Say my name.
Say my name
Samuel Scott
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Levi Bailey
MIDGE
Jeremiah Young
Marge
David Diaz
midge
Noah Gomez
I'd love to kick Warwick Davis in the head. Just take a few steps run up then catch him with the full force of my steel capped toe under his chin, send that little faggot flying through the air.
As he lies on the floor, coughing and wheezing and chocking on his own blood, his jaw a mangled mess of bones detached from the rest of his skull, I stand over him and laugh wickedly. He looks up at me in fear and pain, his eyes searching, begging me for mercy. He finds none. I raise my boot then stomp down, splitting his skull like a melon and finally ending his pathetic life.
Ayden Sullivan
Warwick Davis
Luis Anderson
Hate crime reported to the police and report made to the janny.
Expect a knock at the door and a 3 day ban. Cheers!
Adrian Morales
Elijah Turner
Someone should photoshop him as a mage and call him the midge mage haha
Robert Rivera
for me it's midgelet
Robert Moore
Could you imagine being Warwick Davis and coming out of a restaurant with your family, their little bellies filled to bursting after a stick of complimentary bread was passed around the table for two hours.
After a 20 minute hike you all finally cross the parking lot only to find a pitbull standing between you and your Cozy Coupe.
While sniffs around your family like the tyrannosaurus from Jurassic Park you are paralysed knowing that if any of you make one wrong move this towering canine will be shitting your entire genetic legacy out of it's body.
I would just accept death at that point.
Cameron Long
Warren
Levi Cooper
Tenable is the worst show on daytime television. Even that garbage Rick Edwards-fronted quiz show isn't as bad as Warwick attempting to make funny talk with a bunch of retards from Birmingham.
Lincoln Ward
i fucking hate those light stands, i'd love to grab him by the leg and fucking just swing him full force into that fucking light
Austin Morris
Someone repost the dungeon one
Mason Gonzalez
He looks almost normal next to Troyer
Sebastian Davis
>"NOOOOOOOOOOO!"
>"THIS CANNOT BE HAPPENING, I'M IN CHARGE HERE"
>"B-B-B-BUT I BLOCKED YOU ON TWITTER!"
>"NOOOOOO EMPEROR ANONIUS I BEG YOU!"
>"HAVE MERCYYYYYYYYY!!!!!!"
Grayson Thompson
He's the midge you love to hate
Caleb Perry
I swear, God as my witness I will one day kill Warwick Davis. He lives in the UK same as me and it is very easy to find where he is going to be, out with family, book signing etc. He is not a huge star so he will have no security to protect him, and I will plan and make my move. He will be waddling down the street by himself or with his mutant family and I will strike. I will pull up my hoodie and charge at him, and all it will take is one shot to get him airborne. This is not a fantasy this is a proclamation of what I will do to him within the next 1-3 years. I will run at him and with all my might throw a soccer kick right to his face, while laughing with glee as I hear his bones shatter and I see him fly through the air as I imagined he would all these years. I unfortunately will have my face covered so I will not be able to see the look of fear on his hobgoblin wife and children as I then jump into the air, arms open like an eagle, knee raised into the air and then swiftly brought down on Warwick's skull with the full force of my hatred of mutants behind it. I will then crouch down and look at him so he can see the eyes of the man who did this to him then swiftly flee the scene and disappear into the crowded city and easily without being seen.
Isaiah Turner
He's not even a proper dwarf; he's literally just a tiny man.
John Brooks
What about the rest of his mutant spawn?
Blake Phillips
Poor lil monkey fella