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With Steve and Tony at the cool kids table

4

Never ate in the caf, always ate right outside it while standing around with the lads. Fucking chill guys but god damn I never could remember any of their names.

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1 and constantly hit on emma watson

4 or 5.

>sitting next to 2 people who want to kill each other is cool
Yikes

6 to see if i can fuck wonder woman

dare I say, based?

2
everything else has worse social circumstances

4 is objectively the only correct answer

I ate outside with the squad out on the concrete benches inbetween the music and science buildings on the walkway near the parking lot.

I went to a small catholic k-8 and we didnt even have a cafeteria. We ate outside. If i rained we ate in out classrooms.
I went to an LAUSD high school and the only kids that ate in the cafeteria were the beaner kids that had to use lunch tickets to get their tax-payer subsidized burrito.

furthest away from where they serve the food with the losers or at the retard table with 5 people depending on how late I am.

6

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Outside

t. poorfag

AND MY TAX

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everyone except 2 and the occasional chat with 1

>cath middle
Fucking hell, my condolences.

Out in the hallway like I always did in high school.

Have fun getting your throat ripped out when the pitbull thinks you're taking his food. I'll be safe from it because cap and iron man will kill it instantly but not before you die.

Out of all of those, 4 probably

5

6 is the strongest table.
But realistically I would sit by myself.

lying on the bench on table 6, face up, feet towards chewbacca

who is that?

Who is the dog?

pitbull threads I think

Do zoomers care about harry potter?

1, fuck Hermione

It was actually a really good school and I had an 8th grader big tit gf when I was in 7th grade. Whenever I hear Far Behind by Candlebox I think of those junior high dances.

have we become facebook 2.0?
why are you posting this shit here?

I’d like to say 1 to mack on Hermine, but honesty it’s 4 to try to buddy up with Gandalf.

Some early zoomers do, not so much with younger ones

Daily reminder when you lower the barrier of entry to anything, it's quality suffers.

4. Fuck John Wick's shitbull.

Roll

Zack

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>the amount of 5s in this thread

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With John Wick. He has a nice doggo.

>lower the barrier
How easily one forgets.

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>lower the barrier of entry to anything,
The barrier to entry hasn't changed since the website's conception.

2

Damn he looks so young and fit there. How could he let himself go :(

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I actually had friends in school

4, would have been 3 before Disney.

I eat on the roof

now this one is hard. Both 3 and 6 are appealing

1- overrated garbage
2- overrated garbage
3- overrated garbage
4- overrated garbage
5- overrated garbage
6- underrated masterpieces

Hmm, the choice is really hard.

Fucking 6 of course.

6

where is the son of the mask?

shaggy is normietier and X sucks is dead, sneed is literal discordspam, soijack is tiresome too.
I'll go for prequel memes because they're always funny.
I also like how you kinda gave up and didn't even put anything over keanu

replace 5 with Bane and CIA

>DCEU are the goth kids
>Superman was a football chad who adopted the goth life style to get with the goth stacy (Wonder Woman)
>Batman is just Batman

basis

4 probably has weed

I WANT TO SIT NEXT TO EMMA WATSON SO I CAN FUCK IN HER IN ASS! (caps)

I'm hittin up micky d's with my boys to bulk up on mcdoubles.
We were the only ones actually working out in p.e. gym room.
Fucking dyel faggots doing pushdowns with 20lbs or pressing 10lbs with flared ass elbows lmfao
God HS was good when you weren't fucking ugly and out of shape.
Fucking noodle armed fags cope with "you'll work for me" excuse.
Pussy I got a great job, great gf, great house, great body and great life.
Im fuckin blessed.

I'd sit there so I could find out for sure and then snitch on them to my only friend, the school principal

7

I always considered doing that, but fuck I don't want to be spending a half hour sitting in a place that quiet obviously smells like a restroom. I'd rather sneak out into hallways or into an empty class room and hide out there.

1 and cuck Potter

I used to hide in the abandoned classroom at the end of the hallway

Sheev is the coolest kid

3

Fuck the rest

I eat lunch alone

3 cause Chewie is a mega bro
Keanu is an autist
Ironmeem and cap are assholes and bullies
Frodo is gay
Wonder woman is flat af and batman is an edgelord
Hermayonnaise only has eyes for Harry

2 for memes
3 for real

Dude weed lamao!11!

