Imagine being brad pitt

imagine being brad pitt
>one of the biggest movie stars of all time
>stars in kino after kino
>one of the most handsome men of all time
>one of the most recognizable names and faces on the planet
>rich
>white
>can bang anyone he wants
>can beat bruce lee and cuck mike tyson

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The Ideal man. Him being cast as Tyler Durden was fucking perfect

>lets his wife turn his only child with her into tranny
>lets his wife adopt brown kids instead of having biological white ones with her
Don’t be fooled, these actors may have chad/bodies but they’re betas to the core. Just look at Chris evans

he didn't cuck mike tyson

*adopts niglet*

Tyson walked in on Pitt banging his ex-wife.

cope blackboi

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Something tells me he has a low IQ.

they dated before she met him

This. Marrying and subsequently not killing Angelina when this nonsense began is unforgivable. Fucking retard is letting some nutjob Hollywood cunt turn his only child into a fucking freak

he has a biological son, that's all that matters

imagine he fought tyson on the driveway and won but no one talks about it cuz pitt is a good guy, tyson is now too

The tranny one?

>the slant is his biological son
What are you babbling about you insane tranny

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Doesn't he have twin daughters as well?

Wait what? I thought he had a daughter?

NO MISTAH BURADDO PITTU NOOO

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He adopted niggers and made his kid a tranny. He has some kind of retardation for sure. At least, he had a good life.

2 chinks, 1 black, 3 biological white kids (2 daughters, 1 son)

>am*rican
no thanks

>2 daughters, formerly 1

>>stars in kino after kino
Name one.

>watch your genetic legacy be destroyed by your psychotic ex wife

you dont know brads pain

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It's unfair how someone can be this good-looking

kek

I-it's just a phase right?

western women deserte to be raped no joke

Does his son have autism?

In my old timeline, brad had two kids with angelina. I've met many people who remember the same thing.

hormone
treatment

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This actually makes sense. She wants to be more like her dad, the only person who cares about her, and most importantly, less like her subhuman mother.
This is like Michael Jackson pt. 2

>Shiloh, what's in the box!

>imagine being Chad Pitt

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>imagine being brad pitt
There's a movie about that, I think.

Was angelina jolie always a whack job?

Incels would actually pick this over the real Brad Pitt kek

>his daughter wants to be a boy
>his twins are half retarded
LMAO such shitty genes

the definite proof that if you're good looking you can achieve anything you want
I wish I was born attractive

Didn't he get cucked by that cambodian orphan he and Angelina bought

no one is born attractive
you have to work for it you lazy piece of shit

lmaooooooooo

?? many people remember the same thing because they literally have three biological children together, man(dela)let

they aren't betas
just bi master race

Europeans are garbage