her jerked off in front of women? He asked first and they consented and then he did it?

I keep getting the vibe that he rapes people.

Name of publication is cut off. Nothing about found when searched. This must be old unless you provide proof now.

I'm sure he is, but he will now ALWAYS trigger some cunts, therefore his career is over.

No, you're on the right track.

I bet you enjoy the "comedy" of Hannah Gasdby

>push boundries

I want this meme of people thinking stand up comedians are philosophers to end. These are vulgar courtroom jesters with dick jokes we're talking about, not Voltaire or Molière. If a standup comedian has ever made you have deep thoughts, it's because you're a fucking moron and you dipped your toe a centimeter deeper then you normally do in something.

Their job is to entertain me and make me think my 400 bucks in getting good seats was worth the investment. If I want to expand my mind, I'll go to a ted talk. I won't hear some low brow narcissit like Joe Rogan subject me to his meathead brain drippings. If it's full of superficial deep shit, pointless insults and whining about how the nasty people on social media complained about them, then I know its a fucking waste of time. TELL MORE JOKES ASSHOLES!

Personally I can't be entertained by Louie because just by looking at him, all I can see is a sad old man tearfully jerking himself while two younger female comics try to hide their disgust as they sacrifice their dignity for their career. It's nauseating. Just seeing his old man paunch and bald head turns my stomach.

based louis makin roasties toasty. i'll pay good money to see him if he comes to my town.

This is the price pays for being a creep. No matter his intentions if he shows up unannounced now and "forces" himself on the audience the parallel between his past behavior and now would be too clear.

And it is possible he does get off on it. He likes seeing the women walk out. Because he actually is a creep.

Imagine your old female hag of a boss bought you into an office and made you watch her mastrubate. The disgusting old woman smell. Her dry and cracking skin. Her throaty moans of pleasure sounding like a hog dying. You could of course refuse but if you do, that means no promotion for you.

Wouldn't that be disgusting?

>one girl walks outa

Stop the presses

I didn’t say they were philosophers, I said they pushed boundaries. It is a necessity for comedy. Comedy has to be edgy. Otherwise, it becomes stale and hackish, and isn’t funny anymore. I don’t think most comics are particularly deep, but saying offensive things is definitely part of the job. That was all I was saying, that I can’t understand why people with such thin skin would go to a show where they know offensive things will be said.

Anybody else jerking off to the seething roastie itt? I know I am!

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AKA, the rape lecturer.

Does she help my career after she does this?

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10/10 would read again

When Louis has enough new material for a special he's going to do a fucking massive show and it's going to sell out immediately and these people are going to lose their shit.

Yes.
He got consent to jerk off. To touch HIMSELF, with consent.

As someone who has done standup at a middling level in a big city, it's not always annoying. It is when you get bumped for someone who has a big ego and who drags out a set. Usually though they're just refining a bit or two for 10-20 at most and often they'll hang around and give pointers on your set. It's a good way to make connections and it's rare enough that it's more of a mixed blessing than an insult.

Are you opposed to sex?
Do you have a problem with procreation?
Does the thought of people getting it on disgust you?

>e-everyone is a lardass stay at home virgin like me
>women are the enemy of truly self-determined alphas like me

louis ck did nothing wrong in regards to masturbating infront of those women. they consented

only one person in this thread is saying otherwise. we all agree.

>a comic does random act
>someone gets upset
is this american women thing?

Good. Fuck that retard.

umm no sweetie women are not capable of giving consent in the presence of a man because of the power dynamic ok hun?

>he hadn't done any movies
You fucking idiot. Louie was a big deal among comedians in 2002, he just did Pootie Tang. How many comedians do you know that had a movie? He was working on TV, he was bigger than most other comedians. You don't try to fuck fellow comedians, you certainly don't sexually assault them. They weren't trying to fuck him, he went to far and obviously so.

