You stepped on your dogs tail a week ago

>You stepped on your dogs tail a week ago
>You will have to save your fingers from a giant fan saw

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goddamn this nigga ugly no wonder he so mad

>you used a bottle of marinara sauce even though the tamper seal on the cap was broken
>you will fall into a vat of molten lava unless you find the key I hid inside your nutsack

>we need budget anthony hopkins
>say no more

>You forgot to tip the waitress a few weeks ago.
>Take this shotgun and blow both your feet off, lmao.

They never should've revealed his intentions, let alone his face.

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>You enjoyed watching Chernobyl
>The key to the exit door is inside this radioactive barrel

Some of these were really weird, especially in the latest movie when he traps a guy who escaped a car crash, that he was responsible for but his friends died. But how did Jigsaw know that? Didnt they say he was cleared of any charge, and they dont show John being there.
I also hate these movies for creating a fanbase that says "technically he's not killing them, so he's not a murdered ;))", yes he fucking his, especially in the cases when only 1 subject can survive out of multiple. And fuck the final movie for being so dull.

>YOU AND YOUR FRIENDS ARE RACISTS!

>You get to go home. Rught after you give me a high five!

lol

>You once crop dusted a young lady when riding the train.
>Inside the tank is the key to your way out, but also 400 pounds of fecal matter, collected by my apprentice Amanda.
>In 60 seconds, a match will be struck, igniting all the methane in the room.
>Live or die, it's your choice.

>ends up giving a better performance than hopkins in a fucking low budget horror movie
Pottery

Also the apprentice thing always bothered me alot like maybe one person who survived goes on to help him because they are demented or whatever but this guy had practically a whole team of disciples despite nearly killing all of them and all while recovering from cancer the first girl was a cutie tho

>Hey man, thank you so much for forcing me to saw off my foot, I really do appreciate life now and I'm totally gonna help you
It was retarded as fuck, I kinda liked Hoffman tho, but I really disliked retarded shit like that

>You forgot to pick up a bubblegum wrapper at your friend's house when you were 7
>You will have to prevent a coke vending machine crushing your newborn son in 10 minutes

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>You called me ugly on an anonymous anime image board three years ago
>Now you must place your face into acid

>>You once crop dusted a young lady when riding the train.
but why do that to anyone?

and you know that Amanda loved doing it too.

The real guilty one here is Yea Forums not protecting my identity

Power move
I like to do it when I walk by a couple.

Hopkins has been doing endless trash these past decades. Fucking Transformers? Really?

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You're taking a popcorn flick too seriously you spergs. What's next, getting mad at Friday The 13th movies for not being thorough in their explanations too?

Why wouldn't any of this work in real life?

If we're being honest, we all know his only good role. His later portrayals of Hannibal were hammy as fuck.

>You forced your ex to have an abortion.
>You will now creampie Amanda and raise the child.
>If you don't cum in her, the nanobots in your balls will explode.
>Splooge or lose. You decide

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Yeah I'll just die.

releasing your pheromones makes people attracted to you

had genuine belly laughs, thanks for posting

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How you holding up Kanye?

Pleb

These movies are basically Friday The 13th for edgy 12 year olds

They are nothing like Friday The 13th in any way. More like Se7en

Who's Amanda?