Admit it : you hate the Kashmir part

>NOOOOOOO PLEASE MR CHINAMAN DONT MAKE US LOOK BAD WE ARE BIG AND WHITE

>The MacGuffin is plutonium

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It was all good, but got a little bit retarded at the end with the helicopters crashing multiple times.

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There's multiple car chases throughout the series too, having more than one bike chase is fine over 6 movies. Plus Cruise loves his motorcycles.

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How is it any worse than SuperAIDS from MI2, "nondescript super weapon" in MI3, nuke codes in MI4, $2b thumb drive in MI5?

Black CIA lady getting fooled by the baddy and proceeding to get Hunley killed was the only part I hated because the character had no repercussions for being a retard.

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>The MacGuffin is plutonium

And?

It's the sixth movie. They could come up with something more original than "mu plutonium".

Yeah but we had a good one in Rogue Nation, and the Paris one was kinda lame, could have saved it for 7 and 8

I liked the fight scene, but it was odd that some random irrelevant cronie that didn't even work for the villain could stomp two of the main characters like that.

Cavill was the least compelling villain I've ever seen. He was unironically more menacing in Man of Steel.

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I loved the bathroom scene.

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It's implied that Hunt is framed but explicitly shown Cavill shooting at Hunt

I don't like the climax, it's another unimaginative disarm ticking time bomb at the last second, instead of a clever heist plan reveal with a cool set-up, and all the parallel character actions go on for too long and are poorly cut and paced together, it negates the tension and doesn't feel like a team effort. The helicopter chase while I appreciate practical old school flight stunts is conceived and shot without imagination or elegance, it's not even particularly cool or impressive, it takes the action away from the camp where all the characters are. And for what, the climax is literally a copy of Cliffhanger's, and Cavill while cool as a villain, felt too cartoonish and one note to me. He's just angry muscles when the whole appeal of MI and Hunt as a character is the wit and almost Hitchcockian suspense and playfulness with the way it keeps throwing obstacles in the team's way and they have to improvise based on elements that was previously introduced, classic chekovs guns like the explosive chewing gum etc. Nuclear threat also so boring and uninspired instead of an original mcguffin. It looks obvious McQuarrie had no ending, probably due to rushed planning since they probably started production as soon as the previous one wrapped, I wouldn't be surprised if they started shooting without a finished script. Expect more botched aspects from the two other movies.

Vanessa Kirby outdid him.

>i like dis part i hate dat part
plebbest way to talk about film, beaten only by "i like duh ending" and "what was with duh ending"

They ruined the stunts with too much CGI.

Like what? The only thing I can think of is space stuff. Like country X launches a Rods from God satellite and the team has to get the control codes to self destruct/destabilize orbit or something?

I like the ending btw

He should've been the villain. After seeing Cavill get his ass kicked by some random chink manlet just after he had to get saved from his own stupidity by the hero, I just couldn't take him seriously for the rest of the movie.

I love that they held out on using masks for 2 movies and then do it here, I was actually surprised by the way the movie's twists and turns, the sort of small twists that reminded me of Edgar Wright.

*puts movie on hold for a number of months*

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It's not a MacGuffin if it has something to actually do with the plot. The entire third act is stopping the plutonium bomb. MI 2's plot device was also actively being used in the end to spread the virus. MI 3's plot device "The Rabbit's foot" is an actual MacGuffin since no one knows what it even is or why the villain wanted it.

Admit it: you sucked my cock

not at all...147 minutes of pure kino

They used masks in Rogue Nation

But there is masks in Rogue Nation

>The only thing I can think of is space stuff.

Are you sure?

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When? Their machine breaks

One of the better action movies I've seen in the past 5 years or so (I'd have to think on it), maybe even the best in that timeframe. Simply amazing.

Well I don't know. They introduced Ilsa in MI5 and people liked her, so maybe use her character in an unexpected way?

I enjoyed the action scenes and all, but the plot is really poor. Just like mentionned it, it all leads to
>unimaginative disarm ticking time bomb at the last second

Ah fuck me, you are right, the prime minister mask.
Well I am glad I did not remember that.