I don't care about the trash sluts he brought back to his hotel room or anyone who was fawning over him cause he was famous. There was an instance, out at a bar with fellow comedians, bar closed, he said he had some booze in his room and they could hang out more. He whipped his dick out. You don't whip your dick out in front of people, even on a date its a trash move, but it sure as fuck wasn't a date. Using the status of comedian to deceive people into consenting to him jerking off is totally fucked up. He can do no wrong then and its worth poking holes in the immunity he is trying to create for himself. "It's just a joke" or getting people to think "I thought you were joking" is a hell of a way to justify sexual assault. Would you want some fat ugly dude whipping his dick out and jerking off while sitting next to you?

zzzzzz

No it isn't, I love women and fucking, there's always risk, but if you're just going to hang out alone and avoid all women apart from your mom what's the point of your life.
t. have been falsely accused and still like fucking and sucking

>"Mind if I jack off in front of you?"
>"Yes."
>"Okay, I won't. Sorry."
>"No worries."
If those women were really offended enough by this that it caused them to leave his set in a fit of outrage it really says something about how thin skinned people are these days.

this

BASED

>hey wanna come to my room for some beer?
>no
Then there's
>hey can I jerk it in front of you?
>no
Also
>comedians don't try to fuck orher comedians

>Would you want some fat ugly dude whipping his dick out and jerking off while sitting next to you?
"No"
wow that was easy

>go to a showcase, a place where comics just show up and you never know who you're gonna see on a given night
>complain when a comic you don't like shows up

Go to a show for a specific comic if you don't want that.

They don't realize they're signaling their personal traumas to the word. If there's a chance something will trigger something in you then it's up to YOU to protect YOURSELF. Your personal baggage is nobody else's problem. They all need therapy.

*world

Not even close to 'borderline rapist' this is classic sexual buyers remorse. You sound likea faggot, or you are laying some weak bait

he actually didn't ask if he can jerk off, he asks if he can whip his dick out and then jerks off without permission.

based

his only fault is that he apologized.
he should have said:
>I fucking asked first! It's not my fault if people don't take me seriously just because I'm a comedian
case closed

Fuck him, let him mop floors. Lame as all fuck.

based louis

i wish Louie tv show wasn't off all streaming platforms now. Lucky Louie is the only shit still on and i couldn't get through the first episode.

Cause he knew what he was doing. He was using the fact he was a comedian to get away with the question to begin with. Fooling them into saying yes cause they think it's a joke, calling his bluff..... It's predatory. Imagine a comedian says "can I kill you?" and people think it's a joke say yes and the comedian kills them. Is that ok?

I still feel no sympathy for a beaner cuck

How is he a cuck? He jerked off, that's not the same as having a cheating spouse.

I thought it was Dr. Phil from the thumbnail.

That is the dumbest analogy I've ever read and I've seen some doozies.

>not knowing his louis c. cuck alter ego

jeez man, it is like you joined Yea Forums in 2019

He's a person. People saying yes to something and then later saying they were uncomfortable about something isn't rape or assault. Life is tough as shit and that is MILD. Reminder that MURDERERS walk the streets and have jobs after they serve time.

>n-no he is...
Good one. Change that diaper, you'll get a rash.

I work with a bunch of women all around 20-30 and while they can be pretty annoying and I wouldn't want to hang out with most of them, whenever anything 'PC' comes up in conversation they all laugh about how stupid it all is. Women on TV and Twitter are not the same as most women in real life.

Before his masturbation accident, he was known as the cuck king, there was a pasta about interracial breeding grounds. I'm too hung over to type it out, it is pretty funny though.

>pasta
So it's not real.

This. Even liberal chicks I know aren't as sensitive as twitterfags

Can we just drop this turd and never speak of him again?

No, but if you aren't familiar with his stand up, he has a lot of self deprecating 'fuck whitey/fuck men' bits that are the base for the pasta. One joke was something like 'women continue to go out with men, even though men are the biggest threat to them!" I love Louis and his stand up, but that's the basis for the meme.

I mean, you really shouldn't go to a comedy club if you have a problem with random sets.
Comedians do tours where it's all planned out, you won't get any surprise acts.
If you have a specific sense of humor, that's what you go for.
If you're picky and can't sit through a set you don't find funny, a club isn't where you ought to be.
Same for music, sorry a live-venu isn't like your spotify where you can pick and choose.

