Tfw gf wants to watch a tv show with you

Oh no, not F R I E N D S

If I get dubs you can have mine, she’s annoying

>about to start series
>wife wants to watch too
>watch first episode
>she's asleep
>complains 5 days later when she remembers she watched part of an episode of a series and realized I watched it without her

Why do women think their boyfriends are like their gay friends?

ITT: I'm too desperate and lonely to have any standards with women

It's like the reverse of wives gossiping how retarded their husbands are.

Yes sweaty we get it, you have no options and were desperate enough to get involved with a retard

All women are retarded, you reddit spacing faggot.

Based Chad telling how it is.

90s born queers and zoomers are so feminised they might as well be.

Have sex, incel

actually she has few flaws, but the ones she does have are annoying sometimes. like being a picky eater.

No lol

>not having a based kino wife

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This. I've rejected over 10 girls in the last to years just to persue (and get) the ones that I really wanted. Stop acting like a nigger and take the time to pick girls you actually like.

>its last winter
>gf wants to watch a tv show
>Twin Peaks rerun on AMC
>She never seen it
>She love the first episode
>Every night at 23:00 snuggle under the blanket to watch an episode
>mfw

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>incel
20283220
>lol

Then go back, Yea Forums is a Chad board not for incels like you.
>>>r/incels

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>last to years
>faggot brackets

I miss having my gf wash my hair and rub my back

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>incels

Incel

reminder apu is the mascot for homosexual zoomers.

Why do they always act so hard but can't take a punch brehs? Is it the Marvel movies?

no apu is a mascot of wholesomeness

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I'm so tall that I have a lordosis, I'm not sure that any girl will ever like to rub my back desu.

>Normalfags
Please go back to r*ddit/twitch/whatever

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why does he always appear in homosexual threads advocating for homosexual shit.

haha yeah I hate it when that happens so annoying haha

Why can I get girls but not make guy friends? It feels like guys never reach out to me to hang out am I that annoying/boring? What the fuck bros

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>gf starts crying when I fuck the beat out of her

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who hurt you?

>he doesn't know

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honestly guys are fucking dumb af. Before they are 30 it's just weed lmao video games capeshit and sports shit for most of them even manlets who aren't athletic. This is why women won't fuck them

Similar problem here. I just want to go out drinking with the lads. They'd rather have coffee and talk about their feelings and as a male I find that repulsive.

>bros
>that picture
Pretty self explanatory faggot.

I dont know, I never visit homosexual threads

have sex, incel

This. You're better off just pumping and dumping thots. Men are almost always children these days, don't waste your time around them.

?
you
no

>af
opinion discarded zoom zoom

>Why can I get girls but not make guy friends? It feels like guys never reach out to me to hang out am I that annoying/boring?
Fake it. Go to a college library and make eye contact until a cutie smiles at you, worked for me. She left me as soon as she realized that she was my first sex partner though, only time I ever had sex.

He's right though. Men are eternal children one way or another and your inner incel desire to reply to this without refuting it is a sign you're beyond saving.

>tfw your girl wants to sneed and feed you.. formerly suck and fuck you

dubs and everyone gets a gf

you are absolutely fucking retarded.

Kek, based

>zoomers are so feminised they might as well be.

its true males under 25 act like faggots now. The media has been vilifying masculinity since the turn of the century and its had an impact.

>You're better off just pumping and dumping thots.
Is it possible to do that without friends AND without Tinder?

based
cringe

you are absolutely a fucking incel

>you are absolutely fucking retarded.
Yeah but I had sex, incel.

In my experience, the smarter the girl the worse taste in movies they have. It's the dumb chicks that have good taste. Unfortunately, they are dumb in every other way.

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>incel

They've dressed better than any boomers before them you fucking slob.
>he still believes in the friend meme
lel

I was walking to get a Snapple and a girl at my bank asked me how I was doing the day after our meeting. We talked about our major and some of our goals and I couldnt help but notice that she made lots of eye contact. Yesterday she did the same thing, im pretty sure we looked each other in the eye for like 30 seconds at a time as we were talking which felt like forever. Does she like me or was she just being polite? She seemed like the shy but trying to be confident type.

How do you even know if a girl is flirting with you?

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Once

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Mad because it's true?

Try 194 times, faggot.

If a girl speaks to you, she's interested.

It was great at first, I'm well dressed and rather tall, so she probably thought I was a Chad light. Unfortunately, she was fucking hot and I was nervous as hell, it couldn't be anything else than bad sex. I was so anxious that I had to hold a fart the whole time.

dilate

>I was walking to get a Snapple and a girl at my bank asked me how I was doing the day after our meeting. We talked about our major and some of our goals

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1). Dress nicely
2). Be in charge
3). Never look at them back

or was she just trying to be professional?
im not black
ok

I lost my powers. That's the only thing that counts, bro.

Do your self a favor and ask her next time what she likes doing outside of work.

