Roomates sucker me into watching a movie

>roomates sucker me into watching a movie
>agree
>movie is good
>get invested
>look over
>all of them are on their phones

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Just have sex bro

>roomates
>s
good god how awful. I hope you're living in the third world.

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Why aren't you on your phone right now? So fucking old.

>Bro suckers me into watching a movie that he says is really good
>It's boys don't cry
>Tell him he's fucking retarded
>He says it's good I have to watch it
>Get to the infamous rape scene
>I call the dudes fags for not smashing the slut and nutting in her
>Bro looks visibly uncomfortable and turns off the movie
>Looks like has to say something but says it's nothing.
>Get drunk and watch anime
>Wake up to his girfriend sucking my dick in the dark
>Holds my hands down gently hops on top of me handles my dick and slides...tries to slide down my dick
>Every inch is a struggle.
>I pull my hands from hers grip her waist and pull her down hard
>A loud scream and deep throaty moan
>She puts her hand on my face and pushes me back before steadying herself.
>She shudders a bit and I can feel her tighten around and milk my cock
>I hump up into her hard, her body tenses I bounce her onto my dick
>That night I smashed my friends girlfriend in the dark, I got the message, she didn't want me to kiss her.
>It's too intimate. This was just sex.
>Next morning she was gone and my bro, the man I had betrayed last night, was cooking breakfast.
>I was going to leave but he told me to stick around and eat something.
>I had to take a shower to wash her sex off of me.

So yeah.
I fucked my bro's girlfriend last week.

What mobie

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This gives me anxiety

BASED

It would have been more interesting if your room mates sucked you off

>room mates sucker me into getting drunk
>they all rape me when i pass out

f a k e

yeah... with your roommates

well, they already watched it

>roomates sucker me into watching a movie
>agree
>movie is good
>get invested
>look on Yea Forums
>threads say it's bad
>immediately lose all interest

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>get home
>roommate is sprawled on the couch looking at phone while modern family plays on tv
>"put on something good"
>scroll thru find The Big Lebowski just starting
>narration begins
>roommate "ugh I can't handle that voice"
>leaves room and goes to watch Trolls on his laptop

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>get home
>live alone
>drink heavily
>watch Lee Marvin movie
>drink more
>still don’t eat
>go to bed

>>watch Lee Marvin movie
Was it based Point Blank?
youtube.com/watch?v=b3gj5_6DHRY

They were shitposting about you on pol

Actually it was, user. I was going to watch the dirty dozen but I’ve seen it so many times.

No wonder they were such fags

>roommates sucker me into getting drunk
>they all rape me when i pass out
>I live with my parents

>roommates sucker me into watching a movie
>agree
>movie is good
>get invested
>look over
>His bull Tyrone starts fucking his wife and he's watching the movie from the corner of the room while jerking off
>he turns off the movie
>tells me
>"i don't have enough time to finish it user"
>"gotta go watch my kids"

I think Zoomers are fucked. Like I know they are human, but I do not consider them to be remotely the same as the people that came before them. I'm serious. This whole being raised by smartphones and consuming half their day staring at a tiny screen consuming mainstream garbage has ruined them. All the younger people I work with pull their phones out hundreds of times a day, impulsively, and get like half the shit done that I do, they can't handle silence, gotta be blasting nigger pop trap beats because paying attention to what you are working on is impossible for them. That's why they pull out their phones during a movie. They've never gone more than 10 minutes without checking their phones before, why stop for a movie? They have also lost the ability to do math, navigate, or even imagine / visualize things.

I can't even imagine what the next generation is going to be liked, this is some next level shit.

Tripcode filtered. Faggot.

Wtf is wrong with people? Like most of you guys are autists but you can understand the importance of social rituals eh? It's more about the social experience than just the movie. I live on my computer but when I'm with friends and family, I'm fully engaged in the moment, I never disrespect people with apathy. Fucking phones man. Anxiety isn't real, it's just a dangerous side effect of these walls we have put up.

>it's everyone else's fault I'm a boring loser

is she hot

They are also shitposting on Yea Forums
No one knows

>get home
>browse 4chin
>Yea Forums suckers me into watching a movie
>it's actually bad
>lose 2 hours of my life
fuck you Yea Forums I'm doing myself a better job at wasting my life

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Phones are great man. They're just also an outlet for rude people to be... rude.

Instant gratification. We are heading straight for that society in Wall-e. Again my roommate in question gets all his news from snapchat stories. He literally asked me yesterday "why do you watch depressing videos, just be happy".

Hell even my old boss couldn't keep his eyes off his phone, I came to him with a concern about a complicated issue and his eyes were transfixed on Instagram and when I was done he me to repeat it because he was "focused on other things"

Jelly. Always had fantasies about being a rape victim. Only if the guys were hot though

*HONK HONK*

Where the fuck do you work

It was a brief stint at a corporate office in the logistics department.

Damn I work in logistics and I've never met anyone that unprofessional.

bro... we're all boys...

The 3 replies didn't get the joke, have a you from someone who did

Oh believe me I've got stories for days. I even went to HR because he was verbally abusive and blamed me for a lot of fuck ups that were on him; a week after I went to HR, two days before my benefits were to kick in, they let me go due to a "business decision". Terrible company

What kind of logistics

making sure your mom has enough dicks to suck

got his ass dude

that's teach him to make fun of warehouse workers

Shipping and receiving for a fairly large big box Sporting goods store

>all on the phone not paying attention
>next day, they talk about every single detail

normies

>>look over
stop it

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>Watching master and commander with gf
>scene where the guy falls into the sea and they have to cut him off
>OMG ARE THEY REALLY GOING TO DO THAT? JUST SWIM TO HIM
>no, it's better to lose 1 than multiple
>thats fucking stupid i want to watch something else
>unironically broke up a week later

why can't women understand this movie?

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So what? Let them enjoy the film at their leisure, the way they want.

>recommend a show to my dad
>frequently just walks off to go to the toilet without pausing, making food without pausing

IM NEVER FUCKING RECOMMENDING ANYTHING EVER AGAIN DAD

You don’t browse your phone in the theater, how’s the living room any different?

Stop giving a shit about how anyone else behaves you faggot, all that matters to you is you. If they wana be ADHD riddled faggots who can't pull their eyes away from a tiny meaningless screen to watch a larger slightly less meaningless screen so be it, I find it annoying to but why give a shit about anyone else missing out on something because they're a slave to impulse.

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what's the joke?

GET BACK IN YOUR FUCKING BOX DAVEY.

It was a lesser of two wevils

they're bad for your eyesight and posture though regardless of the downstream effect on soshulaizing

the roomie was a grill like in the swank flick

you don't take your shoes off in the theater either so why take them off in the living room?

>microwaves give you cancer bro

It’s about being respectful.

>watching movie with tinder date
>she starts trying to fuck me 10 mins in
ugh roasties

based and volcel pilled

>watching movie with family in dark room
>they start pulling their phones up halfway through and a bright white light starts to fill the room

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BASED IRRESISTIBLE CHAD

That never stopped the greeks.
They fucked whoever they wanted to shame back in the day.

really makes you think...

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