Leonardo DiCaprio

An interviewer asked her if she had a penis. Lady Gaga responded "My vagina is very offended by that question" the interviewer was then kicked out

Incredibly Based. Surely he'll star in a bad movie one day, but that's not a day I want to live to see.

Based but he needs to shut the fuck up about his climate change bullshit while travelling all the time with his yachts

I wouldn't want to be touched by a tranny either

Vagina, teratoma, what's the difference?

>climate change isn't real!!!!!!!!!
>the globe being a blazing inferno is just a hoax!!!!!!

What was he listening to?

Is it wrong to want (her?) to mommy dom me bros?

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Leo? based
Gaga? top cringe

well user, past a certain age...

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tfw she's over 25

MGMT- Kids
*Wink*

How do yachts even pollute?
I mean, yeah, he's a hypocrite, but the environment is always a pretty safe talking point, just the right people never listen.

Why did she do it?

missed opportunity, she needs a kick in the head

They burn a fuckton of oil.

Celebrities going around in yachts or jets is still a fraction of a fraction of a percent of the total amount of pollution we put out, though.

He didn't say anything about climate change being fake; just that leo is a hypocrite for being on a yacht 24/7 while preaching how climate change is bad. Learn to read. it also isn't real :] [\spoiler]

Celebrities aren't the problem, companies are. We all need to curb our carbon footprint, use less electricity and recycle but a lot of greedy fuckers and asian countries don't care.

>what is Summer
Liberal retards actually think the Seasons are (((climate change)))

Basically
Everyone could go green and that would still only be a small part of the global pollution. Greedy corps and 3 shithole countries are the main driving forces

Please have sex, I'm begging you

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Projection

>implying I'd ever be a shitlib

Did it last night but that won't help your case

This just makes me think its a tranny even more desu

Formerly based but now cringe
Deep down he wanted to go deep into her

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Yet you believe shitlib Al Gore's ponzi scheme

see you when we're all dead in 18 months, we're already underwater after the heatwave earlier this summer

That looks like an "opps was I in the way?" face

gaga would drestroy him

leo only dates young girls with limited experience

ArrrrrrggggggHHH FUCK

Magic of PS
She reminds of merlyn Manson

Most of the pollution is done by big companies, you moron.

I'd pollute her pusy with so much of my semen that it'd be summer all year round.

I don't know, looks like he just realized he accidentally elbowed some lady in the balls.

>we're all dead in 18 months
i'm LMAOing at your life for actually believing this. nothing ever happens.

True for 99.9% of the male population

Oh buddy
Look at all the hypocrisy Clintons live under
Some actor is the least one to look at under these matters
If anything his yacht allows him to go and see evidence of human destruction directly
Best thing we can do is to mass produce electrical cars and plant forests and hold our corrupt politicians accountable

He knows Lady Gaga is a tranny. You forget that all of these celebs know each other quite well.

Tranny's aren't built like this

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have you seen her in skimpy outfits? she's smokin'.
how the fuck did the tranny meme with her even start...

Her tranny face, obviously.

low res video of her in a concert, her junk basically falls out of her panties, looks kinda like a flaccid cock.
again though, low rez as fuck.

>Celebrities going around in yachts or jets is still a fraction of a fraction of a percent of the total amount of pollution we put out, though.
Its 1,000 times more pollution than I put out tho, and I'm not preaching to people about environmentalism. That's the difference.

agreed. What was it even about

He called climate change bullshit, indicating he believes it's fake. Learn to read. [Spoiler]climate change is bullshit[/spoiler]

Can we please stop pretending lady gaga is fucking attractive?

>I'm not preaching to people about environmentalism
You are literally doing that now.

Sh might not be a tranny but shes really starting look like one

No hes not you fucking idiot

Leo's reaction is based.

Gaga has a great ass that I want to cornhole.

"The world will end in 12 years because of climate change." -Ocasio Alexa Cortez

cringe

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She's a master method actress who convinced people she's a talented music star

Strange considering Rihanna said he was the best she ever had. They even did it while Chris Brown was asleep downstairs.

What was he pointing at at the start?

The source of the quote saying he was bad is from the orbiter of the girl he fucked. Also the difference in effort you put in between fucking a 5 and a 9 is massive.