>make a living
he's made enough for several extremely well off lifetimes, fuck off lmao

Dropping in at comedy clubs is what comedians do. That's literally their job when they are working on new material.

Fucking whores, go home.

Love it

>Be leftist cuck
>Get stabbed in the back by leftist cuks

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1. He's not "making a living", he's a millionaire.
2. If I pay to go to a classical music concert, I don't want a rapper to come up on stage for even a single song.
3. Before admitting to being a sex offender, he was just like every other american comedian: white people fucked up, feminism good,etc.
You don't HAVE to be a contrarian. It's okay to be on the same side as people you dislike sometimes.

>borderline rapist
>almost pregnant
hang yourself

youtube.com/watch?v=5L88yp0rIN0

Sounds like the market wants his return, dipshit

Louis did a show in Amsterdam back in April. Tickets sold-out in a second and thousands more were in demand. It was a great show too
He should just leave burgerland and move to Yurop. Nobody gives a fuck about #metoo here

I'm american but a big Formula 1 fan, I love how no one cared when Kimi Raikkonen got accused of groping some bitch's tit, not only that but Ferrari sued her. You guys are unironically more based than us when it comes to sex. Going to move to the south of France when I get some real money.

People arent one person forever

He deserves it for pandering to their agenda and also being a rapist. Eat the humble pie bitch.

You're trying way too hard, just give it up samefag.

assuming you are being serious, what are these horrors of Trump's America you speak of?

Yea, Mike Tyson is a rapist and served his time and most everyone loves him. He is a better person now, most anyone can see that. Thing is we need to stop this court of public opinion bullshit and press charges against people that may or may not have sexually assaulted people.

>If I pay to go to a classical music concert, I don't want a rapper to come up on stage for even a single song.

Except the comedy cellar is a showcase so him showing up is EXACTLY what you paid for

Source?

>MUH BASED KEK CK!! I LIKE HIM NOW BECAUSE SJW DONT LIKE HIM!! SO BASED!!

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nice strawman

>is Louis CK the greatest human being in the world?
far from that
>but does he deserve to have his whole career destroyed for what he did?
fucking no

I think this summarize the whole thing

based

cringe

The whole thing with this guy is like a fricken play, it's all so plainly laid out.
He wanted to fuck those women, but knew they wouldnt want to. He begged them to let him jerk off in front of them to find a loophole. He thought that he could circumvent any trouble if he asked for consent. That is not how it works. And it's crazy how naive he was.
The reality is that if he even came onto them mildly verbally JUST ONCE he was in danger of getting ripped to shreds down the line.
Absolutely no stepping out of line for so much as a millisecond is allowed with modern women and if you forget that you will get fucked over. You can't negotiate it.

Good post. Always appreciate a realist who seeks to gain from situations presented upon you rather than just whine.

I was thinking more of him as an actor, but I guess he did wrote a couple of Chris Rock vehicles, both of wich were massive critical and comercial failures, so you COULD say he was a movie writer but still a very unsuccessful one, there are youtubers who have directed movies with real actors for fucks sake, and I'm not talking about those shitty "youtuber movies", I'm talking about stuff like Artic and Eighth Grade, it's' not that big of a deal unless your movie is actually successful. How pathetic would you have to be to feel threatened by somebody because they wrote a couple of shitty movies nobody saw and a few Conan monologues, you might try to kiss his ass a bit since he does have some connections, but is not like he's some massive producer that can end your career, you could still just tell him to fuck off if you had to..
And obviously whipping your dick out is a trash move, but it still not a crime if you ask for permission, Hollywood is full of trashy people and sexual deviants, as long as they're not hurting anybody why should I give a fuck? Just don't hang arround with them if you don't' like the way they act, there you go, problem solved.

quints of truth

What does this have to do with anything, you fucking trashy faggot?

Men:
>Exist
Women:
>

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This post is full of cancer and weakness. Literally, "I smell weakness!"

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Is that what he did? When someone asks what he did, you should just link the story; if you don't know the story and can't link it, what you're doing is libel.

nytimes.com/2017/11/09/arts/television/louis-ck-sexual-misconduct.html

Mind you, they weren't forced to do anything, stay anywhere, or even tag along.