Poomen and bugmen btfo in a single blow woulda been kino

That's boring. We don't even need to know what it's really about, say what you will about JJ but rabbits foot is a beautiful mcguffin. The Robert Towne scripts also tried to keep mysteries by naming the mcguffins after biblical or mythological stuff. The more high tech and world ending you go, the more cliche and boring it is, so it's best to remain vague but evocative. An agent's list, a micro film, a map, a jewel with a secret hidden inside, or a briefcase carrying something you never actually see. Call it the golden fleece or pandoras box and never tell us what it does just that's it super deadly and highly coveted.

NO SUPAMANU CAVIR ME REEL SORRY

For me, it's 1 > 4 > 5 > 6 > 2 > 3.

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There's no mask in ghost protocol?

Ghost protocol was fucking great. That dubai tower climb was like the classic noc list scene, same feel at least.

One of the villains wears one

1 is a film
2 is a flick
Everything else is a movie

Everything after Dubai is so forgettable. And it literally does the noc list scene again, but you don't even remember it.

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For me it's
4 > 6 > 5 > 1 > 2 > 3
I don't like 1 that much because it looks too old

I didn't know.

The magnetic suit wasnt as good. The ending though was funny though. He slams the button and says mission accomplished! The dying bad guy is so suprised by how cheesy it was, his final act is to turn his head in disbelief.

This.

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I don’t hate the Kashmir part, except the bit with his wife. I hate the fucking bathroom fight scene. It’s retarded that some nameless Asian rando beat the shit out of both he protag AND antsy and got saved because ANOTHER superspy just happened to arrive with a gun.

I don't usually like Jeremy Renner but he's acceptable in the MI films.

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the*

extremely forgettable movie

this should be the official ranking desu

They show him as a villain in the trailer. Lmao

I was watching this movie while drunk and got bored almost immediately and put on Big Trouble in Little China instead

they will need him in IMF next time

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1 was the closest in tone to the show, so I agree it's the best.

What fukken show?

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Is funny because I can sort of agree with you, I find this mission impossible to be kinda like John Wick, a plot that is by the numbers a topos or trope, but on a technical level is great to see and there is an interesting showcase of skill that leaves each action scene having much more impact than many other movies, yes the helicopter scene could be seen as "by the numbers" but the fact of how much of it was real and how they tried to show it makes it a better experience, same thing for the car chases.
Shame about them adding the fake storm here which makes it look like it was filmed in a greenscreen fake flight room or whatever the name is.

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You can't be serious, come the fuck on.

I hated the empty giant bathroom in a club scene

Why was it empty in such a huge club? Seems unrealistic

M:I TV Series. Every episode must be a variation of a heist movie. They should go Ocean’s Eleven in M:I if Tom wants to.

Wasn't it the VIP section of the club?

75 posts in and nobodies posted the arms guy

Some French lads come in and bang on the door thinking there's something homosexual going on, and there were people in there at the beginning so it wasn't totally empty but yeah for a big club it was quite empty but what can you do.

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I can not unsee the foam when his knee hits the tile ledge... still a good scene though

damn nice catch

I really liked the Kashmir scenes. Mainly the fight in the cabin.
The chase is drawn out, and pretty much overused in the franchise, yeah.
The fist reload was the best thing in the movie and I'm saying this as a person that thought this was one of the best movies of 2018.

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indeed

>PREASE STOP I'LL NEVER DISRESPECT BRUCE LEE EVER AGAIN AND WHITE PUSSY WAS MADE FOR ASIAN COCK!

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It was fine but there is a serious power gap in the acting/editing/directing quality between Ghost Protocol and the rest

>Some French lads come in and bang on the door thinking there's something homosexual going on,

It was a good scene.

youtube.com/watch?v=f0K3w08uSQA

>Hello, Mr. Phelps. Your mission, should you decide to accept it, is to betray IMF and kill off your whole team, including your beloved wife. This tape will self destruct in five seconds. Good luck, Jim.

Bravo De Palma

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This is by far the best directed scene in the whole series

youtube.com/watch?v=yDs8li2_AO8

chinaman was the only actor available, who could fight and most importantly, was shorter than Cruise

Why don’t people like 3? I disliked 2 the most, it was ridiculous

Well it is the best film in the series.

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Any part of MI past the first one that isn't a marketing stunt is boring as fuck.

I don't usually go for brown meat but the cruise has top tier taste in choco waifus
Paula Patton in Deja Vu is incredibly beautiful and Thandie is super cutie in 2

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For me it's

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I'm gay btw, not sure if that matters

Would smash them all, especially Thandie Newton in MI2.