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how old is table 5

His daughter committed suicide

I'd sit with Hermione so I can groom her and then smash her tight cunny

i meant 1 but i guess i'm retarded

Nigger are you really going to try and do a mass-shooting while John Wick is there?

reddit

Yea Forums

I'd probably just walk and pretend like I have to be somewhere. Occasionally, I'll take a few big bites of my food when I'm sure no one is watching

based and truthpilled

fuck you, cunt, i'm eating lunch with palpy, and there's nothing you can do to stop me

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also reddit

also Yea Forums

I hope you die painfully

I would just go home honestly. My house was a 10 minute walk away from my highschool

based

report

formerly killed softly

I fucking hate these stupid facebook memes

3 or 4

nigger.

i didn't go to lunch school
i went out for lunch

I will never understand DC fans that are not children.

1, but only if it's movie 1 or 2 hermione. Gonna get me some of that loli pussy

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This is literally the worst meme I've ever seen, how can this shit be popular?

I won't gain anything from any of them except maybe the Harry potter kids could teach me a magic trick. So I'll take them

>skipped my answer
What am I then? 4channel?

just imagine how much work went into calling all these people reddit just for not eating lunch alone.

2

Unironically, with how good the jokes are on this website I refuse to believe everyone was a loser. Being a smartass will at least get you people to chat with during lunch. Hell, I hung my out the smash bros melee group one year and hot topic punks another, purely on my ability to occasionally crack wise.

Has to be 5.
If going by movies liked then 5. If going by who would be cool to chill with, fictional character wise, then 2. If going by who would be cool to chill with, real actor-wise, then 5 again. Chris Evans and Ben Affleck are unhinged Laftfags.

... but. If 3 is OT then 3 for characters (not real life actors though).

Too many distinctions!

I would sit with the Joker and plan our mass shooting

If I were still in high school I'll probably end up either eating outside or at the subway down the street.

Fuckload of normies here but robots and cyborgs are still around.
I always went home and just during this thread I realised my parents always knew that I was an omega and just played along with my 'too cool for school' excuses :((

this guy gets it

The internet hate machine has always been about friendship and tolerance. It's why so many old memes went mainstream online.

There's a big difference between joking around on an anonymous online imageboard and making jokes in real life in front of actual people

5

I'm sitting at the table with dubs, check em btw.

Roll

This retard actually took the time to quote everyone. What a hero.

it isn't though, i shitposted harder when i was a kid than i do online

9gag

Replacing Keanu with a meme would be redundant because he's already the best meme.

3. Han and Chewie will mind their own fucking business while we all sit away from each other

is that where you're from?

Alone, as always

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Just here to collect these dubs.
Later.
(they all come sit where I sit)

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1 any magical item would give you immense power.

one of the hopefully empty tables on the side

checked

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Literally any except 6

1 unfortunately

Last digit in this post

nice

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2
Tony is rich and Steve is a good role model

twitter screencap thread lol so ironic lets make fun of the op for being reddit
simultaneously giving genuine opinion
I hate this board and I only visit as a form of self torture
lies lies lies
0% of the people on this board post ironically
post post modernism is upon us and with it come unironic inane discussion of arbitrary (ta steve) minutiae
yes i am drunk
0% of this board post ironically
poor innocent sneed
hoping to troll those without firing neurons
you cannot troll those who are aware of troll fully aware and yet completely unconcious
this whole site (excluding /out/) is a sophisticated exercise in doublethink
im on the outside while simultaneoulsy (epic dubs bro) pushing mainstream agenda
i have not been diagnosed with any mental illness
but i have self diagnosed myself as one of a dying population
this is the last generation
join me on mars 2020
npc meme is real i am one
made to scepticise (hlep) and rebel (waddya got)
TL;DR
fuck ricky
based denzel

Han And Chewie since they are smugglers soo they can smugle the results of exams

5

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>im on the outside while simultaneoulsy (epic dubs bro) pushing mainstream agenda
thnx bro

>decides to meme edit
>goes for soijack instead of hits pipe and question frodo
You are redditor trash
please kill yourself

6

I'm an Xer and not a loser so with Keanu.