Jew on Jew violence. You don't usually see that. Louis must have really, really, REALLY pissed off some Jew higher up the ladder. They never attack their own unless it's something like a Madoff thing where his jewing harmed other powerful Jews.

AN you had this unfunt flasher bloke an YEt .. EVEN SOoooo MUCH EVIDINCE
MJ an the jesus juice an he, was ok he never Forced me we did stuff ..cuddling close .. it upset in my poo next day an my mom said
dont say anything !!!!

>Maybe I'm a faggot idk

it's pretty clear you are a faggot

>Goldstein

They are just angry and I bet half of them dont even think about why

>all but captive
>just like the women he jacked it in front of
bitch just leave. why can't they just walk away from things they don't like?

good for them, Louis CK is a faggot

Ehhhh, it's one thing if he's going to do an advertised tour and see if people still actually want to pay to see him (like Aziz Ansari just did). But for someone embroiled in scandal like that to just do a drop in, unadvertised is another issue entirely.

Obviously, the reason big comics like Louis do these drop ins is to test out material in front of a small audience (rather than doing it for the first time at Madison Square Garden or whatever), but there are other options to do that in NYC that aren't a drop in.

Hell, The Creek and the Cave in LIC would probably bend over backward if Louis CK wanted to test out material there. But Louis HAS to do it at the Comedy Cellar to an unsuspecting audience because he's an "old school comic" or whatever the fuck.

Why does the public need to be protected from Louie?

I doubt he actually likes seeing them walk out. I will say he probably gets mad seeing people walks out and uses that anger to fuel his performance though. I'm sure he expects it at this point.

I'd walk out too if Louis Cuck King was on stage.

I don't think anyone ever claimed it was straight up rape, just fucking creepy. He knew he had power over these women (and they knew that if they said no, he could tank their career) and he took advantage of that.

>I don't think
but you do know he was extorting them for sexual favors? that would be a crime and he was never accused of a crime.

>surprise sets
>"making a living"
Literally flash mob tier.

>Maybe I'm a faggot
If that means not being an incel why do you try to describe it as something bad, afraid to lose face in front of your Yea Forumsirgin "friends"

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No he wasnt

Where did I say the public needs to be protected from him? I just said people would rather KNOW they're going to see a set from a controversial figure going into it.

If you're out seeing some band you like, then suddenly Mudvayne or some shit are brought on as a surprise headliner to do a one hour set, cutting the band's time short that you actually came to see, you're going to be disappointed. Now pretend Mudvayne is also wrapped up in a weird sex scandal on top of that.

bait

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The was no extortion, just an implication..

It's basically the whole "The Implication" bit from It's Always Sunny.

Why are you on Yea Forums?

You stole my idea!!!

I don't care for crusty boomers sweatie

It's the comedy cellar. there is no promise you will like everyone there that night. why does the public need some sort of protection from being exposed to Louie but not some other comic they might not like? is there some sort of danger, is he some sort of risk?

just go back to instagram you dumb thot, no one else agrees with you, he literally did nothing wrong

That’d be great. I love old women.

The sad thing is that he didn't kill himself like that one Gamergate guy. Once you are this compromised you can't return from it. At least if he died a lot of people would have used him as a martyr to stop cancel culture and possibly do some good, we might've even brought stand up back from the brink. Now he honestly damages the name of stand up.

Louie is irish

women enjoy rape

They love rapists, they elected one

And the Comedy Cellar isn't the only place to see comedy in NYC. Honestly, it's an overrated tourist trap. If they keep booking surprise guests that get a negative reaction, it can hurt their business overall.

/poltv/ hates everything. They're joyless aspies.

>I am being 100% unironic in saying that my lifestyle will eventually become the norm.
True but not good.

>If they keep booking surprise guests that get a negative reaction, it can hurt their business overall
>t. has never heard all press is good press
It will be on peoples radar even if the news it makes is negative

Now the comedy cellar needs to be protected from Louie? Is he a fucking super villain?

Yeah, but eventually word of mouth is going to get around that their shows are just disappointing. You're going to get people saying shit like, "Don't bother going to the Comedy Cellar. I paid $100 between tickets plus drinks and had to sit through a surprise set from Dane Cook."

