ITT: Times you acted like the Joker

>go to cigar bar
>put up no smoking sign at the door

THESE WOUNDS WILL NOT HEAL

Quite based.

>elementary school
>i was having an argument with a kid, don't rememer what it was about
>i lose my shit
>he starts running away but i don't follow
>i pluck roots from the grass and trow in the air in a 60 degree angle the root whit the grass attached to it
>i'm not sure how far away he was but it was very far away
>he get hit in the head
>he starts crying and a teacher that wasn't watching immediatly comes to him and ask him who did this
>he said i did it
>teacher didn't believe him cos she said it would have been impossible for me to hit him from that far away

>pay classmate $5 to pour soda on a black kid's nikes
Lucky he didn't die. Niggers will kill for Jordans.

>class bully throws his eraser at me and laughs
>I put my hand underneath the table, and subtly stick my middle finger out
>nobody catches me
FAMILIAR FACES, DRAWN OUT PLACES

>drive up to mcdonalds
>"Hello sir can I take your order"
>"No"
>drove off
It was epic

>He saw Joker
>And felt so empowered
>By a movie made in Hollywood
>It's sad to think she was once someone's son
>Like a lamb to the slaughter

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>mention to insecure lesbian friend that social photos she posts have exponentially more likes than creative projects she posts
ITS ALL ABOUT THE HE SAID SHE SAID BUUUULLSHIT

>Be at Petco looking for fish tank supplies
>Some mom walks in with her spawn
>Have to hear some little kid chirp “Mommy mommy it’s Nemo!” for the hundredth time when they see fucking goldfish
>Point to the Clownfish tank on the other side of the store “Look, Nemo’s over there!”
>Mom and Petco employee now have to explain to the boy why they can’t get saltwater fish as he starts hollering
SOMEBODY HELP ME THROUGH THIS NIGHTMARE

DAMN that's cool

>Be at restaurant
>Strangers are having a conversation in the booth behind me
>I eavesdrop on them
I’M JUST A TEENAGE DIRTBAG BAAAABY

>cashier tells me to have a nice day
>don't
WE'RE NOT GONNA TAKE IT, NO WE AIN'T GONNA TAKE IT, WE'RE NOT GONNA TAKE IT ANYMORE

>Look for tech issues on pc forums
>make an account and say "I pm'd u the fix :)"
>PM them gay porn

GO GO POWER RANGERS, DUH NUN DUH NUHHH NUNNN

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Based and retardo-pilled

I had sex with a black girl once

Fuck you.
Even if you're lying I had to deal with that shit all the time

>be kid sitting in class
>sit right at the front and to my right sits a girl
>suddenly for no reason she tells the math teacher that she is in love with him (shes 9 or 10 yo)
>teacher laughs and says why don‘t fall for someone that is your age?
>she suddenly declares loud in front of everyone that she is now in love with me
>she kisses me on the cheek before I can react
>everyone in class starts laughing hahaha hihihi hohohoho so funny the not so popular girl in class kisses that nobody user hahahahaha how hilarious!
>flip my shit and punch her as hard as I can in the face
>grab her by her long hair and drag her down from the chair and kick her in the ribs
>all while laughing like my classmates just did but now they look in shock
>teacher has to tackle me to stop my attack
>that girl never talked to me again

CLICK CLICK BOOM

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>be me
>wake up every thursday for work
>mom being a bitch so ask my sister for steel reserve
>have purple drapes in my room, constantly ask my friend what he knows about that
>drink steel reserve and play some kidpix to start the day before work
the joker and i are basically the same person

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>it's another episode where Yea Forumscels can't get real jobs
This makes me laugh

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>post in a "times you acted like the joker" thread
>theres no punchline
SO LET MERCY COME AND WASH AWAY WHAT IVE DONE

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>get sick of eating crap
>Decide to eat better
>Do this for like 3 days
>Eat pizza/pasta for like 3 more days straight
>Top if off with dairy Queen

EVERY NOW AND THEN I FALL APART! AND I NEED YOU MORE TONIGHT...

actually based

I was in high school

>bash trannies on /pol/
>what a bunch of disgusting psychos
>le 40%lol
>open incognito mode, go to ashemaletube.com and start jacking my meat off to some cute tranny with a feminine penis
>nut and repeat

>go into a "times you acted like the Joker" thread
>don't post anything original, only reply
>reply to user with something offensive to stir him up
>he seethes
>but I was only pretending to be offensive the whole time
MONSTERS CALLING MY NAME

>at church camp
>two of the kids in my cabin hate each other and are constantly bickering
>am a loner so don't hang out with anyone during the afternoon and usually just chill in the cabin while it's empty
>see candy bar on one of the kid's beds and eat it
>chuck wrapper on the other kid's bed
>they get in a fight when they come back and never suspect me

>Wake up in the morning
>Eat some Cap'n Crunch
>Without any milk
LET THE BODIES HIT THE FLOOR LET THE BODIES HIT FLOOR

>Listen to music
>Slightly wiggle around foot to the rythm
>Change feet wiggeling so it does not match the pace of the songs
>Now no normalfag will now how fast the music is because I bamboozeled them
UH HAHAHA

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That time I didn’t have sex