>not being a chad and going from table to table talking to all your bros, then settling down at table 7 with the mommyfu’s

OP IS A FAGGOT
FUCK YOUR TWITTER THREADS RETARD

1-4 probably
6 for wonderwoman

One of the non numbered tables. Christ, who would want to have lunch with any of them.

3

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That’s me in the corner

mommy WAIFU
not ____fu
not descriptionfu
not endearing traitfu
_______ waifu
fucks sake quit stealing Yea Forums's terms and bastardizing them you asshole

2 definitely

6 because then I'd be Superman.

I'm sat at 7...

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Alternate between 2 and 6 every other day

4

By the Israeli broad with the cute feet

gross, this guy just reddit'd all over the place

1, with all the other cool posters.

>>decides to meme edit
>>goes for soijack instead of hits pipe and question frodo
>You are redditor trash
>please kill yourself

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Based

>sits down at table 3
>Oona goonta Solo?
>Han shoots first
>finally I am free

1>3>4>2=6>5
In terms of how easily it is to fuck women if your interests are one of these tables

How in the fuck?

Underneath Hermione's ass.

7, with Sneed and Chuck

I choose the most intriguing franchise in cinematic history

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1 or 4 but most likely 4. The others will just look at you like a useless liability

Here

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>no screaming Ryan Gosling
I'll eat alone, thanks

3 and 6

>you can hang out with a literal angel
I mean frodo would be cool and all but you'd be retarded not to chill with gandalf

Anywhere but the table of one of the dullest franchise in the history of movie franchises. Each episode following the boy wizard and his pals from Hogwarts Academy as they fight assorted villains has been indistinguishable from the others. Aside from the gloomy imagery, the series’ only consistency has been its lack of excitement and ineffective use of special effects, all to make magic unmagical, to make action seem inert.

Perhaps the die was cast when Rowling vetoed the idea of Spielberg directing the series; she made sure the series would never be mistaken for a work of art that meant anything to anybody, just ridiculously profitable cross-promotion for her books. The Harry Potter series might be anti-Christian (or not), but it’s certainly the anti-James Bond series in its refusal of wonder, beauty and excitement. No one wants to face that fact. Now, thankfully, they no longer have to.

>a-at least the books were good though
"No!"
The writing is dreadful; the book was terrible. As I read, I noticed that every time a character went for a walk, the author wrote instead that the character "stretched his legs."

I began marking on the back of an envelope every time that phrase was repeated. I stopped only after I had marked the envelope several dozen times. I was incredulous. Rowling's mind is so governed by cliches and dead metaphors that she has no other style of writing. Later I read a lavish, loving review of Harry Potter by the same Stephen King. He wrote something to the effect of, "If these kids are reading Harry Potter at 11 or 12, then when they get older they will go on to read Stephen King." And he was quite right. He was not being ironic. When you read "Harry Potter" you are, in fact, trained to read Stephen King.

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>No "deh" on HP's table
>No bane posting
Table 3 it is.

6 for me

>nobody wants to eat with the 2 coolest kids in school
Jesus Christ how anyone is choosing anything but 3 is beyond me
Yep. Still 3

5 > 3 > 4 > 6 > 1 > 2

Someone pls make a waifu version.

This. 3 is best. All the others are try hard, y so srs faggots.

3 or 4 but 4 would probably be awkward so 3 everyone else are literal cunts

There isn’t a single table that doesn’t have a faggot sitting at it so, I guess I’m skipping lunch today

>there’s a faggot sitting at every table
No user you’re not supposed to sit at every table at once

4

4
3

4, but 1 so I could fuck Hermonie

Those are memories I was trying to forget.

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Who's smoking behind the dumpster?

