Schumacher claims that he has had sex with up to 20,000 men

So...this makes him gay right?

Remember goy, this is totally normal and you're a disgusting bigot if you oppose it

>Known for casting young actors, Schumacher helped actors like Colin Farrell,[4] Kiefer Sutherland,[5] and Matthew McConaughey[6] to launch careers.

GAY PEOPLE ARE JUST LIKE YOU AND ME

First time I'm hearing that he's a gay.

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>20000 good men

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Not as impressive as Wilt because men are easier.

And he is still less of a faggot than OP.

if it was 20k women you'd want to shake his hand.

>believing wilt

Maybe he's just the opposite of Bill Clinton when it comes to defining what sex is

Average dick length is 5 inches (it's 5.5 but I'm being generous). A dick has to go in and out for one thrust so that's 10 inches per thrust. Let's say it on average only takes 10 thrusts to cum, that's 100 inches per session. If we're optimistic and assume he only took it once every 10 sessions and only did it with each guy once that means he's had 200000 inches or 3.15 miles of cock through him. And that's being very very generous.

Oh he definitely diddled their holes

Is he a top, bottom, or versatile?

Number is a bit low for a homo isn't it??

Young Collin Farrell was pretty top tier gay bait

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at 20,000 you have to assume he's done a fair bit of everything,

I'd want to smell his hand OwO

The only reason homos have a "high" count is because they actually put out. Women don't put out as easily, that's why straight men have such low counts. Go ask Chad what his count is, it will be the same as a homo's

I've held hands with over 20,000 women.

He can fuck me

based

>Women don't put out as easily
worst of feels

>first start dating a woman and she's all over me
>after being together for a while almost never wants to fuck anymore
>have to cure world hunger and invent nuclear fission to get laid
>mocks me by only initiating sex when I'm dead tired
gay pills when? I want off of this ride

Absolute Chad.
How many people have you fucked Yea Forums?

holy shit he just turned 80?
he's 29,201 days old
let's say he started at 18, likely earlier but let's say he did
that's 22,630 days he could have had sex
that means a sexual partner every 1.13 days
he probably started earlier so i'm guessing he's trying to say he literally has fucked a new partner every day

>too tired for sex
nigger unless you work in a coal mine you have no excuse.

>ummm I dont know what you're talking about bro I've only ever had sex with my girlfriend

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I still do it hoping she returns the favor but she doesn't and it's annoying.

you ever consider asserting yourself and your happiness instead of being an observer in the course of your own life?

Why are Irish actors so good looking despite being from an incest island.

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Too masculine

i wonder what he does for fun

picaresque badboi intrigue, mostly.

Collin Farrell is also a faggot

before Britain started using the US, english and welsh intellectuals immigrated there during unrest, some top tier blood lines got littered about.

Man, that shit was retarded even by season 8 standards
How the fuck do you sneak up on army of thousands in an empty open field, it makes me still angry.

I'm so lonely at this point I'd settle for having sex with a cute guy

holy basedola

you can’t perfect homoerotic kino like Batman Forever without sucking a few dicks, as my grandma would say

that explains why his movies are WAY more colorful than Michael Bay's movies

it wasn't a count, but an estimate made by halving his daily average in a multiweek period and multiplying it by days of his career to that point. A cuck calculated it.

There aren't 20,000 gay men without aids, so yes.

what a slut

my mom says I'm cute and I'm also lonely

i did that for like 3 months. Gay Craigslist gloryholes are legit, from my limited experience. Highly doubt I’ll go back though, dat dude smell.