Based. He only puts effort in for the girls that deserve it.

Rihanna is fine but she's not a 9. More like a 6.5 maybe a -7

I'd cockworship Lady Gaga's penis desu and I'm not even a faggot.

Every private citizens combined carbon footprint amounts to less than 30% of harmful greenhouse gases. Yachts aren't the problem, industry is.

Umbrella Rihanna is a 9.

Manface but the ass checks out

>my literal flaccid penis when I was meant to sympathize with Brad Cooper wanting to not kill himself any point in ASIB

>Every year warmer than the last for many years
>Last 5 or so years are the warmest ever recorded
>Rampant heatwaves and wildfires on every continent
>Greenland glaciers turned into lakes
>Hurricanes getting worse every year

Retards like you will stay in denial until you're literally on fire.

Almost everything you posted is completely untrue, probably all if I did the research.
They have been wrong every time, every prediction. See you in 18 months when we're all alive

and that would make thicc rihanna a...

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>nearly touched a woman over 25
Phew! That was a close one! Quick moves Leo.

>Yachts aren't the problem
They are more of a problem than the average person Leo and other celebs preach to constantly.
stop using private jets and Yachts if you really care, every little bit should count if you aren't just trying to get good PR.

This seems like bullshit when it's been confirmed Chris has bbc and it's the reason she kept going back after he tried to kill her.

well fortunately the only time you'd have to look at the face is if you decide to blow ropes over it

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>while chris was sleeping

So she deserved the beating then, huh?

t. Hasnt seen a girl other than on his computer in 15 years

>that feminine body
clearly not retard

Nigger 10. Which is like a dog-years scale. Look at the last three digits of your post number for the conversion.

>chinks sino-forming the planet to be habitable for their insectoid race
This, unfortunately.

Name one that doesn't.

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>too smart to know things

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Watch Rihanna in Kanye west’s video for Paranoid and then tell me she’s a 6 u dingaling.

A 10, clearly.

Leo's just jelly that Gaga has the same number of Oscars as him AND a successful music career

Gaga is a 9/10 tranny and a 7/10 woman

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he felt the bulge

We won't see you, since you live under a rock. I bet you dropped out of high school.

It's funny how actual low intelligence, low knowledge people like you who even admit to not doing any research, somehow are the most convinced that their idiocy is correct.

You are a waste of oxygen.

Herb Alpert - Spanish Fly

BASED

MGMT

these hoes aint loyal

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das rite

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that's just how Italians look

Calm down chink

Women almost always deserve it, like even the most violent men need a big reason to actually blacken up a woman's eye

carribean nigs all have some weird big skull thing going on. its gross

Would 7" be enough to satisfy her ?

So she's the only 25+ Leo has fucked.

As compared to you he´s had way more sex with roasties so hot you aren´t even allowed to LOOK at.
Absolutely based.
His cuntdar is impeccable.

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You can thank the American left for politicizing climate change.

If, a few decades ago, the response was "here is data that suggests current industrial methods and materials are damaging the environment possibly irreparably" and research was dumped in to alternative methods and industry was given incentives to change, we'd probably be better off.

Instead it was WE NEED TO RAISE TAXES OR WE'LL BE DEAD IN 5/10/15/20/25/30IMEANITTHISTIME YEARS. Or celebrities demanding people destroy their lifestyles from 15k sq ft mansions. Or the President giving his corrupt lackies grants for things that are guaranteed to fail. Or demanding "renewable energy" and then blocking nuke power research at every turn because MUH CHERNOBYL.

The people who are the loudest about "climate change" don't give a fuck about society, the environment, or humanity. They just want to expand their personal power whole looking pious. They're the modern version of Catholic clergy from the 1450s.

This

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Do you have any idea how large this planet is? How old it is?

Its 6k years old

He just didn't see her and was surprised, what's so based

The biggest investors in renewable energy technology are oil and NG companies.

Throwing more money at the government will not save us.

Not true. I've just had to pay for it is all.

She probably came onto him before and it was disgusting and she wont let it go. It's revolt

Fag

blessed leo thread

should i watch romeo + juliet or Screamers (based weller kino with that hot chick from the crush)

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>black “””””””men””””””””””
The absolute STATE of black masculinity

He's actually been in several.

