Yep, that's right. I'm runnin thangs. I'm runnin thaaaaayayayaaangs

I'm spendin mo bail money than im gettin taaaaail money

EUPHORIA SHUT THE FUCK UP

JIMMY, I AM EIGHTEEN YEAR OLD BLACK DYNAMITE AND YOU'RE MY SIXTEEN YEAR OLD KID BROTHER AND YOU ARE HIGH AS A KITE YET AGAIN!

THE ROMAN GOD OF WAR

Melts in yo mouth, not in yo hand!

WAIT

Now Aunt Billy, how many times have I told you not to call here and interrupt my Kung Fu!

My daddy's name is Black Dynamite

LOTTA CATS WITH THAT NAME

>HOW ABOUT I SEND YOU BACK TO CRENSHAW PETE WITH HIS HOT ASS COATHANGERS, BITCH?

Donuts dont wear alligator shoes

>Scram...SCRAM! I SAID SPLIT! SHAKE THE SCENE, YOU TURKEYS! GET OUTTA MY HOUSE! I'll see you all tomorrow.

BUT BLACK DYNAMITE I SELL DRUGS TO THE COMMUNITY

uhhh hush up little girls... lotta cats have that name

EUPHORIA SHUT THE FUCK UP

That's right. Apollo slew the serpent at Delphi, which was a big-ass snake.

Why am I not surprised that a crossdressing negro who can't pronounce the word "things" correctly has an overly inflated opinion of himself?

i fucking love that scene when they actually forgot to put the car in parking and started to roll away.

>He said something to me in Chinese like, "Boku sow", sounded like some cartoon shit.

Ha! I threw that shit before I walked in the room!

Can I get some hot sauce with that doughnut?

Right. Thanks lady.

Come on you jive turkeys, what kind of rundown is this?

She-it! He ain't no pimp, he a VALET for hoes

>That fight scene where one of the punches actually makes contact

BROTHER DO YOU WANT TO LIVE?

>scene jumps and the actor is replaced.

This is too good a film.

>mfw I can dig it

Attached: download.jpg (271x186, 6K)

THE WORST THING ABOUT THESE... THESE PUSHERS GETTING THESE CHILDEN ADDICTED TO THIS NEW SMACK, IS THAT THESE CHILDREN ARE ORPHANS, AND ORPHANS DON'T HAVE PARENTS.

>Chicken and waffles?!
> That’s it! *runs out of dinner*

The scene from Willie Dynamite that the Pimp Council scene is riffing on in BD.

youtube.com/watch?v=i4ke7OOHx18

this is kino as fuck I need to watch this movie

>the replacement guy has lighter skin

no idea why but that line fucks me up every time
god i love that film, still waiting on a sequel, should spin it with a Shaft tip and go straight to Black Dynamite 3 : Black Dynamite in Africa, refing the incredible big budget events from the unmade Black Dynamite 2. and he never ends up in Africa.

I TOLD YOU JIVE CHUMPS
I AIN'T NO SNITCH

I should send your ass back to Crenshaw Pete with his hot-ass coat hangers, bitch!

will this ever come out?

youtube.com/watch?v=3adHok6ytJI

They failed the Kickstarter, so probably won't. At least there's the animated series, which was also very fucking kino

Attached: 65e53ac9144d93786a47e3a91f2efd56.jpg (480x360, 11K)

Man if I was rich as fuck I'd just fund it myself. Probably best that it's not getting made because it would almost for sure fail to live up to the original. But the fact they didn't try to make a direct sequel did give me hope. Also the Harry Potter font bible showed the care for the little details.

Brodie on the corner with a piece on his hip
Give a warning 'fore you blow it in the sky
Tiptoein' over mortar and the brick
Bumpin' shoulders with the devil in disguise