Where are you getting all this "protection" shit, dude?

I was there when he did it.

If you think people need to be warned that they might be in the same building as Louie then you are providing them a protection from Louie.

TV credits and move credits are still credits. Someone with those has a bigger reputation. Been on conan, worked with Chris Rock. It's still bigger.
The way he asked permission is a big trust issue. Framing it like it's a joke and they joke along with him is fucked up. And he does it....that's screwy. Don't act like he earnestly asked if it was ok.

>only one person
not true sweatie we're not your private incel club

There's a difference in needing protection and people simply wanting to know how they're spending their money.

super subtle falseflagging there my grumpy purple-haired friend

>/poltv/ hates everything. They're joyless aspies
They whine more than them roasties amirite incel fellers

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lol'd

I actually unironically stopped going to /pol/ and come here less often because most of the time it's just whinging about something. I'm alsmost exclusively on Yea Forums now

Just.
Walk.
Away.
Also, pro-tip: if someone asks permission to take out their dick, and you don't want to have sex with them, SAY NO.

You too faggot

All he did was ask girls if he could jerk off infront of them

He literally whipped his dick out in front of people and started to masturbate, lol. Like, there are MS Paint comics where the joke is “he is whipping his dick out and he is insanely lmao”. How can you people not see that it’s inherently misogynistic that you’re blaming the women here? Go ahead and reply and call me faggot and cuck, you unironically don’t have an argument.

>asks for consent to a sexual act
>gets consent
>does sexual act
>somehow a creep
Air everyone's sexual history in public like they did to him and we'd all look the same. We're all creeps or no one's a creep.

why didn't the women just leave

Dude, think of all the times your insecure little ass agreed to shit you didn’t want.

I used to think he was the Cuck King but now I see he just can't catch a break.

clearly they are too weak of mind and body and need protection from the stronger sex. Louie took advantage of these at risk individuals.

Its like a filter for crazy. If your gf wants you to leave when CK shows up, let her go, it will save you a ton of hassle down the road.

Why do any of you faggots give a fuck about Louis Cuck
>nb4 cuz I don't want to be falsely accused of rape
None of you have ever fucked nor ever will so that shouldn't be a problem anyway

I never politely watched a guy jack off because it was too akward to object

He's a rampant liberal faggot, so he deserves everything he and his kind helped to create.

I remember the first time I saw him on Colin Quinn, and it was immediately obvious he's a shifty creep.

Holy shit that scene did not age well

We get that you're grossed out by creeps but we don't care

louis ck has the right to drop in at comedy clubs to test his jokes and the audience has the right to leave

He should masturbate on stage instead

>muh consent
still disgusting, abnormal, and creepy.
>we are two consenting adul...
go back to closet faggot.

I take responsibility for that shit, like a normal human being.

>louis ck
>asks an assistant to watch him jerk off, never implies her employment is in question if she refuses, the door is open, she leaves and nothing happens
>gets immeditately cancelled and becomes a paraiah

>Harvey Weinstein
>literally raped every woman in hollywood, forced them to perform depraved sex acts by threatening to destroy their careers
>did it for fucking decades, everyone in hollywood knew and was culpable
>technically "cancelled" but still a free man and still working in hollywood

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>hey, can I jerk off in front of you?
>uh, well, yeah, I guess
>thanks buddy, I owe you one
>sure whatever

Everyone's a fucking creep when you know their fetishes. The normal thing everyone does is just a social act but you spend enough time with anyone personally then you'll notice they do some weird shit sooner or later.

No he's not Jim Norton who's honest about his creepiness.

Louie Cuck pretends to be some holier than you intellectual custom made for redditors.

>been going to comedy clubs for years
>biggest celebrity commedian to ever drop in to work on a bit from a set was the goddamn fat ass from mike a molly
>It was some bullshit 10 minute bit about how he doesn't understand rocks or sand or something that I was absolutely dumbfounded as to what he was thinking was funny in it
I dream of the day I show up and see a legend show up randomly when all I'm expecting are the regulars.

no it's only you.

