A Simple Favor

>she's 5'10"
>tfw I'm 5'7"

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yeah debicki really is a freak

this movie was a big suprise to me and it was actually good

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>gigastacy
>lanky ugly bitch
Thats not how it works.

>That get
En dix minutes, ça s'est arrangé!

checked

not a "get" fucks sake god damn it's just quads that happens every hour

why is the other girl dressed like a child?

Contrast

Unironically just watched this. Thought it was stupid. Why the fuck would Blake’s character give her self away to the other girl early on? Just goes to show how dumb bitches can be.

Because she was an overconfident psycho who nearly got away with it anyway. It's not her fault that Stephanie turned out to be a regular Nancy Drew

Yes, freakishly cute.

BRO THER
FUCKER

ngl the better part of this movie was her relationship with her son

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I hope she spends more time with her little dude in the sequel

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What's with ugly incels who call a lot of attractive women as looking like a man? Is it a coping mechanism after being rejected by every women they've ever encountered?

eh, blake lively is hot as fuck but the suits she wore in that movie were pretty mannish

Yeah but if she never talked to her kid or called her and shit she wouldn’t have gone deeper into it and accept her death

Her nose moved when she smiled, see: Unless you've got one of her with Right expression from "before"

The only good part of the movie was the incest sub plot, pretty hot and funny at the same time

cringe, narrow shouldered numale

Absolutely but she loved her son and was too narcissistic to see her best friend happy with her husband. Same deal as with the ring, she just couldn't help herself

I don't know, it seemed like an odd inclusion to me. I figured it'd have made more sense if Stephanie had killed her husband

Does the blond force the brunnete to eat her out.
I'm asking this for a friend.

are you doubting she had a nose job you mong, when she has even talked about it in interviews

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>incest sub plot
between who?

Between Blake Lively and Blake Lively

They're low test, fat manlets

Blake Lively is perfect for a tall fit man

>CELEBS WHO DENY GETTING PLASTIC SURGERY
>BLAKE LIVELY
>This one has been going around for awhile. The new mom has never directly said yes or no.

First result for Blake Lively nosejob interview. You're seething again. Have sex, incel

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I haven't jerked off in 8 days but watching this movie with Blake in it may change that

>A Simple Offer
Stephanie's morning show is in trouble and viewership is fading, threatening to plunge her into debt. In an effort to boost her viewership she takes on an extremely public and high profile case to find an allegedly kidnapped supermodel. Struggling to make headway she turns to the most devious and conniving person she knows: Emily. She makes her former best friend a Simple Offer. Help her solve the case and Stephanie will do everything she can to have Emily released from custody. But everything goes off the rails when Emily takes the opportunity to dig deeper into Stephanie's past to get revenge.

Would you watch it?

So did Stephanie kill her husband or nah?

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see

God I just want her to step on me and dom me and after just hold me.

The message of this movie is pretty based

>conservative widow mommy blogger btfos liberal power woman

one of the worst movies ive ever seen. its really bad

>conservative
literally post proof

the first two acts were good but like so many movies it fell apart in the third act.

She's a stay at home mom who does cooking and incest and refuses to be friends with anyone except a high class Aryan by then dumps her and calls the police the second she learns that she's actually white trash. Sounds pretty Conservative to me

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Is this photoshopped to make Blake bigger?

Imagine watching this film and not realising it was a solid satire of everything you fags love making fun of. If you plebs had someone to spoon feed you the satire youd unironicly love it.

okay, incel

Cope roastie, most of these "hot" celebrities look like trannies, the incels are right

well, at least she would probably birth a gigachad

So insecure that Blake is taller than your manlet ass.

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Me on the right

Why does this film trigger incels so much?

it's NEVER twins

Technically they were triplets, just getting that out in the open

why would you ever want to dress like a woman even if you are a woman? just looks silly and stupid when people dress like women do. how could you ever take someone dressed like a woman seriously?

when she dies do you think they'll let me keep her teeth?

does she spank and strapon the litle gurl

I don't think they let you take your trophies with you after they arrest you

ok jesus christ are there lesbian scenes in this or not

thankfully no, it's how i could stomach it.

C'est possible