How would you defeat him, Yea Forums?
How would you defeat him, Yea Forums?
Brandon Thomas
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Lucas Robinson
I want him to breed me
David Lee
Split his wig and bust his cheeks big herc style
David Ross
Mike Myers is just a retard in a mask, have no clue how he racks up such a large body count.
Eli Barnes
i'd just wake up from my dream
Gavin Baker
You try going toe to toe with him then, incel. Have sex.
William Jenkins
I'd simply say the words "have sex" and he'd run off too upset to murder me.
Nicholas Lopez
Set him on fire and run
Matthew Morgan
Plunderers instinct + skeleton key
Mason Ortiz
has anyone tried an industrial fishing net
Angel Butler
based big herc
Kevin Murphy
No, dudes like 7 feet tall with retard strength. Why not just use a knife or a fucking gun.
David Cook
Cut his head off like in H20. The original canon ended exactly there.
How the fuck are you supposed to kill something which just keeps being rebooted over and over again.
>He died
>LOL NO HE DIDN'T HE'S BACK IN THIS EPIC REIMAGINING!
Get fucked.
Joseph Jackson
If the goal is to just have him not kill you. I would do something to appease his retardation, either try and act like some kind of crazed fan of his since he seems to spare those freaks. If we have to kill him, I'd get multiple attack dogs to pin his arms and legs down then blow him up with a grenade launch. Sucks the dogs die but it'd be a worthy sacrifice.
John Harris
A fucking chainsaw to one leg for starters. Then while he's bleeding out on the ground trying to crawl, I'd take the chainsaw and go straight to the spine with it, through the torso, into the ground or floor on the other side, moving longitudinally a few inches either way.
Austin Sanchez
pipebomb
Mason Bell
Have sex, incels.
Joseph Green
Have sex, incel. Dilate. Based cringe reddit zoomer boomer.
Alexander Foster
>have sex
>die
Nice try Mr Myers
Isaiah Nelson
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Samuel Sanchez
I had no idea this movie even existed. How did they reconcile this with the new film?
Jackson Long
I'm trying Sir, but I suffer from social autism and it makes it very difficult.
Sebastian Mitchell
>BY AZURA BY AZURA BY AZURA!!! IT’S THE BABYSITTER KILLER!!!
He would facerape you with a butcher knife
Jacob Howard
It never happened.
Levi Miller
You're a stupid, boring, meaningless, uninteresting excuse for a "person" and very few people actually like you. Most are pretending, if that, because of family obligations or sunken cost from knowing you too long and being unable to cut you off. You rarely have a single independent thought in your head, and it bewilders you, if it's not outright inconceivable, that there are human beings that are capable of violent self-defense if it is necessary, you insular, impertinent waste of flesh and breath.
Logan Martin
Which film was better in your opinion?
Samuel Myers
you’re replying to stunningly obvious bait retard
Elijah Rogers
Who hurt you user?
Hunter Cox
>How would you defeat him, Yea Forums?
Hire Big Daddy Jason to wreck him
Lucas Davis
How would you hire him though
Nathaniel Gutierrez
Give him a bahn mi sandwich, which is just the Vietnamese version of the French baguette. So predictable, a PB&J every day kind of guy.
Jonathan Hughes
Lure him out with promises of another alice cooper sound track for his next movie
Ian Rivera
Why can’t they stop remaking and ruining movies bros
Aaron Hall
Who is this semen demon?
Ethan Sanchez
Myers is not a retard, that’s Jason
Daniel Diaz
He's a 6 foot 6 superhuman who tanks bullets like nothing