First activity you would partake in?

if u got a tattoo would it show up still?

Launch all nukes at the moon just to see what would happen.

rob gas stations for the rolls of scratch tickets, then make my way around town cashing them in

Petty revenge on some dickheads, maybe slash a few tyres or something.

Literally why tho. What's the point.

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Scare people

Well, rape, of course.

define rape

Is he blind in the movie, on account of the light just passing through his eyeballs, nerves, and the rest of him?

>no rape
what's the point then?

Double parking

Fantasizing about invisible rape is beta AF. A better fantasy is that you start producing magic pheromones that attract women like flies.

why are underage twitter niggers so afraid of writing fuck

kill and scary people

Unironically haunt peoples' houses.

I was raised by a christian family and my mum would beat the shit outta me if I'd ever swear in front of her.

shut up nerd

how would you ironically haunt a house

Kill myself

hug and kiss little girls

you loudly proclaim "it's a prank" after scaring people

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probably steal pens from whsmith and stick them up my ass in a plastic bag so it doesnt get shit on it

based mum

this but with going behind the counter of fast food restaurants

>Giving a shit about being a beta when you're invisible.
You sound like some faggot teenage beta.

of course it's rape?
>you are now invincible, what is the first thing you do?
rape
>you're invisible, what do you do?
rape
>you are bestowed powers of flight
rape
>now you can talk to animals
rape

shoot thick ropes on members of congress during the c-span broadcast

yes, he's blinded cause he had no eyelids, he had to wear sunglasses most of the time and only did shit at night

I mean do what you want when you're invisible. But if you have a power fantasy about fucking a woman then maybe try to fantasize a version where you don't have to resort to rape with invisible dick.

Murder the local hoodlums

what are you saying

I'd just walk all over the country. sneak onto trucks, trains, steal a little food and water to get by.

i would kill the libertarian and neoconservative politicians in my country

Shit on people’s houses and see their reactions

Rape is fun, fuck off faggot.

get run over i suppose

>implying fantasizing about consensual sex isn't beta
At least rape fantasizers are fantasizing about something they'd never do in real life or face serious consequences

Fuck yeah. Even if you put your fingers in their mouth while their speaking in public. To everyone else they would look like they're having a stroke or something

3pbp

theft, and then rape. but like, drug-induced rape and not violent traumatizing attack rape. that doesn't sound fun to me.

>Sneak into presidential chamber
>Steal nuke launch codes
>Launch nukes at every country I don't like

spread my seeds to every corner of the world

>rob federal bank, steal all the gold i can carry
>bury 80% of that gold in locations that only i know
>sedative then rape, a lot
>kill people i hate
>sabotage government because the system kind of sucks
>slap cops, steal their guns, give them wedgies
>pick 1 person that i cooperate with, invent quasi real happenings in order to make him appear godlike in front of other people
>explore area 51
>steal government secrets
>steal drugs
>a lot of rape

interacting with conscious people, even if you're invisible, is a good way to get yourself caught.

>gets run over by a car

Rape.

Shit.

Pretty good plan apart from the unnecessary gold and the human confidante part.

Sorry for being boring but stealing money.

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>unironically posting The Boys
Cringe.

human confidante just as na experiment.
gold in case my power goes away, a lot of it for my parents and family.

>beat the shit outta me
>the shit outta
>shit
>swear
You said shit and I’m telling her when I see her tonight to pray

Sit in women's changing rooms and shoot ropes at them. Then rape.

>wut is fallout?
It’s all one world, retard. Everything is connected. Stupid yanks like you are the reason the environment is fucked.

rent free

Imagine being so coddled the entire culture is convinced a minor form of assault that can only happen to you is the worst crime imaginable.

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I'd rattle a table a say "I'm gonna spook the shit out of you!" with a gay lisp.

>t. Australian who thinks he's important enough to be harmed by a nuclear war

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FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK

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Great rebuttal, Cletus. Your parents (no doubt siblings) must be proud of your intellect.

rent free

Have sex consentially

lol wtf

Yea Forums, the home i never had.

follow black people around and say the N-word

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Being naked would make the invisibility almost useless. A much better version of invisibility was used in that tv show. The main character has a "gland" implanted in him that gave him the ability to exude a substance (quicksilver). That substance caused light to bend around him. He wasn't transparent like OP. But he could be "invisible" while being fully clothed (he could also make other objects invis).

With *that* power I would watch kinos at the kinoplex without paying.

If I had to be nekked, I would never leave the house.

Try to solve the blindness problem caused by transparent eyeballs.

>Hollow Man
Shit movie, Invisible Man was better

Ask me how I know you're a roastie.

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>If I had to be nekked, I would never leave the house.
move somewhere warm and invest in footcare products

have sex with random women, it's not rape cause they'll enjoy it and wish it won't stop

Our flag is on the moon

Fry up some crispy bacon

and then rape

holy BASED

necrophilia

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Randomly stalk and shout gibberish at people.

gotta say rape

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have sex

Peel off the rubber then rape

Kill people, and then kill more people

were his shits invisible too? could he piss an invisible stream? If they are invisible as well I’d shit in people’s food and piss on randos while they’re eating

Me getting dick after a dry spell

Googling how to epsionage, and streak may way into board rooms and offices across California.

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Find a mime and kick the shit out of him. He would be considered the greatest mime of all time thanks to me.

A guy got his genitals bitten off doing this.

Sneak into places I’m not supposed to be. First stop is the women’s changing room at equinox. But that would eventually get boring of course. Then it would be corporate boardrooms and then military bases and government buildings. I’d become a world famous secret journalist exposing the powerful. And they’d never be able to find me.

there's no gold in the federal bank

It would suck having to go barefoot all the time.

scare black people