Delusional.

dilate.

ah, the tell all

always amazes me how dudes this old can still get erections. im 30 and have ED since i was like 25

He did have some clout, he was a writer on conan and was in talks for his HBO show(lucky louie) at the time, but I agree on the whole. Its just a sad tale about a man who made a liveing telling the world he was pathetic and liked to masturbate being shown to the world, as someone who is pathetic and likes to masturbate. He needed a meeting with HR he didn't deserve his children learning what he is

>and next a surprise guest l the jerker ck!
>what the fuck? they expect me to sit here and take it? This is rape?!?!?!
>*meanwhile normal people who don't like him can get up and leave*
c'mon sluts do better

Nobody deserves to be a celebrity and remains a celebrity forever. A celebrity is nothing but a body of normie fantasies. Once you can't keep that up, you are out.

being a public degenerate for years, totally earned it.

>NOOOO YOU CAN'T MASTURBATE IN FRONT OF WOMEN IN YOUR OWN ROOM WITH CONSENT THAT'S RAPE

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I literally never have in the context of anything sexual.
And before you say it
>Have sex incel.
I'm married.

>white and jewish women: complain that they can't find a man by the time their desiccated wombs are all used up
>also white and jewish women: MALE SEXUALITY IS EVIL AND ALL MEN ARE RAPISTS
This is why I took the Med pill long ago

You'd think consensual masturbation would be even less objectionable than consensual sex, but it is the nature of the cuck to be cucked in all situations at all times somehow

Top kek, Louie became the masturbator he always wanted to be

Celebrity culture only works as a means to sell a particular mindset on what is considered success and limits the common person's belief on how much potential they have to achieve the things they'd like to achieve.

It was probably the best move for him though. If he didn't admit and apologize then take some time for it to cool off like he did he'd still have the same harpies going after him plus be leaving it open to speculation and baseless accusations as well as making himself look like he doesn't give a shit about wymmin, which could be enough to turn a lot of his loyal fanbase. When what you're accused of is more just strange than rapey or scummy, might as well own it if it's true.

>Shekelstein

>all-but-captive audience
If you don't want to watch just leave lol

This is the only correct response. He lives in NYC and this is his local club where he works out.

HE DIDN'T EVEN DO ANYTHING

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Imagine feeling bad for Louis CK being punished by the dystopian #MeToo future he advocated for.

Anyone know what his newer material is about? Did he learn an important lesson?

he mostly just pivoted into easy racebaiting and shock humor, none of the introspective stuff he was known for before.

its just jewish agenda bullshit disguised as shock humor

Male here, I've regretted sleeping with women before. You know who I blame? Myself for lowering my standards so much. This is some gay shit you are going on about.

At what point do (((they))) start to look around and notice that the lights have been dimmed, the dancefloor is empty and the music has stopped?

"Not again!"

110! with Louis CK. Fridays this Fall on FX.

It was the friends he made ̶a̶l̶o̶n̶g̶ ̶t̶h̶e̶ ̶w̶a̶y̶ on the days it was his turn inside the barrel.

On the other hand, this is him preemptively owning up to the image of being a pathetic pervert. If he hadn't set himself up to be a horny loser on his show that we could all imagine doing this, the reaction might've been much worse.

OP can't nb4 even IRL

Fuck this scumbag American hating kike.

Please tell me it's on youtube, the last one was surprisingly amusing.

It's crazy to me that Louis still has not owned up to what happened. Stop with these random trial runs and just make a special already you bald fuck. Tickets would sell out within an hour.
It should be especially easy for him to make jokes about the situation considering he's always painted himself as a massive asshole in the first place. And he didn't even really do anything. I guess he was just all talk and no substance all along.

based and true, married men will also do this (because many of them already are)

he's working on material. he probably had to drop his whole previous hour and wants to make sure his "comeback" is perfect

He already apologised, which killed his career. You're not his manager, you don't know how much a US National Tour costs and you don't which venues would take him, so shut the fuck up.

