Everything wrong with john wick 3

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>doctor asks wick to shoot him even though nobody would even know he helped him
bullshit. nothing is secret and (ironically) everyone knows it. you dont have to know specifically how theyd find out, but point is, (((they))) would find out.

i was a bit disappointed from the ending. was really expecting ajudicator to get shot in her fat fucking face.

because she was a woman or because shes black?

here's your chapter 4 villain bro

Based as hell. I want to fuck the dyke out of her.

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It felt like sequel bait. I really liked it but the ending was basically completely uncathartic. I’d rather we had a proper ending that teased a trailer than a full cliffhanger.

same i just wanna make her feel like a girl

i really wanted a hobo to come up from behind and shoot her

how did wick survive that fall?
it suddenly turned into capeshit

if youd pick her over the dumb chick from the second movie, youre big gay

He got shot by halle berry when he first met her and then nothing ever came of it. He's probably gonna have his finger back magically in john wick 4 too.

When she first showed up and wasn't speaking, I assumed she was another mute androgynous chick.

isn't his jacket bulletproof

judging from other scenes, he likely has at least one broken rib. it didnt penetrate, but it fucked him up for a bit. afterwards, sheer willpower and determination kept him going

What was with that body armor the hotel raiders had. I know there is some armor that will stop a handgun round but it wouldn't bounce off completely would it?

the par with the doctor that confused me was are we to think they'd believe that John missed getting a critical shot on the doctor twice?

Absolutely; tomboy taming is an exquisitely tasteful and patrician fetish. I'd shape and mold her into the ideal feminine-acting tradwife, wearing nothing but aprons and sundresses around the house, barefoot and pregnant perpetually, but also make her keep the trashy tattoos and short dykish haircut, to remind her of how she used to be and instill in her a constant state of cognitive dissonance.

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why are we even here?
just to suffer?

I thought she was Lizzy Caplan for a bit and wondered what the hell happened

when does wick go to meet the chinese high table and team up this guy

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absolutely nothing, OP is fag

Both

It was better than the second film at least. Had more hand to hand stuff. The gun fights still went on for a bit too long but not as bad as JW2.

>how did wick survive that fall?

Out of all the scenes that came across as the most retarded. I suppose him being muh John Wick we're just supposed to accept it, but still.

I've rewatched it again just yesterday and yeah my main complaint is that the fights are too dragged out
>the fight with the dogs where the action is on halle for like 5 minutes
>she's doing the equivalent of playing an RPG and spamming the same combo of stun (getting dogs to bite) -> execute (shooting downed dudes) over and over
>the whole final bit of lots of japs into 2 small japs into 1 big jap taking forever
>they blew their load by having fully armored dudes with automatic weapons that cant be beaten unless john gets into CQC range and shoots under their helmet in the third movie already, how the fuck is this going to get topped?
Also I still am unsure about the ending
I assume the idea here was Winston trying to "save" John by """"killing""""" him, since him staying up there has him at a 100% chance of dying as the High Table will keep coming and coming for him, whereas opposed to him falling down however many stories that is he's got a slim chance to survive that fall and as long as the High table believes he's dead there won't be a contract on him
Is that correct? Or did Winston really betray him in the end?

No, you (and the High Table) are meant to believe that John didn't shoot to kill and merely wanted to incapacitate someone he knew wasn't much of a threat otherwise

Yeah I think Winston was trying to save John, whether or not John knows that is tbd

winston was helping him, like when he gave him some time before the contract on him started at the end of wick 2/beginning of wick 3
apparently the story going forward is the high table are the bad guys now, but they did nothing wrong

I figure they went with John shooting the doctor when he refused to help then after two shots, John just raided the medicine cabinet and left.

I agree full heatedly. The raid guys felt out of place. But i thought this was better than the other two. Also i hate cgi blodd and cgi muzzle flash why can't we have squibs like the old days?

Halle Berry and her dogs were my favourite part it was unique, seeing john use the same judo throw headshot combo got boring after a while.

And why do the goons in this movie walk into john, you have guns use cover.

This wick 3 sucked. i dont want the Raid. I want john wick

>keanu reeves chapter john 3 wick parabellum
what the fuckery kind of name is that?

>keanu using judo throw headshot x300 is boring
>halle doing dog bite headshot x300 is unique
what dude

Tell me what other movie has tactical dog fights.

Wick has a suit that could stop bullets...

Did he? I know those that raided the hotel at the end had armour that could stop bullets and the only way they could be killed was shooting them in the neck or with armour-piercing shotgun rounds to the head.

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True that there was only so many times you could see a certain move, like 2 shots to the chest and muh head shot finish. JW3 seemed to be low on that and went more for hand-to-hand stuff and swords and knives.

He got the magic bullet proof suit in the second one

>Nice Jacket
Try watching the movie sometime

John Wick 2.
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I see. I've only see that once, and I forgot based Peter Serafinowicz was in it.

The point is that the high table can say that rules are rules, but the rules were shit to begin with, thus the high table has to be taken down

yes

honestly the 2nd and 3rd movies almost feel like self parody of themselves. they jerk themselves off so much about the whole "woooow its john wick aaaa" thing that it comes across like a parody. in the first movie it was serious shit.

Better than the second movie by a long shot, the second movie was like a really bad parody of the first. The story in JW3 is also pretty dumb but the action scenes were at least fun to watch. The worst parts of the sequels are that they make John Wick out to be a moronic faggot who just sort of does whatever people push him to do because he has barely any real goals of his own.

The whole morocco subplot was pure LARP cancer jesus christ

Was John wearing the special suit from 2 at that time? You know, the bulletproof one (but still leaves huge bruises because nothing is stopping the kinetic power)?

And if so, did Winston know? I still think he double crossed him once shit got real.

Where the fuck did they find all those tattoo s°y looking faggots ? Portland ? Where the fuck does such people live ? What kind of real job do they have ?

The first movie was also awful. You only watch it for gun kino. 1 = 3 >>>> 2. The whole killer secret society is gringy as fuck. It look like it has been written by a high schooler.

nut shots

Dude literally every other California white dude looks like that these days