There is no way he watches this many movies in a year

there is no way he watches this many movies in a year
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>YUCK!
>Ari Aster: Midsommar
based Italian telling it like it is

>dude i am le wacky I love trout mask replica! XD
Fuck Sacroofie, almost worse than Cuckgay or Fagtano, almost

2 a day 300 days a year is 600. Gives him 9 weeks off. Those 2 a day only amount to 4 hours on average, probably less.
1000 movies a year is entirely doable, even if you have a job.

he probably fast forwards all of them, like that slav stroke *sniff "philosopher"

Keep in mind he also reviews a lot of music, and is also a scientist or something. He doesn't have the time

It's an aggregate of his favorite critics then he adds his score later

This. He also made texts based on vidya and some other stuff, plus he travels a lot etc.
There's simply no way for him to have time to do all that.

>fast forwarding/speedreading/etc
Do people actually do this and still count that thing as read/played/etc?

>>dude i am le wacky I love trout mask replica! XD
he never presented himself in that way
Yea Forums repeated a meme and you are confusing reality with Yea Forums again

He does love that album though
>dude it's intentionally bad, that's why it's good!
He is a retard

these are the "post-post" times user, it doesn't matter anymore

>mfw when viewing scaruffi.com/phi/scaruffi.html for the first time

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that's not what the review says. you just got filtered

>over half of his points are bullshit

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>Religion is the ultimate evil, because it is founded on a lie (God exists)
based

It's fascinanting how he is supposedly such a polymath yet reading that page feels like something out of r/atheism or a "fuck yeah science" page on Facebook. If he really did read, watch etc all that on his page, then this is only another proof that no matter how much things you experience, if your mind is shit then you'll still be a retard.

>GASP!
>4.0/10 Avengers Endgame
Based

this is some fedora-tier dick stroking on the level of a 12 year old.
>i'm such an intellectual because i don't believe in the invisible man in the sky

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Didn't he say he doesn't actually watch most of the movies he reviews and instead reads other reviews to get an idea of what his opinion on a movie would be?

The idea that there is no God because 'life is meaningless' is literally the epitome of edgelord faggotry

>but why bad thing?!
>life no make sense!
>life is pain!

that's fucking retarded holy shit

Don't be so quick to dismiss Piero Scaruffi's artistic opinions. He is, after all, an artist himself (pic related).

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Another pleb filtered by Beefheart, feels good man.

>le filtered
>haha it sounds bad on purpose xD
Almost as bad as harsh noise fans

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What do you mean OP? That looks like 200 movies, which is about 1 a day. Who doesnt have time to watch a movie a day?

it sounds good on purpose, retard

it's actuall closer to 250 and it's only about 2/3 through the year - he is apparently planning on going to another 3 film festivals. no way he's seen all those films

Reminder that he's a retard (but somehow has good taste)

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you have to be a special kind of retarded to actually think this

Why not? That averages to a film a day on average. Again let me ask you, are you really claiming you are so busy you can't watch a movie a day?

I'm a NEET and so far I've gotten through 400 movies this year in addition to a tonne of TV shows...this guys job is a movie critic so of course he will have time to watch a single movie every day. Brainlet.

>6.5 Josie Rourke: Mary Queen of Scots
>6.5 Christian Rivers: Mortal Engines
>6.5 Travis Knight: Bumblebee

>YUCK...:
>5.5 Robert Rodriguez: Alita Battle Angel
I will fucking kill this faggot.