>bro
>my powers
stop embarrassing yourself.

atta boy

oh and I forgot to mention she said "I guess I'll see you around", is that good?

> had sex last weekend
> still racist
It doesn't work trannies

Have sex (once), incel.

>if you give me your number I guess you will
should have been your response but I'm guessing it was more like "t-thanks, y-you too"?

have you tried to fuck niggers literally?

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>incel

>goes on Yea Forums
>tries to "act like chad"
zoomers are really too much

I miss watching shows with my gf :(
she left me because that's all we did for 8 years

no it never even occurred to me

>if you give me your number I guess you will
is it a good idea to be that forward? I was like
>haha ok see you
then I walked away but turned around
>Madison right?
and she was like yeah and smiled I think

>Hey my dudes how get laid lmao
Zoomers were a mistake

We get it, you're the only incel on a board filled with Chads. Have sex. I'm begging ya.

normal people don't have a problem maintaining eye contact when they talk to each other.... with out thinking it's romantic

>I lost my powers. That's the only thing that counts, bro.

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Have
Sex

Chad here, I just have a Yea Forums addiction

how fragile is your ego?

>:(
I can see why she left you.

based
cringe

maybe you're right, it felt more than usual though. I could be thinking into it too much but I have ok social awareness

it's ok little zoomlets wait 5-10 years and you'll be cucking the generation under you as well :P

this street shitter is more manly than you'll ever look

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>Have
>Sex

I'm not the one crying over never being able to ever get laid. You're the only one, bro

How is your daily life, Chad?

How do I choose a lifting program? I want to get strong but theres so much to learn. So far Ive just been using the rowing machine for 15 mins then hiding in the stalls

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>bro
go back redditfag

You mad bro?

neither am i. now that we got that out of the way, why do you have to pretend? do you think pretending to be cool guy online is going to pay off in some way?

>going to the gym

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Cope virgin, the fact that you're trying to whiteknight the incel is proof you're just another incel lmao

literally do starting strength for like 6 months until you understand what's going on
i joined a group fitness thing that made it a lot easier cuz everyone was gay and nervous like me

Not as great as you'd think. People have high expectations and they can be a bitch to meet. It's like when you're out with friends and if you're in a good mood, they are too, but when you're down they're also down. Sometimes I just want to leech off of other people's energy too, you know?

>not watching tlc with your gf

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>incel

what difference does it make if i've never had sex? i don't care what you think. you otoh sperg out at the tiniest thing. fragile man baby.

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>like
>cuz

ESL btfo

Maybe you invest yourself too much into friendships. Why don't you ignore your males friends for a few weeks and let the bitches drain the cum out of you?

the anti stoic "chad" everybody

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>otoh sperg

have sex incel

dubs and you all die alone, while I live it up

Its fucking insane how people get married lol

>Maybe you invest yourself too much into friendships
Friendships are the only things that matter bro. They're what you should be pursuing instead of girls. You have to let the girls see you relevant to your position in a social hierarchy.

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>incel

I can talk with normie girls because they are fascinating and I like pussy but why the fuck would I talk to normie guys?

can girls normally tell that you picked to be friends with a bunch of insecure betas?

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> no u
have sex

>if she at her job, she is just doing her job
>if she approaches you outta nowhere, she is a prostitute or her boyfriend is about to mug you
>if she incoherent and acting retarded, she is trying to flirt with you. Women have no idea how to flirt

Possibly, but it doesn't really matter. They just see you as the dominating one in the group and at that point if any females enter your circle they have to go through you first.
The lone wolf approach is hard to pull off even for giga Chad. I mean you don't have to like the dudes, just have to be seen as a social person.

you're a kid still, right?

Friends are even more shallow than girls, all my middle school friends became bullies once they saw how fucked up my parents were. I'm pretty sure a girlfriend would've showed more understanding for the effort I was doing to not become like them. I've had no friends since high school, only short-term girlfriends and they've been better to me than any guy I ever knew even if I did my best to hide my social position.
Seems like we don't have the same experience from life.

I know plenty of people and a lot of men some are older Genx or Bommers and married and the ones my age or lower I'm not interested in because they're brainlets as you get older it becomes very hard to make friends that you can trust.

>The lone wolf approach is hard to pull off even for giga Chad
Dude what? Im a skinnyfat king of manlets and I got a hot gf and she knows I have basically no friends. As long as you have some baseline social skills youre good

>I can talk with normie girls because they are fascinating
fucking queer detected

Dubs and it's just you that dies alone

29
well you should only trust yourself, if you make one REALLY good friend in your life you're lucky, but as you get older you should really socialize preferably with people pursuing the same career as you. I highly doubt your girlfriends had any satisfaction in listening to your problems, user. Although, some women will be down for the ride if they see some potential in you.

