Commando 1985

Nah, it was hollow

Russian version is superior.

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Even seeing it when i was a kid this was kino

holy shit i never realized that was alyssa milano

oh they definitely did

Most Arnold Schwarzenegger films are kino viewings as a kid.

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Her nickname is Conan, you know.

>remember, Alyssa, when I said I wouldn't obliterate your little pink pusy with my girthy austrian schlong until you were of legal age?
>I lied

You can clearly see it isn't.

i knew arnie was fricken based but this is on a whole nother level

>the fucking deer
if I didn't know it was true I would swear it was satire

Would she really be worth saving given what we now know about Alyssa Milano and her annoying ways?

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That's some pre-teen steam.

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I could enjoy a long, raunchy description of that

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probably the fairest, most accurate portrayal of a cunnybro in cinema

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How do I get a gf like this, bros?

The earnest dumbness of the movie really makes it. It is obvious the director wasn't ware of how silly most of the stuff about it was. Some things just are better with a touch if incompetence.

Fuck off kristinafag

It's just so fucking awesome

No that guy was an animatronic

CHENNY!

Can someone tell me what the point of painting your face is?

check out this guy pretending to be canadian

Arnie on one end, immense, glistening. Even this peak-performance athlete is being exhausted by the force he's putting into the act of thrusting his meaty penis in and out of the tight anus in front of him, breathless with the pace and vigour with which he's mercilessly pummeling that tender hole
At the other end, Alyssa, fully clothed, fucking Vernon Wells' throat with a strapon. Got you you fucking pedrophile you thought I was describing Arnie having anal sex with a little girl, didn't you? Filthy bugger, you're lucky I don't call the internet cops on you. Say 5 hail marys and an our father.

Ninja tactics. Blend in to general shrubbery and greenery.

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decrease shine and add more dark spots to help you blend better.

Cool.

Arnie's has the front and she's trying to make eye contact but he's just flexing in a mirror miring himself like pat bateman. The australian is trying his hardest to make her cum in the back but she barely notices.

Breaks up your outline IRL

my grandma only had like three movies at her house growing up. the wizard of oz, swiss family robinson, and commando for some reason. looking back it's really weird because you can't even take the lords name in vain around her. i've probably seen this movie 20 times. definitely my favorite arnold

our brains are really good at detecting facial features

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DILLON!

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my grandmother would keep stuff around the house that she didn't like just for guests

Why didn't he just assassinate the president?

Animu version is superior

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based.

>this happens on it's own if you leave a bug around a leaf for a million years
ok, atheist

Best thread on Yea Forums right now

Them feeding the deer is unironically my favorite movie shot of all time.

Why was this a delet?

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Jannies gone wild

Reminder that Commando is Arnolds best movie

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Love, also use the archive retard archive.4plebs.org/tv/thread/120295973

>Last Action Hero
>Only decent

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I know what it was, I'm using Yea Forums X so I can still see it, silly. I've been in the thread since the beginning.

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they look like little robots or pokemon

>you will never be arnie in 1985 making out with prime alyssa milano while casually holding a tree trunk

Conan the Barbarian is still his best movie but I ain't even mad.
Also I still enjoy Red Sonja for nostalgia, some of the designs, and the soundtrack.

why would god create bugs that look like leaves to help them escape predators. why not just not make the bugs. or make them have no predators.

>prime alyssa milano

She was 11 and looked like a dude.

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Like I said, prime.

hey fuck you you're not me
like I said, prime

MODS

>power to create beyond any others level of comprehension
>don't get creative and have some fun with it

Jingle all the way should be in kino tier.
Move Last action hero and end of days to stick around tier and move down the last stand to decent tier.
Also not Arnie fault that Batman and Robin was shit, he was the only good thing in that movie.

I'm afraid that my condition has left me cold... To your pleas of mercy

Big reason why she was picked actually.

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seems convoluted, maybe a bit cruel

I like every movie in this picture.

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I demand you put true lies in the highest tier

>Imagine

Who are you to question the Grand Design?

It follows the source material. A good chunk of the bible is just god fucking with people to see if they stay faithful.

>liking red heat, conan the barbarian, or predator
fucking plebeians

>Gifs that Nu-Males will never understand

Gotta explain why shitty things seem to happen arbitrarily even when you're the chosen people, right?

>I demand you put true lies in the highest tier
I'm sorry, Harry, I know this has got to be painful. But you gotta admit, it's pretty damn funny. I mean, if it was just some idiot and not you, you'd be laughing your ass off.

Because he wanted to prove the devil wrong he ruined his followers lives? Lmao

Say that to my face and not online and see what happens.

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Was it Cameron?

JANNY

Trade Last Action Hero with the Eraser and put true lies for kino for pete sake,otherwise good list.
I totally agree with movies like the last stand and Conan the destroyer in this list too...

Her podcast is kino

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*calypso starts playing*

hmmmmm cunny

Its nuts how many good movies he had. Was he the last true movie star?
He did so many movies for different studios, and almost all were good

It makes you look cool

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This scene cured my racism

fuck you nigger

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>Using Red Army WW2 tactics
Based

Spray and pray? Serious question, what is that tactic?

holy shit, just imagine it

t. Epstein's ghost

it was the stunt coordinator

Fire superiority. Literally just means sending more bullets at the enemy than they do at you. PPSh-41 submachinegun was instrumental in the Red Armys success against the Wermacht

The first step is to open yourself to being arrested and found out.

>Never got a sticky
OoooOooOoo

>ghost

>Spray and pray?

Yes.

I would Spray her and Pray to not be found.

>that kino scene when matrix and cooke are fighting in the motel and the bust in the other room where the girl jumps up and you see those titties
pretty sad there's no random titties scenes in action movies

DDAAAAAANNNNGGGGGG

Why is love illegal, bros?

WAIT HOLY FUCK

THIS IS ALYSSA MILANO?

God, girls should just be shot when they turn 17

I hope that's a boy

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Why do we have all these zoomers on this board?

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End of days and Sabotage too high
Destroyer too low
Other than that looks ok

God, what a shit overrated actor...

Is this before or after her two abortions?

i cannot take anybody seriously if they liked conan the barbarian and claim to not be gay. it's one or the other. either you're straight and a faggot or you liked the movie and admit to liking cocks.

>i cannot take anybody seriously if they liked conan the barbarian and claim to not be gay
This might be the most zoomeer post i have ever seen