>literally raped every woman in hollywood, forced them to perform depraved sex acts by threatening to destroy their careers
Big bad Harv didn't rape any one, the women all agreed they knew it return they would be cast in a film, the casting couch is as old as Hollywood itself, the women happily posed in photos with him afterwards and some even sent him e-mails of how good the sex was and wanting to fuck him again

>YOU ARE NOT ALLOWED TO LIKE WHAT I DON'T LIKE

Cancel culture is cancer.

Fucking love it. Always hated Louis and absolutely no fucking way should he get a pass for that weirdo shit.

sarah silverman said she used to get him to do it when they were teenagers and that she thought it was fucking hilarious

some of them were just whores who were willing to fuck anything to get ahead, yes, but harvey did not find women who wanted to fuck some greaseball in order to get a roll, he found a woman he wanted to fuck and told her she would get a role if she did it, if they were willing then great, the transaction went off without a hitch, but if they had any self-respect and refused to slob his wrinkly knob he told them that they would never work in hollywood again. Those emails were code for "please cast me in another movie I'm running out of money for coke I will let you throw a party where oj simpson nuts on my face in front of everyone please please please"

wtf are you talking jews jew each other all the time
>Jesus, I Am Jazz, Israel pride parades, etc

jews don't like each other, they just happen to dislike everyone moreso.

>His return to comedy nine months after admitting to sexual misconduct has been criticized by comedians including Aparna Nancherla, Ian Karmel, Allie Goertz and Judd Apatow as being premature
>Dave Chappelle, Jerry Seinfeld, Chris Rock, Michael Che, Jim Gaffigan, Janeane Garofalo and Sarah Silverman have supported C.K.'s right to continue standup.
Which side do I choose?! Literal nobodies or the some of the best comedians alive (plus some women)

b/c of the implication. when a man is crazy enough to actually whip his dick out outside of an overt sexual interaction, he's a fucking maniac.
you could walk away, maybe, but subconsciously women fear men like that are going to go apeshit on them if they don't be ultra compliant.

Norm has also defended him.
Him being a pervert was an open secret in Hollywood. The """victims""" only went public thanks to a plot to tank his independant film. Louie was always been a campaigner for direct creator to audience content distribution, he had a target on his back for a while.

porn is making you ill. serious. not normal to not be able to get it up at 30

He was holding them a cockpoint from the stage?

>“I’ve known Louis forever. I’m not making excuses for him, so please don’t take this that way. We are peers. We are equals. When we were kids, and he asked if he could masturbate in front of me, sometimes I’d go, ‘Fuck yeah, I want to see that!’” she said. “It’s not analogous to the other women that are talking about what he did to them. He could offer me nothing. We were only just friends. So sometimes, yeah, I wanted to see it. It was amazing. Sometimes, I would say, ‘Fucking no, gross,’ and we got pizza.”
Asking if they wanted to see it and if they said no, he didn't do it? Sounds like a monster.

this bitch and louis are fucking literally insane
>"haha yeah man just like jerk off in front of me! this is funny somehow!"
lmaoing at jewish """humor""""

Can someone post the Webm of him clapping at interracial couples, always makes me laugh

>making him believe women could be trusted to stick to their own rules about consent
she really was setting him up for a fall, based jewess playing the long game on this dumb mick

is louis a potato nigger, a kike or a mexican?

>Women again walk out
How exactly is that a bad thing?

all 3. catholics are just kikes with more steps

all christians, catholics, orthodox, snake handlers, baptists, holy rollers, protestants, ALL christians literally worship a Jewish demigod and grovel before him
LMAO

DICKS OUT FOR LOUIS

How can you be captive but walk out at the exact same time?

You are indeed an unequivocal faggot

i would like to see this post acted out in an actual comedy sketch, but there is no show based enough

Samir Al-Hyde could possibly do it

i'd try to fuck her.
what a pussy you must be

lel

but they got to him, user.
he's been benched.

based and true, louie isnt even that funny, he's a parent comic primarily now, and thinking of him jerking off in front of people is so fucking pathetic, i might walk out too if he tried to make himself relevant suddenly, as the tweet said, putting all the pressure on the audience to pretend they give a fuck about this bald unfunny dad.

>louis ck
Arent my kids wacky guys!!
>bill burr
Sometimes I get angry too!!!

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You are so bad at this, tumblr.