Yeah, the lone wolf approach works like a charm as long as you're somewhat attractive, no risk to ever become friendzoned, that's a good asset. For now. I only have a hardtime to keep the girls I fuck, it's something I have to work on, I let them see my bitterness at some point and ruin everything.

you're in no position to be handing out life advice zoom zoom

this, I can't wrap my head around it. Just meeting someone sounds out of this world, but imagine deciding to stay with that person and have a party where all of your respective families come just for you too and now you basically do everything together. FTL travel makes more sense than that.

>29
>still posting like a teenage girl

Well yeah if falling into the "friendless beta provider with no options" category is your idea of a good time then more power to you

>I highly doubt your girlfriends had any satisfaction in listening to your problems, user
I'm good looking intelligent well traveled and from Yurope they fucking love listening to me

wow, lotta seething kike trannies itt

if she talks to you out of her volition then you have a shot

what if one of your firends is a fat incel junkie and the other is a brainlet construction worker from Poland

>I highly doubt your girlfriends had any satisfaction in listening to your problems, user.
I just said I did my best to hide my social position, of course I didn't tell them about my problems but they weren't as obsessed as my childhood friends to know what my parents were doing, how much money they made and so on. I'm not a whiny faggot, I just got unlucky that my parents showed up wasted at a school reunion, all my supposed friends became ennemies from that point.
As an adult, I have now less interest in making friendships, girls usually believe in me and that's enough for me.

meant for

She’s over reacting. What’s really hurt is her pride, which needs to be destroyed

How do I corrupt my shy christian-raised GF? Without revealing my power level.

you gotta deconstruct christkekery by hooking her on artsy films and surrealism first

>but as you get older you should really socialize preferably with people pursuing the same career as you
which for you is what?

learn to reply faggot

fucking based

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ah-bloo-bloo

based muslimanon

Yeah those guys who were your supposed friends sound like total dicks, fuck them. I just take issue with the fact that you need a girl to believe in you and/or only keep the company of females. Sounds like you need to push yourself out of your comfort zone more.

I don't think she's very christian. Also she's more artsy than me. She should be a complete freak by all counts yet seems very vanilla.

I'm actually talking about my mom btw

she's hiding her power level play along

Whatever, as a guy you're supposed to be hanging out with other guys doing projects or working towards one goal or the other.
I've had friends who all they wanted to do was drink coffee and bitch and moan about females all the time.

>How do you even know if a girl is flirting with you?

Honestly experience. I can give you some tips but until you get hands-on experience (pun intended) you just have to troubleshoot till you get it.

Here are some protips:
-her eyes are squintier than usual
-she is touching your body a lot (arms, legs, shoulder)
-her pupils are very dilated (the black part of the eye is enlarged)
-she laughs at all your dumb jokes
-she won’t stop talking to you

Don’t approaching flirting as some serious study, just be yourself, enjoy her and your brain and heart will take care of the rest

i'm not asking for advice i just want to know what crew you hang out with

Another good sign like that is when a girl seems all excited and foolishly happy with her female friends when she knows you're around, it happens a lot in college. It's from experience the most relatable sign of attraction girls ever gave to me.

Aka you watch a tv show while she plays on her phone.

only wholesome frogs in here

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Should I smoke a lot of weed before a date?

>have coffee and talk about their feelings
>the lads
those aren't lads user

ah-bloo-bloo

>gets mad and start screaming and insulting you
>scream and insult her back
>immediately starts bawling and crying

Equal rights my fucking ass son.

inshallah brother

Depends, if you're anxious to the point of farting for the whole date, I would say yes, if you can deal with people in social situations, no.

Is it weird that I'm a complete shut-in in almost every aspect but I have a normal girlfriend with normal girl friends? She kinda feels for me but I constantly tell her I'm fine without friends, it's weird sometimes I feel very lonely, sometimes I feel fine.

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reeeeeee

You're a lone wolf. You should be thankful to be attractive enough so it's doesn't happen to become a problem.

stop embarrassing yourself kiddo

This is fucking retarded.

t. reddit

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DUDE

she can do better than you that's for sure

Dubs and you become my girlfriend.

>put it on HGTV for a sec while there's a commercial

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>You're a lone wolf

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I just rly like weed desu

she fucks black guys behind your back

>if you're anxious to the point of farting for the whole date
I think you should see a doctor

dubs and nobody gets a gf

what for?

she secrety resents you not having friends and her friends and family think its/youre weird.

Not him but it hit me hard, I've lived that more than one time and I found nothing to fix it. It's really hard to make friends in your twenties, I can't create one.

Wouldnt it be fun if we pretend that your a highschool girl and i was your bf? Haha it would be so funny haha

>mfw i am 39 never had a gf and still virgin
seriously fuck my worthless shit life

Singles and your mom becomes my gf

True, and it gets worse in your thirties.

>tfw on the day we won

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>we

Same but me this time

dubs and everyone gets a gf

Hmmm, tasty thoughts