Boats are the most polluting form of transport.

extremely based, ignore these fags saying otherwise

Used to be based but he's gone full Peter Pan so it's a reluctant cringe from me

>Damn, Lady Gaga, you fuckin' fine, all sexy with your not so tight middle aged body and horrific androgynous monster face. I would totally have sex with you.
>YAAAS SHE'S STILL GOT IT!
>DAMN, QUEEN GAGA LOOKS LIKE THAT ?!?

The people in the crowd have never even seen anything this fucking disgusting before, and they can probably taste the stink of the sprayed oils she has on and as she sucks her fat belly in to writhe it suggestively at you, smugly assured that you are enjoying the opportunity to pay for a ticket and sit there and revel in her "statuesque (for that is what she calls herself)" beauty, the beauty she worked so hard for with personal trainers in the previous years.

romeo and juliet is very entertaining

I just came

What's the butt equivalent of me want mommy milkies?

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Leo is italian so he is half nigger, therefore he has a bit italian cock.

Yeah to serve the needs of their customers. Or do you think they just burn oil for the hell of it?

>the interviewer was then kicked out

why?
and where's the source

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Based and redpilled up until your cucked and bluepilled attack on the Catholic Church

wouldn't that be BRAAAP?

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We should be looking into ocean pollution,Algae produce a ton of air

you dont even understand how that data is collected
go ahead look it up
remember, there's a reason we don't call it global warming anymore

me on the left

What is that

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Shut up and go back to making songs about how we should fuck ice cream, Bill.

A scar

Fuck off, Greta.Take your fetal alcohol syndrome face somewhere else.

Gaga with normal makeup is a 9. She was so cute in AHS in the flashback scenes.

He's probably a prostecuck

Based Leo colonizing black women.

>Which is like a dog-years scale
Oh come on, don't be rude.

>how the fuck did the tranny meme with her even start...
Compared to other female pop stars of the time:
>White (most trannies are white)
>Long-ish face for a woman
>Deep-ish voice for a woman
>Large head (compared to her womanlet body)
>Small boobs
>"Meh" hips
>"Weird" and "not stereotypically feminine" style and mannerisms
Many people still believe in the possibility that she's just really good at tucking, or had surgery done.

He's got a long skinny one, just awkward and no fun.

5head

too be fair thats pretty on brand shit for her

>implying its worse than short and fat

>Most trannies are white
Citation needed

In middle school we had a teacher that we used to call Mr. 5head due to his large forehead. He died of brain cancer halfway through the year.

black men
>I GUNNA FUCK YOU SO HAAARD BITCH BUT FIRST I'MA EAT THAT BOOTYHOLE TO GET HORNY UNGH FUCK YEAH FECES GETS ME FUCKIN HARD YOU AIN'T WET BUT FUCK IT I'MA FORCE IT IN UNGH HARDER FASTER FASTER UUUUUNGH YEAH JACKHAMMER TIME THAT HURT HUH BITCH I'MA BREAK YOU IN HALF OOOOGH FUCK GOTTA BREAK THAT BED, GONNA BEAT THAT PUSSY TO DEATH YO ANIMAL STYLE MOTHAFUCKA I'MA SLAP THAT ASS TIL IT BLEEDS UUUUUUUUUUUUGH CUMMIIIIIIIIIIIING yeah I'm done get the fuck off me bitch, door's right there don't fuckin call me

white men:
>I'm already horny and diamond-hard because women's bodies turn me on, so I'm going to actually focus on getting you horny with foreplay until you're wet and ready, pace myself at a decent rhythm while I fuck you, matching your aggressiveness with my own, caressing your body, and whispering sexy shit in your ear, then either before or after I cum I'm going to use my hands, mouth, or cock to make sure YOU cum (before we both go completely numb from friction), then fall asleep together. You want breakfast? I got you a cab. Call me if you want another mind-blowing orgasm.