I think its funny how zoomers on here say Yea Forums is and has always been a conservative site

based

oh shit I'm sorry

That doesn't even make sense you fucking retarded virgin

John Wick

I'm having sex with my girlfriend

I don't like any really but I guess 3

Probably the gayest post I've ever seen holy shit

I love how zoomers pretend it wasn't always racist lmao with all the "nigger hate" threads and other posts
Everyone knows it was a lolbertarian safe space but over time people grow up and realize libertarianism is retarded

1 and AGRESSIVELY flirt with Hermione

How much are you paying her?

3

4.

You guys have to remember you won't be sitting with Keanu, you'd be sitting with Wick. Who's a pretty boring guy all in all.

We see what we want user-kun.

>he didn't watch captain america civil war

1 i'm a total fag

this
wrong woman

I'm not really cool enough to hang out with any of them. My life is boring compared to being a wizard, a superhero or a intergalactic smuggler.

I would sit with Han and Chewie tho, absolute bro-tier cafeteria partners. Either that or I would groom Hermione to be my gf when she becomes legal. No regrets.

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based

Wheres the eating alone in the bathroom option?

I’d eat in the bathroom with Picard and riker

Do you see a lot of cocks?

FPBP

Heh, dumdum.

Formerly 2

star wars sucks, but 3. They get to travel all over the fucking place while running drugs.

>all these anons not wanting to admit they'd zero in on Hermione like a laser guided missile
Not fooling me

That's a yikes from me

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Only the best pipe weed in all of Southfarthing.

She's the only reason to sit anywhere other than with Han and Chewie.

2 too fucking based, tony stark would buy me a house and cap would get me a girl
3 honestly pretty based, chewie would let me play with the bowgun and han solo would be bullying the faggots in table 4
1 harry seems like a cool kid, but i'd want hermione to suck on my pipe
5, scary fucking dog, too much tension with john wick. too aloof and attracts death
6 batman and diana are extremely alpha, i'd be to ashamed to sit with them
4 too faggy, no thanks

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I would go for one of the empty tables in the corners

t. oldfag of 2016

Only if she's at her prime.

4 would probably be a comfy lunch
5 might be cool
1 would be awkward cause they're kids
Others aren't even worth thinking about.

that doesnt happen in real life

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Why does it only go to 6

>that doesnt happen in real life
Y-yea...

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cringe

I would think that a lot of joust rounds, maybe even most, were draws. How could they not be? Did some knights have longer and/or stronger lances? Stronger, faster horses? Just aim the stick at the other guy and fuck him up.

Why not just hang out outside or some shit dude? Why the bathroom?

if you're sitting anywhere except 4 you're a drooling retard

>Daughter
Wasn't it some tranny faggot?

nah some adopted chink pretty sure

1 and i'm going to fuck hermione

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2

>bants with funny fuck playboy Iron Man and 1950's chad
>raise social profile being seen with them
>probably safer sitting next to them than 1, 4, 5
>make connections and maybe get a sweet job at Stark Industries

Anyone who would rather hang out with kids or psychologically damaged loners is retarded

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>1
>pretentious little kids that have magic when I don't

>2
>egomaniac rich boy and cuck story teller

>3
>jerk and loud monkey

>4
>judgemental old man and easily manipulated little shit

>5
>silent guy and his ugly mutt

>6
>witty jerk and pretentious thot

5 if the dog is like in the movie and acts nice. I'll just eat in reciprocal silence and leave happily.

6

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Now this user is cool

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It's oranges and chocolate for dinner for me

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I like keanu but I don't want to get mauled by the pittbull

5. I dont own much blurays but 4 out of 20 of them have keanu in them and its not like i specifically looked for keanu movies it just happened to be the ones i picked up.

>buying movies.

I am in the bathroom on the toilet because I didnt have friends/was socially inept through school.

i shit on the food

4
none of the others even come close

2

star wars sucks, but 3. They get to travel all over the fucking place while running drugs.

you got a template i can work on?

2 because they're the only two civilized enough to eat with

1 for the cunny

1- overrated garbage
2- overrated garbage
3- overrated garbage
4- overrated garbage
5- overrated garbage
6- overrated garbage

no fucking way im sitting next to a shitbull. I'll take harry potter girl

based
keep spreading the hate

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Jesus, get out more user.

Jesus. Get out more, user.

