ITS FUCKING HAPPENING

OH FUCK OH FUCK OH FUCK OH FUCK OH FUCK

>tmz.com/2019/08/31/dan-schneider-indicted-child-pornography/

>Dan Schneider has been indicted for possessing child pornography.
A federal grand jury indicted the television producer on 7 counts of child porn. Schneider’s laptop was seized last week, and allegedly contained thousands of images and videos of child porn. One count involves a flash drive which allegedly contained images involving a prepubescent Jamie Lynn Spears, Miranda Cosgrove, and other well-known A-list actresses when they were minors.
>U.S. Attorney Eileen Decker says, "Young victims are harmed every time an image is generated, every time it is distributed and every time it is viewed."
>If convicted of receiving child porn, Schneider faces a minimum sentence of 5 years and a maximum of 20 years in prison. On the charge of possessing child porn, he could receive 20 years.
>Crime Watch Daily first reported the indictment was being prepared.

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dont ever get my hopes up again

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Dan the man will never be caught

>404 not found

Thank god Dan is not in danger
t. Guy that knows Dan Schneider, hes a good guy.

fuck you for getting my hopes up

nice fake link gaylord

user’s Fake & Gay (Formerly Chuck’s)

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literally only Amanda Bynes accused him while she was having a schizophrenic episode
As much as it makes the retards here seethe, he is unironically innocent.

fuck you op i got excited for a second

i hope you rot in hell

Imagine the sticky if this was true

You fool. Dan willingly takes this ire when he's the one helping the kids. He's the dark knight of Nickelodeon.

Based Dan the Van is too smart to get caught. He get away with it!!

Dan pls go

i know dan and he is a good guy and does not rape kids and the things he does with their feet is not sexual in any way

Imagine +100,000 replies

Fucking knew it. That sick fuck.

>allegedly contained images involving a prepubescent Jamie Lynn Spears, Miranda Cosgrove
Feels so real. Good job tricking us, OP.

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if you're gonna troll dont include url
all it takes is 2 seconds to find out if youre bullshitting and then most will simply ignore because it was no hassle to deal with

me? im autistic

I want to pull your Blood and Guts out of your insides with my bare teeth for making me believe there are nudes out there if Zoey 101 and iCarly.

That's why we're all excited here, right? Because of the possibility of the nudes leaking? Or do you really hate Dan?

*sticky soles

>images involving a prepubescent Jamie Lynn Spears

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I thought it was just a meme

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you can't post this! delete this

>flash drive which allegedly contained images involving a prepubescent Jamie Lynn Spears, Miranda Cosgrove, and other well-known A-list actresses when they were minors

can someone upload this pls

They deleted the link pretty quickly didn't (((they)))?

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He won't be caught alive, that is.

Dan Dan, The Pedo Man will never be indicted. He has too much dirt on people. That, and they dont want Jamie Lynn Spears to be stuck without child support.

Literally who? whats his name again?

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Dan “the hymen divider” Schneider

how did he get away with it ?

Does is count as child porn if you only film and photograph the feet?

are the feet naked?

If this was true in reality it means we'll never see the nudes since the fbi would already have the drive safely stored along with his computer.
He needs to get hacked by someone else before the fbi catches him.

Feet don't have a hymen, silly.

feetpussy do

>tmz.com/2019/08/31/dan-schneider-found-dead-in-prison-cell/

OH NO NO NO!!!! THEY CAN'T KEEP GETTING AWAY WITH IT

I have miranda cosgrove feet pictures on my computer. Am I fucked?

>404
don't ever get my hopes up like that again

some day soon, Dan

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how old are the feet?

Sticky when

Dan "hold her tighter, she's a fighter" Schneider

Quit calling me that.

He's got his backup drive set to a deadman's switch. If he doesn't input the "all clear" code once every 96 hours, the whole thing gets uploaded to his secret pornhub account. This is the reason they havent taken him into custody yet.

Now get him on the pedophilia charge and give Jamie-Lynn's daughter a DNA test.

never ever tori

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MODS MAKE STICK PLZ

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oh Danny boy Danny boooooy

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Literally nothing move along

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wtf he likes trannies too?

Where do you think he's staying, lads?

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Dan "Right up inside her" Schneider will never be investigated, it would bring Nickelodeon down.

teeeheeee

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italy
it look like boot he like feet

>"Young victims are harmed every time an image is generated, every time it is distributed and every time it is viewed."

But how though

bastard

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FUck yeaaah it’s about tiiime

LOL

10/10, nice one m8