Black man's sexual success:
>Fuck yeah nigga she BRUISED and SORE, she can't even walk straight cuz'a my BIG DICK and HARD FUCKIN

White man's sexual success:
>She was shaking from cumming so much, now she keeps calling me for more, trying to start dating me and shit before I get locked down with some other girl

Google image search "MtF", compare number of white people to number of people of any other race.

yeah im thinking this post is based

Wasn't this about girlfriends?
I'm sure he fucked a dozen 25+'s already with 20 after Titanic.

>needs 8 inch heels to even have a semblance of an ass
pass

Euuurghh

based and vapepilled

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This. He insists upon himself.

No wonder why he beat her lol

>When you beat her within inches of her life but Leo still beating that pusy better

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Women pretty much universally look like chinless men or teenage boys without makeup, but this shit is inexcusable. Without the clothes, makeup, poses/dances, and that three-quarters of an ass she has, her entire "sex symbol" status goes right out the window. I used to always wonder why women were so insecure, now I know: They value appearances more than anything, but they're coasting by on a patchwork disguise of an appearance, just hoping it can hold together long enough to bring them the appearance of success, before it falls apart.
Women don't suddenly become ugly once they're old, their disguises just start falling apart, or aren't held up anymore.
When men want to seem more attractive, they work out more, eat better, try to learn more, expand their interests, and develop their personalities and social skills to become more interesting. They try to improve their body and mind.
When women want to look good, they get a "push-up" bra, high heels, leggings (basically a butt-bra, and vagina display), darker eye and eyelash makeup, better makeup techniques, lash and nail extensions, and trendy hairstyles. They try to improve their appearance, while their bodies and minds go undeveloped and un-maintained.

based user

If I didn't know who this was I would genuinely think it was a tranny.

Wrong

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>Google
Now Google "Inventors", and most of the top results are black men who invented useless nonsense, instead of people like Edison or Tesla.

That angle makes her ass look completely flat.

What about this angle

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Okay, I actually did. Oh and look at that, only the fifth and eight results were black people, and that's after collages full of white inventors, and with a majority result of images and articles on white and other inventors.
Let me guess, you didn't google "inventor" either? Because after googling "inventor", I had to scroll through several pages to find one black inventor.

Now try google image searching "transsexual", and see that the only results that come up almost as often as white people are Brazilians and Thai.

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Straight-up based.

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That's just because the white ones look better. Type in beautiful women and you get the same result. Bitch nigga.

I love Rihanna's banana shaped boobs.

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still would

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>proving him right
Good job

Torpedo titties need a comeback.

Love her body, so sexy.

Leo got work done on his hairline, right?

>another autist who thinks normal reactions are overreactions
Please stop.

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She has some weird yoga/meditation/whatever “spiritual” bullshit video she did a while back where she’s fully nude. Pussy is visible.

This is the last and final blackpill. Nothing cataclysmic or otherwise truly major will happen during your lifetime, nothing, anytime it looks like we are about to go into WW3 or a meteor is about to hit Earth remember to not quit your job just yet because nothing will ever come of it

best post this board will see all year

absolutely checked, new pasta fellas

Now this is a great post.

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Why are you posting clothed pics? She literally gives zero fucks and gets topless in her music videos.

That's because women aren't as shallow as men are they value personality
Men only value looks, which is why women don't give a shit about developing the mind
Ugly but charismatic men can still get women, ugly but charismatic women only get pitied
Also ugly but smart men get jobs, ugly smart women don't get shit
Being a ugly woman is the worst thing you can think of

Literally have sex

white men
>make her cum, tyrone. please like i never could with my tiny white cock

Fuck, I know a white girl that looks exactly like her with great ass as well

Holy shit I didn't know she was a giant.

Bradley Cooper left 10/10 Russian model for this

oh come on. it's just like "oh shit, I accidentally touched her belly". considering how mental women go in hollywood over something as simple as a bad look, I understand his reaction.
that being said, it's Leo, so he probably just thought "ewww, too old for me".
>inb4 have sex

Holy mackerel of based.

he only did that shit to get his oscar

tldr: incel

It's funny that alt right white incels are clinging to this. No wonder so many end up being mass shooters

Nope, that is a rumor that she has cultivated though because it's good for her image to be unique and weird.

youtube.com/watch?v=jaR0nJU_KOo&t=15m24s

>Based DiCaprio slams on US media

Rihanna is a woman that Dicaprio respected on some level.
They are the aristocracy, Dicaprio makes an effort and gives her the real dick.
Some random groupie? She's a toy that is there for Dicaprios pleasure. Dicaprio has no deeper respect for her and doesn't care what she thinks of his prowess.

