Would you?

>women = womb men
mind blown

Kino, but has someone got webms and pics with the lads cut out

>Fucked up plot
>Eva Green

She loves weird shit IRL, right?
Probably even worse.

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Why does she keep signing on to these fucked up movies

becaue she herself is fucked up. Promiscuous but shy.

In Birth the spirit of a womans dead husband is reincarnated into a young boy who can remember her.

She doesn't believe it at first but contemplates kidnapping him and raising him as her son. She even gets excited about what he's going to look like when he grows up.

There's a scene where they take a bath together but they CGI'd him in there.

Pretty sad ending.

streamable.com/12e51
eva green talking about me

If my mom were eva green yes

>Promiscuous but shy
The best combo.
If you can break the ice.

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>those dead soulless jew eyes
no thanks

Forgot picture.

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more like:

women = woe men

Fuck dude, I actually don't know.

On the one hand there's nothing I'd like more.

On the other, she's so goddamn hot that I wouldn't be able to believe it's happening and I'd think all of her advances were platonic or just her fucking with me.

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i bet she has fucked around 50 men by now

>50
user....
That's the tally of the average small town, 6/10 on a good night, slut at 23.

How old is he supposed to be in this scene?

the only mistake she made was making only one of him. Imagine if she had twins or triplets.

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>Move to small hick town in North Carolina.
>Meet chubby bumpkin.
>Ask her how many guys she's fucked.
>"About a hundred."
>But there's only 2,000 people in this town.

A lot of fatties up here too, the rest are meth junky skinny.

>signing on to
She does more than that. She funds and directs these movies just to act them out on screen.
She's a rich actress with an exhibition fetish

>caring
You're gonna have a looong, torturous unhappy life ahead of you, kiddo

i thought 50 was reasonable range for a celeb like her.

>This
Most of you people on here won't find a solid 6

wish i was that kid

lol you poor naive soul

Dude she's French and jewish, French people have massive 100 person orgies every weekend in Paris sex clubs, or so Gaspar Noe films told me

>I wouldn't be able to believe it's happening and I'd think all of her advances were platonic or just her fucking with me
That happens to me with every semi attractive woman.
Not sure if that would be an advantage in that case or not...

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But did you?
Where you "about a hundred and one", user?

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hyperbole aside, what could be her number ? women included.

Check'd

And yeah she brought me a $16 dollar pizza from the casino she works at so it was the least I could do.

I am a Southerner now and need to show Southern Hospitality.

I'm repulsed and curious. Give us the details user.
How vile was she?

>not caring
lose your foreskin, faggot. nothing lower than kikes and you know it. also, kek@your for thinking you live a happy life or have a chance at one. fucking child.

based momma

thanks shes lovely

In the hundreds

I'm calling CPS

She was about 250, built like a fridge and got fake tans from a salon. She had really small hands so my cock looked huge in them.

She said "I'm going to call you Daddy but it's not an incest thing, okay?"

Oh and she had Asperger's and wouldn't look me in the eye at all.

Plus she was 21 and I'm 33. I had been a year since I got laid and the first girl I met since I moved here so I had to smash.

She ghosted me a week later though. I think it's because I had a hard time keeping it up since she was such a fatty.

>50
poor, sweet, innocent soul

reminder that based tim burton is tapping that

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>21 and I'm 33
No judging here. My last date was 20. Fuck my last 5 dates where younger than my car.
>I had a hard time keeping it up since she was such a fatty
They never appreciate that effort.

>Fuck my last 5 dates where younger than my car.
Fucking boomers at it again

How the fuck do i get a hot chick that hasnt been fucked by 50 dudes? I know getting a virgin is impossible, but how do i get a relatively pure hot chick?

>Fucking boomers at it again
Jelly little zoomer?

Not our fault you effeminate cucks are scared of your own chicks.

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>the fuck do i get a hot chick that hasnt been fucked by 50 dudes?
Do you want the Yea Forums meme answer or a real one?

Both

>Yea Forums answer
Take the redpill. All women are illoyal whores. Take the asian pill. Be 6'+, rich and handsome. Blah blah blah.
>Real answer
Forget the "hot" part. Seriously.
Mind you I'm not saying you should settle for some doughy, tatted up uneducated whale. But "hot" on the bottom line, is mostly presentation anyway.
I assume you are still pretty young. so here is my advice:
Go for the smart chicks. The curious and ambitious ones. The natural ones, the "flawed" ones.
They will grow into their looks eventually, they will still get hotter when the hot ones are already past their peak. And they are always the better fucks, the better partners, and much more interesting to have around.
No artsy hoes.
No insta thots.
No nerd gurrl.
You get the idea.

Oh, and go for the skinny ones. Tiny boobs age much better than fat ones. Same with asses and pretty much the entire body.

Don't repeat my mistakes, user. Learn from them.

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>Oh, and go for the skinny ones. Tiny boobs age much better than fat ones. Same with asses and pretty much the entire body.
Lost you there, pedo faggot. I want a woman not a young boy.

She's almost 40 though, by the time he'd be old enough to fuck she'd be bordering on 60. Who says an 18 year old would even want to fuck an almost 60 year old?

>All adult women are fat
Must be sad to be American.

>advice is about AGING
>hurr pedo
How's life with a room temp iq?

I wanted to fuck the everliving shit out of a few of my teachers when I was 12 why would you have to be 18?

A stick will remain a stick and will still look like a young boy but with wrinkly skin. Fuck off pedo.

Can anyone recommend me some more Eva kino?

Dark shadows. Not a good movie but she’s hot in it

you actually watch bad movies for a hot actress? cringe

unbrithing is literally my fetish.

>white people

Saw this a few years ago.

Strangest movie i ever saw.

It's only bad until mommy shows up

She is 30 when she gives birth.

She'll be 48 when he turns 18.

lol okay just go find a fatty then dude, the advice still applies

>this advice only applies if you are young
so if I am 24 already I guess I can just go fuck myself

>that inbred looking fuck Matt Smith is Eva Green's bf

Sorry, but there's only so much I'm willing to suspend my disbelief.

it's a german film so she only has to wait until he's 14

>She'll be 48 when he turns 18.

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literally the perfect age gap

Assuming she started fucking at age 16, and her current age is 39. In 23 years, if she fucked 5 new guys every year, she must have fucked 115 guys by now.

A hot celebrity like Eva green will have more then 5 guys a year