BILL BURR STATUS: BACK

youtube.com/watch?v=c078AVNTjM4

After one or two lackluster specials, this is going to be his masterpiece. Nia will probably divorce him once this kino comes out. Holy fuck!

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the black and white special would be good if you cut it from 90 to 60 minutes

>mogged by dave
>mogged by bill
Holy kek it's over for liberals

I don't give a fuck about these Boston Irish comedians. They all say the same old shit.

>dude le Edgy comedian please come back and watch, incels
nah

>Trailer
Yeah wow snooze.

Burr is a sellout
Fuck off to reddit

fuck every comedian is going topical. have you see this? have you heard about this? this is late night show tier shit.

No
>dude I'm so edgy! Liberals more like Fiberals! Always lying! Haha racism is real and black people are oppressed tho dude, cmon!

>Nia will probably divorce him
why?

Umm comedy has a right wing bias sweaty

>DUDE OUTRAGE CULTURE LMAO
>BUT SERIOUSLY TRUMP IS SUCH A FUCKING RACIST AND WHITE PEOPLE ARE EVIL AAAAAAGH
Thanks Bill

whoever made this trailer should be fired.
the shitty text shots(whatever they're called) and the actionesque background music makes it look like the trailer of a bad action movie.

I long for WW3 where the US will be nuked to hell.

also cringe

>only 300k views

LMAO

His career is over

he turned into that douche comedian he used to make fun of that jokes about married life and raising kids

I understand it's a huge part of your life but it doesn't make for good comedy

Have sex please

No

Fpbp

>whispering
h-hey guys bill burr here with the monday morning podcast uuuhhhh...Y-you might
>stops talking, sounds of him looking around can be heard
you might be wondering uuhh..why im whispering heheh...uuuhhh
>sounds increasingly nervous
heh i-its because the baby is sleeping...uuuhh..and
>suddenly a hellish shriek can be heard in the background
NNNIIIIIIIGGUUUUUUUUUUUUUHHHHHHHHHHHH
oh sweet jeesus nononono I was so careful no god please
>furious fast steps can be heard coming up the stairs
NIGGUH YOU BEST NOT BE DOIN YO GAY LIL PODCASS IN DA ATTIC AGAIN
fuckfuckfuckfuckfuck the lovely nia oh god I need to hide
>bill can be heard going through stuff frantically trying to hide
>door busts down
>nia can be heard furiously breathing
WHERE ARE YOU LIL NIGGUH
>starts shuffling through stuff throwing shit around laughing and sniffing
I CAN SMELL YO PASTY LIL WHYT ASS YOU KNOW SMELLZ LIKE WET DOG
>throws some boxes to the side
THERE'S MUH LIL TERRIFIED PIECE O' ASS
NO NIA PLEASE NIANIA D-D-DONT PL-
>podcast goes offline

>its another man regrets getting married episode
He knew what he was getting into, I got no sympathy.

he isn't irish

He's a red head, therefor he is irish. Dad comedians aren't funny, no one wants to hear those family jokes other than other boomers.

Fucking based.

>I'm a normie fuck now but I can still milk my anger issues
This nigga fucked up

>a redhead from Boston
>not a fucking mick

>irish
>red-headed

80% of Micks have dark hair. Red hair's more common in Scotland.

Hes irish and german

I've never listened to Bill Bur, is he supposed to be white Dave Chapelle?

Nah, he's like a Reddit version of Patrice O'Neal

he's the guy that laughed too hard and made chappelle leave the country
yup, that's billy freckletits. his life is a powder keg of racial tension

i've never laughed at this guy's jokes. what's the appeal?

Paul Mooney was the one who house nigger guilt tripped Dave

Bill Burr was the one that laughed and triggered him running off to Africa. He left immediately after that happened.
Stop with this revisionist history bullshit now that Dave is pretending he's not thin skinned

You're falling for an Opie and Anthony bit

>Bill Burr was the one that laughed and triggered him running off to Africa
>Dave has one of the biggest shows on tv
>he wants people to laugh because it's a comedy show
>Bill Burr, a less famous, guest actor on the comedy show laughs at the comedy

And this somehow sets off the more funny and famous person? Bill is famously known for being friends with Patrice, safe for Dave to assume he isn't racists.
this is the truth

Based

who gives a shit about comedy, i prefer what he's doing now because i prefer relatibility

don't be an asshole. nobody knows what they're getting into with marriage. nobody.

most irish have fair hair actually
however they have a lot of people with really dark hair (black or almost black) compared to other non-southern Europeans

i saw a lot of this material live, it was very funny. bill is back in business

KEK