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>YOU TAKE MY WOMEN NOW IMMA GONNA FUCK SOME WHIWOMEN AN YOU GON' WATCH WHIRE I FU-
*BANG*
>b-but... *cough* but I thought... whiwomen robed me...

6>4>>1>5>

based soundtrack.

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>For the helicopter chase Tom Cruise legitimately learns to fly a helicopter
>Flies it in a way that makes pro pilots scared
>All so that they could put a camera inside the cockpit and show that it's actually Tom Cruise flying it
>Went into the theatre expecting long, continuous takes of the chase from the cockpit perspective
>Instead, get jump cuts every 3 seconds that make the whole thing look fake and edited

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What a madman.

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feels good owning all 6 movies on blu ray

Just look at this shit
youtube.com/watch?v=iQXEeYqpaNM
They should just release the behind-the-scenes footage instead of the movie itself on disk.

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The stuntman/actor was a fucking beast though so props to him

Tom Cruise is a good stuntman it's true.

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really all this franchise has is cool chases and action sequences. the plots are all cliched and repetitive.

He's the ultimate stuntman in that he doesn't have to get approval for anything since any movie he works on wouldn't exist without his involvement

>Can't do a small dirt bike jump
>Good

All he can do is run and get on high places with safety wires

Don't knock safety wires, even Jackie Chan uses them.

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Bike chase was kino, although the CGI cars were lame and it was pretty unrealistic that the Triumph started first try but the BMW wouldn't start.

I am glad they did a behind the scenes before the movie was out.

I watched Mr Nice guy and during the roof scene I was actually glad to have noticed them, also I seem to remember reading that the scene with the table saw was real but I dunno I would have to find some behind the scene stuff about it.

For true bike kino you need to look towards MI: 2. It all went downhill when Cruise stopped using Triumph motorcycles and switched to BMW.

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>still uses the take in the final cut

jesus christ imagine how much that camera man gets paid for being a trained jumper and a cinematographer and doing both at the same time

you know, it's a small thing, but I like that the helicopter pilots were actually almost kind of characters, and that cavill's pilot actually refused to do what he said instead of just automatically following him because he's le big bad

I wish Cavill wasn't a villain because I legitimately liked the dynamic he brought to the team.

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Black woman doesn't face professional repercussions of fucking up

So just like real-life then?

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The only thing I dislike about this movie is the fake ass CGI clouds and thunder they used for the halo jump. It was a legitimately great stunt that was ruined by obvious effects that made people wonder if they even really did it.

I have been marathoning this series and just finished watching Rogue Nation about 5 minutes ago. Gonna put Fallout on right now, hoping it holds up. What am I in for? Why is this franchise not talked about as much as other popular franchises? It's really good.

Only memorable part is the skydiving

Fuck Star Trek
QT needs to do MI

6 > 5 > 4 > 2 > 3 > 1

The objective ranking

t. Shit taste

>What am I in for?

More of the same in the past 2 films tbqh.

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muh dick

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Because the stories are complete crap and a good film simply does not consist of 4 action sequences cut together like this.

Bring back Bourne.

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ive been told this one isnt good so i always skip it but this is kino as fuck

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Mission Impossible 2 is the ultimate pleb filter.

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>something something jj abrams
>something something mystery box
it had the best villain and a kino opening scene. these can attributed to phillip seymour hoffman tho

go fuck yourself and get some taste. bourne is garbage compared to mission impossible.

People now hate on JJ because lost went full retard (lindelofs fault) and because he ruined two iconic old sci-fi sagas. But they forget it was Alias that got him the attention in the first place, which was really great, and because of it he was a great fit for MI. He's not the best director but MI3 was very important to fix the series after woo went full retard, he came in also as a producer, basically a showrunner, to set a viable tone and make a template that could be duplicated, all the subsequent movies are really sequels of 3 rather than the first 2.

im not defending jj i just think 3 gets a lot more hate on here than it deserves. im never given reasons as to why its the worst either other than what i previously stated

That is a fucking tragedy; it is literally the best one
How many times to we need to tell you NEVER listen to Reddit

Rogue Nation and Fallout are the 2 best action movies the west has ever produced.

This

This.

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Just finished it. Definitely the best one in the series. The countdown scene at the very end is absolute kino.

Director commentary says that was to make Henry and Tom look vulnerable instead of untouchable superhumans