>virtue signals about climate change to mask the fact he rides around on private jets and yachts fucking models
>vapes and listens to MGMT while getting his dick sucked by said models and does nothing to them in return
>is a bro and used to get Jonah Hill laid by his orbiters
>COLONIZES Rhianna so hard she still wants his dick years later
yeah I'm thinking he's BASED

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Big Asian companies. Western countries spend billions of dollars on things which barely reduce their pollution output. Just a few years ago I worked construction on a 300 million dollar limestone scrubber that would only reduce nox and sox for the plant it was attached to by about 3-9%

Meanwhile pajeets and chinks are pouring billions of litres of chemical and sewage into the ecosystem every single day, and dumping toxic waste and metric tons of plastic out at sea. And that's just the shit we know about.

Celebrities need to start talking about how shitskins and the chinese need to be wiped out if we want to have this rock for more than 500 more years.

Literally a tranny

that's peak female physique

Creedence Clearwater Revival - It Ain't Me

No. She literally started that rumor herself for publicity right when she adopted the neo-Madonna persona to shoehorn her way into music despite two failed albums as a relatively normal wannabe soft-R&B singer. Brilliant businesswoman, she turned herself into a product and the whole world bought it.

these dubs

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Never before have I seen a post that reeked so much of female incel

>coastal cities contain the highest populations of jews and other crooks who have ruined our societies and poisoned our earth
>global warming causes biblical floods which wash over the coasts and kill billions of humans
>with the worst portion of the human race dead the rest of us pull together and create a new society free of Jews, asians, and liberals
>in 100 years all the pollution from before 2020 is gone
>in 150 years we colonize Mars

yeah bro global warming sounds really awful I sure hope it never happens

Interesting story: I’m in Amsterdam for business a few times a year and I visit hookers in De Wallen there whenever I go. Been doing it for years. Anyway, one of my regular ladies claims that she fucked Rihanna a few years back. No idea if it’s true or not, but that’s what she said.

hhhhnnnnnnnngggggg

wtf is going on here

Looks like that dumb Russian thot who Hereditary’d herself a couple years back.

>That little pouch of belly fat on her toned body

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Seething

holy fuck she's one bad bitch

10/10 pusy, shame about the rest tho

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Here, after 1:24
vimeo.com/71937056

The rumour was started after glastonbury 2009. Her panties went down and looked like a bulge. She pulled off that hermaphrodite rumour. She's clever. It got people talking, it got her name out there and gave her a mega following to she could spread her music.

7:30
youtube.com/watch?v=M3o0Xf5ue9k

more like Reatardo Dicaprio amirite? what the fuck was that autistic shit?

Based

Man at high res its fucking obvious its just her pussy in skin tone underwear

That IS a 10 / 10 pussy wtf

Haha bullshit

What's with these filenames? I see them everywhere on /gif/.

I'll tell you. They are the sign that you are a newfag so lurk more before posting

underrated

You fool, her ass is the one thing she has going for her.

terrible bait, have a pity (you)

>Picture from april 3003
Based time-travel poster

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She's built like a typical big assed Italian womanlet. I'm guessing she has giant areolas and hairy arms as well.

>That's because women aren't as shallow as men

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If we're all dead, we can't pollute anymore. So what's the problem?

Does fucking 10/10 models all the time ever get boring?

women value looks more than any man ever will.

He knows Lady Gaga used to be Gentleman Gaga.

>It's funny how actual low intelligence, low knowledge people like you who even admit to not doing any research

Lol, you filthy sack of shit.

maybe he knows that gaga is a pedophile or been creeping on dicaprio and dicaprio only likes model women

who is saying this? some random ho?

That creature is a fucking hermaphrodite.

he doesn't know...

imagine the smell

hahaha, no wonder he chimped out when he found out

What is your obsession with sex?

t. angry incel

dommy gaga must be something