Jerry, I let her check her email on my computer but I forgot to log out of furaffinity
Jerry, I let her check her email on my computer but I forgot to log out of furaffinity
Ayden Thompson
Sebastian Morgan
>You FORGOT to logout?
Blake Murphy
*door swings open*
>Hey George! I hear you really
*clicking noises*
>screwed the pooch
Hunter Nelson
wow 2019 seinfeld sounds great
>jerry, kramer says you've been harassing POC's on instagram again!
>but george, i've been streaming myself beating off to furry porn for the past 4 hours! how could it have been me?
then the bassline kicks in
Carson Reyes
Gay
Aiden Robinson
>George starts looksmaxxing
>gets tinder gold
>brags about his 10 matches
>Kramer sees
>he has 1000s of matches
>George can’t believe it and ask how
>”because I’m kramer”
Bading gading bumbah dum bum bum buum bum bumm bum
David Campbell
>looksmaxxing
the fuck is that
Jace Wright
I believe it's the concept of personal grooming retooled for the Yea Forums crowd
James King
sounds like some faggot zoomer shit.
Asher Anderson
>Kramer: NIGGER!
>Elaine: Yikes.
>Jerry: Cringe.
>George: Sounds about right.
Nicholas Garcia
Have you read the fake script of post 9/11 seinfeld were jerry is obsessed with dust?
Lucas Cruz
ipad
David Sanders
Maxing out your "look" stat
Jaxson Edwards
>In “Twin Towers,” Jerry, George, Elaine, and Kramer all deal with slightly mundane 9/11-related conundrums that, naturally, wind up intersecting with one another in the episode’s finale. Jerry develops an aversion to the dust that’s settled over New York City; Elaine discovers—much to her chagrin—that the guy she wanted to dump didn’t end up dying in the attack; George is mistaken for a mysterious hero who saved a dozen people from the World Trade Center; and Kramer tries to get the government to replace his box cutters, which were stolen by his friend and used in the 9/11 hijacking.
hahaha holy fuck dude
Christopher Moore
Jose Brooks
The Gender Reveal
> George accidentally enters the women’s bathroom at work. Upon being discovered, he pretends to be transitioning.
> Kramer gets thrown out of a silent disco for misgendering the DJ.
> Elaine and Jerry spoil a gender reveal party.
> “I don’t understand the point of being ‘gender fluid.’ I work very hard to keep my gender dry.”
Charles Fisher
The Switch Hitter
> George’s girlfriend tearfully “comes out” as bisexual. A confused George offends her when he asks her if she needs help picking.
> Elaine accidentally swipes right on a woman on Tinder.
> Jerry and Kramer pretend to be exes in order for Kramer to seduce a hipster girl.
> G: “This whole bisexual thing is screwing with my head. I’m a man! She’s a woman! Nothing’s changed! No new information has been conveyed!”
> J: “Well, when you discover a new skill you feel the need to share the news with people.”
Liam Harris
>silent disco
?
Asher Campbell
The Standoff
> Elaine is fired when she spends the entire afternoon in a “stall standoff” in the office bathroom.
> George gets in a standoff with his boss.
> Jerry dates a girl with IBS.
> Kramer markets a machine that makes sounds in the bathroom to cover up the sound of bowel movements. The sounds are those of recorded bowel movements.
> J: "Your machine is supposed to cover up the sound you make in the stall-- "
> K: "With sounds of its own, yes."
> J: "And that doesn't defeat the purpose of covering up for you at all?"
> K: "Well, it's not yours, is it?"
Joseph Ward
>Jerry dates a girl who has no social media at all, which he finds strange
>Elaine uses Bumble's friend finder to find more female friends, but they keep trying to have sex with her
>Kramer is making money by catfishing people online with pictures of Elaine, but gets in trouble when he catfishes a member of the Indian mafia
>George gets upset when Kramer accidentally catfishes Frank
Owen Bennett
elain get snapchap hairry pussy
Ian Phillips
>Elaine tries to send a sexy DM to her boyfriend but accidentally uploads nudes to her instagram story
>George is upset that nobody will follow his instagram account
>Kramer runs a successful "Soups of New York" instagram with hundreds of thousands of followers, but ruins it when he tries to get free food from restaurants by featuring their soup
>Jerry dates an influencer who is really hot but is always making him take photos of her
Caleb Barnes
everyone wears synchronised headphones. you've really never heard of them?
Jack Nelson
I havent been to a club since 2008
Aaron Nguyen
>Jerry dates an influencer who is really hot but is always making him take photos of her
God this is relevant
Andrew Powell
>Jerry Calls an Uber
>Kramer shows up in Jerry's car... he's been using it to drive for uber while Jerry is gone
>Meanwhile George and Elaine try making etra money on apps like taskrabbit, but end up having to price themselves so low to be competitive that they actually lose money
KINO
Cameron Campbell
Grayson Rivera
Yep.
Connor Cruz
>and Kramer tries to get the government to replace his box cutters, which were stolen by his friend and used in the 9/11 hijacking
Jonathan Powell
Kramer Fills Tesla with gas. That is all
Christian Price
*Door opens*
Kramer: Yeahhhh buddy, it's over!
Jerry: what? What's over?
Kramer: the niggers Jerry, they've just moved in next door. Now all I hear is beep bop boomin *hits his head with his hand* negro music.
*Audience dies in hysterical laughter*
Logan Baker
>everyone wears synchronised headphones.
That's the most retarded thing I've ever heard
Zachary Ward
Is there a place where people are getting these ideas? Or is it just spontaneous creativity?
Jack Ramirez
jeri
Gabriel Parker
Sounds like retarded zoomer shit.
Hudson Watson
they're getting them from your sisters cunt.
Lincoln Hall
ipad?
Kayden Rodriguez
>and Kramer tries to get the government to replace his box cutters
das it mane
Carson Morris
>jerry get uber
>kramer shows up in jerry car
>jerry spill food in car and has to pay kramer the fine
>kramer doesnt clean jerry car because jerry spill food