ITT: Favorite Family Guy Jokes

ITT: Favorite Family Guy Jokes

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It insists upon itself

I did not care for this joke

What?

holy crip he's a crapple
my whole freakin' family worships the ground that guy can't walk on

What does that even mean?

Hey Yea Forums do yourself a favor, don't get married.

Pea tear griffin

Why do women have boobs?

MEG

so you got somethin to punch when you're talkin' to 'em

OH YOU OUTTA TIME, BABY!

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English is my 2nd language and it's a fantastic description of that movie. Other movies are guilty of that too, like Children of Men - hate that one.

My wife's black son

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Even if you hate Family Guy like I do you can admit that this is hilarious

>you act like this is the first time I've done something stupid, remember that time I was supposed to get that boat
cutting away to a gag that literally happened 30 seconds ago, genius

Memeception!

i brought these gifts for you they're up in my bum. la la la la, la la la la, holy crap here comes jesus, and he doesn't look too happy. merry christmas everyone.

Ttthhhhh aaaahhhh
Ttthhhh aaaahhhg
Thhhhhhh aaahhhh

youtube.com/watch?v=mOTGOhWTThE
at 03:00

It is actually a kino sequence

Hey Quagmire, maybe the comedian will tell some jokes about boats, or boating, or owning a boat.

Peter doesn't like Spiderland.

>It's like the perfect album!

ah so this is the zoomer containment thread

>we the people find orenthal James Simpson...not guilty
>yes!
>what the hell?
(They cock guns)
>maybe we should get new roommates
>yeah maybe we should

REDPILLED

How do I find that scene?

Mystery box

DRINK MY DIABETIC BLOOD

>1999

How can you even say that?

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BECAUSE IT HAS A VALID POINT TO MAKE! IT'S INSISTING!

HEY ETER

I did not care for Evangelion

>more tea, Mr Bike?