Why were designed to be half-naked? It's historically incorrect, and it just feels homosexual

Why were designed to be half-naked? It's historically incorrect, and it just feels homosexual.

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You feel homosexual.

In reality they were full naked

Literally unironically nothing wrong or homosexual about jerking off to this movie, back to r*ddit

its based on a comic not on the actual history happening.

>this movie gave me boners and made me think more about my sexuality and i don't like that
t.op

sauce?

Who cares? It was overrated garbage anyways.

>It's historically incorrect, and it just feels homosexual.
BUT YOU DREAM, user

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i can give you my cocksauce

t.faggot butthurt at someone making fun of his gay porn

nah, kys incel.

I'm sorry you couldn't watch this and stay flaccid bro these must be confusing times for you

you want to kys incels?

fucking dope, come and kys me bro

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kys means off yourself cumbrain

Too bad brainlets don't get that.

I lowkey believe the director was a faggot

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>lel randem gai jokes funee xd
Unironically kill yourself, you dumb useless piece of shit.

Can you retards stop overusing this word?

I lowkey believe you're highkey gay af

i wonder how regularly they saw other mens dicks. I have never seen another mans dick in real life that wasn't my own.

Good post

are you the type of person that creates a gay relationship in your head canon when two male characters have a friendship in a movie?

>NOOOO YOU CANT HAVE MEN WITH THEIR SHIRTS OFF IN A MOVIE WHAT IF I GET HARD?!

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reminder that they all died for this

>Because Spartan men spent much of their time living in barracks or at war, Spartan women were in charge of the household.[31] Due to this Aristotle was critical of Sparta, claiming that men were ruled by the strong and independent women, unlike in the rest of Greece.[32] Aristotle also criticised Spartan women for their wealth. He attributed the state's precipitous fall during his lifetime, from being the master of Greece to a second-rate power in less than 50 years, to the fact that Sparta had become a gynocracy whose women were intemperate and loved luxury.

>just feels homosexual
Before the battle depicted in the movie, Xerxes sent a Persian spy to scout the Spartan camp. When he got there, he was spotted, but nobody drew arms in defense. In fact they did not seem concerned at all. Instead, he reported to Xerses that they simply continued combing their hair and doing their daily exercises.

Immortals >>> 300.

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The comic has a really obscure title that you may not find on google. Its called 300

No, kysing means locking lips with someone

Color me surprised

People never make movies about the Athenians, but it's undeniable that they firmly established themselves as the Uberchads of Greece (well, in a manner of speaking). Maybe Nordicists are correct when they say the Spartans were all white and blonde, it would explain all their initial success ending because they let their women do everything for them.

>shirtless
And they also wear leather speedos. And the main villain is some giant wearing only panties and some jewels with makeup on.

Yeah. The claim that this movie is softcore gayporn is undeniable, and no brainlet on Yea Forums can change that.