I always wondered where the top right meme came from.

fuck.

what the fuck, is that a shadman drawing?

Honestly looks like an ironic caricature of his current artstyle

...

Based.

3>1>4>2>6>5

I hung out in the library a lot doing work, I never really got hungry during the day

What kind of fucking weirdo hangs out in the fucking bathroom, people probably thought you were jerking off or some shit.

I was Catholic school until I got to uni, easily beats having to deal with shit discipline public school kids and fucking LGBT history class or whatever the fuck they do in public school these days. In my middle school the teachers were all pushover women and in high school they were disgruntled men with varyingly great senses of humor.

Junior High dances were the fucking worst holy shit

what did you read in the library?

Just did homework, senior year I did a lot of stressing about college shit

I’ve been waiting for hours on these edits user could you please I’m getting sleepy

3>4>>>>>>>>>>>everything else

Star Wars Is GOAT, Disney-Wars doesn't exist to me.

ew. boring

6

He's a good friend to have when the school shooter makes his rounds. Plus action shlock>kiddy fantasy/comic shit.
>b-but muh tokin' based lotr
Most reddit movies/books in that room, sorry kid.

What kind of fucking faggot stresses senior year? You have your shit figured out junior year minimum.

I'm torn between wanting to dip in shop class with sneechuck and getting stoned and talking shit over at coolsville.

Who's the homeless guy with the dog?

Sad to say but Star Wars

Would really rather just eat outside tho

Straight to bathroom to eat with unJUSTed Lindsay Lohan

Senior year is when you're actually applying to schools. I went to a good private uni and not the dumbass state school.

Well of course I'll go to the Snyder table, where we can talk about philosophy and advanced science

5

>quickly ate lunch in five minutes
>spend the rest of the time taking a long shit in a clean bathroom that nobody ever went to
>except on Fridays when nobody bothered to go into the library during lunch
Fuck I hated high school

asdf

>gets mauled by pibble

On my own

both retards

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literally no one actually used the cafeterias in my school, everyone just wandered the streets at lunch

1, and fingerbang hermione while pretending that nothing is happening

this

neat underrated post

They are definitely the cool ones who will haze the fuck out of you before accepting you tho.

Go on an epic civilization saving adventure with 4, full of fellowship, brotherhood and self sacrifice.

Outside

4, Keanu would not want to be disturbed.

Nowhere, I'm out choosing tampons with her

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The preassure of having choose some people over others would be too much for me and I would avoid getting lunch alltogether

I did that until a group of people came in and started banging on the doors. After that I just walked out of school altogether.

Table 1. In Harry Potter, they have magic that can actually turn me into a girl. I'm gonna try to get on that group's good side, then eventually ask them for a favor.

>surrounded by grassy fields and hills
>live on a giant raft

Why?

you can only sit with him if you have dubs

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i am gonna go smoke with the other smoking outlaws
also it'll help if there's a school shooting

I slam my tray down on the floor and fuck off

with your mom

5 or 6.

thse were left uncheckd
disgracefull

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1 to fuck the only girl there

3

Do Americans actually do this or is it just a movie thing?

At table 4 with the stoner kids

>Nr 1 stupid boring children
>Nr 2 arrogant self centered faggot men, will probably bully you.
>Nr 3 cool guy, lots of stories
>Nr 4 old piece of shit with a boring kid twat
>Nr 5 don't know
>Nr6 is Nr2 but with people who wont even speak to you.

>DOGGU PUPPUP WOOFLUFF DIES

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>implying Cap will bully you but not Han Solo

5

>2

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Cap is a pretentious bully, the one who makes you feel like shit inside. Han is a fun bully, the one who will make you laugh like an idiot.

Literally all shit. Man movies these days really do speak to the lowest common denominator. Lotr is cool though but the hobbit fucking blew.

4

How is 6 the strongest when fucking Gandalf is at 4?

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Gonna have to go with the 2 here, chief.

I hope you get your dick bit off by a shitbull.

I only skipped class in school once in high school. It actually was the reason im with my fiance now. The world is a funny thing.

>a fun bully

I see someone developed Stockholm Syndrome during high school

1 cause im going to rape both of them on the way home from school

4