How?

How?

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He's confident and objectively funny i guess

2 ugly people dating
what a shock

>objectively funny

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That Pete guy has been slaying it.. New gf every 2 months, always a celeb.

Ole bpd butthole eyes getting its dadless dick wet. She hotter than that brown midget at least.

that ugly motherfucker has access to these?

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Dude is so fucking ugly and unlikeable.

>>jew
>>jaw
>>big dick

how indeed

It’s not fair bros I have crohns too and I can’t get a gf all I get is chronic diarrhea and pain

I don't know anything about him other than that he's been/is (?) on SNL, but I assume they think he's funny.
I mean on a good day I'm a 5, MAYBE I can push that shit to 6, and I'm not even ranking my poor economic state and shitty job or my borderline autism personality.
And I'm not saying I got laid a lot before I got married, but I've never banged anyone under 7 because I can at least put the charm on and be funny when it counts.

This guy must have a giant dick. I refuse to believe otherwise.

Good for him.

He's...

>6'4
>rich
>famous
>a comedian
>has a big dick according to his ex

Is he handsome? Idk

He has a great cocaine dealer, it makes every half-crazy actress fall for him.

He's a player and women love players. Don't ever listen to them when they say they just want a nice guy who isn't a man-slut. Complete bullshit. Players are players for a reason.

He's sarcastically selfdepricative and some women (especially industry starlets.. hm) find that refreshing and charming for a few weeks before they see his clingy and depressing inner personality. It's always written all over their faces right before and right after the breakups. The women are miserable and he knows he can't do anything to fix it besides fixing himself or getting high together. Guess which is easier for a 24 year old making a quarter mil a year in NYC?

Dude, I'm 6"4', I have a 9 inches dick and I'm still a virgin and I'm also two years from becoming a lawyer. There's something the public doesn't know about this guy, he must have hired an agent to matchmake him or something, women are very impressionable, I wouldn't be surprised if someone big in the business was trying to convince every whore actress that he's good looking.

How in the absolute fuck

Cast members make $500,000

He has a huge cock

Confirmed by Ariana grande

But he isn't funny at all and he is constantly having cringey meltdowns like Shia LaBoeuf.

BWC

>He's a player and women love players.
How is this retard a player? He speaks like a whiny bitch from /r9k/.

>lying on the internet to make you feel better
I genuinely pity you

he pulled ariana grande kete beckinsale and now qualley
certified player

Lying about what? I'm not in his personal business, I can only guess, fucking retard.

Based and redpilled.