Palpatine (formerly rey)

I love the genderfluidity implied in Palpatine's consciousness finding a woman's body to be the perfect fit for him.

idiot movies for proto-marxists

it's not that great. i have a condition nobody can diagnose that ive had since i was 11 where i'm in constant pain. it's not a uti and it vomes and goes. it gives me migranes and sometimes makes me vomit. outside of that i get to bleed 5 days a month.

it's not that great. i have a condition nobody can diagnose that ive had since i was 11 where i'm in constant pain. it's not a uti and it vomes and goes. it gives me migranes and sometimes makes me vomit. outside of that i get to bleed 5 days a month. its awful

What if it's not actually rey but palpatine being a shapeshifter instead?

it's not that great. i have a condition nobody can diagnose that ive had since i was 11 where i'm in constant pain. it's not a uti and it vomes and goes. it gives me migranes and sometimes makes me vomit. outside of that i get to bleed 5 days a month. thanks

it's not that great. i have a condition nobody can diagnose that ive had since i was 11 where i'm in constant pain. it's not a uti and it vomes and goes. it gives me migranes and sometimes makes me vomit. outside of that i get to bleed 5 days a month. its awful and not based

what it really is is the trailer version of clickbait. this is a vision or a dream and will be in the movie for 2 or less minutes. it was places in the trailer so morons on youtube and reddit and also here would speculate about it to try to build curiosity and mystique around this shitty dying franchise in a desperate attempt to get retards (you) to see it

also fix your website gookmoot jesus

Rey's Rake and Rave (Formerly Sheev's)

Force Ghost Palpatine possessing Rey for the lulz? Big if true.

it's not that great. i have a condition no-one can diagnose that ive had since i was 11 where i'm in constant pain. it's not a uti and it vomes and goes. it gives me migranes and sometimes makes me comit. outside of that i get to bleed 5 days a month. its just ok

it's not that great. i have a condition nobody can diagnose that ive had since i was 11 where i'm in constant butt pain. it's not IBS and it vomes and goes. it gives me migranes and sometimes makes me vomit. outside of that i get to bleed 5 days a month. thanks

that's such a sheev thing to do

>i-it is a vision

it's not that great. i have a condition nobody can diagnose that ive had since i was 11 where i'm in constant butt pain. it's not IBS and it vomes and goes. it gives me migranes and sometimes makes me vomit. outside of that i get to bleed 5 days a month. thanks

Seems like a really common condition

Good. Most women live life on easy mode, so it's a relief to know that some suffer too.

I don't know what any of this shit means but I just hate how the Emperor suddenly has a light saber. Doesn't he say in Return of the Jedi that a light saber is a "Jedi weapon"??? Darth Vader only ever used one because he was a turned Jedi. There was no such thing as "the sith." There was just pure evil.

Like a bag of sand

It’s hard like you have to protect it from getting infected always

Underrated

kek
r-rude

Wouldn't Empy not bother with a lightsaber?

NOSE JOB

*Voldemort

LONDON

>Swn force choke you
>Swn crush your testicles using only her mind

he's young and fit now

no im americans

Obviously it's only a vision. Disney doesn't have the balls to make their disney princess Rey do anything evil.

Anything you've done since you were 11 that you still do today? Maybe eating a certain food for example. It might not help, but you never know...

Sometimes a solution can form from where the issue began.

SAN FRANCISCO

I doubt you are a woman, but is the pain worse when you're on your period? If it is, you might have endometriosis. Coinkydink that Daisy Ridley has it too. Also my sister. It's a horrible disease. Absolute evil.

Tits or Gtfo tho.

I've taken meds, been to the doc at least 100 times, changed diet, including vegan, vegetarian, paleo, i've exercised, i've taken every med under the sun.
no ;_; think shittier
it's pretty random. it comes and goes independent of anything else. i've been tested for that. nothing conclusive.

Rey looks like THAT?

maybe hormonally correct yourself with birth control or by having a kid

Actually, no she doesn't. that's either Rey's mom or it's a vision of her future like in 15 years.

i'm on bc and i've been off. no change. too young and poor and autistic for a kid

she is sterile

>he doesn’t know the plot has been leaked

Imagine you are as big of a loser as you are now, but people want to hang out with you and be your friend.

she looks like she browses /x/

Without seeing your lab results, I can't help. Sorry. I'd just keep hammering at it, say you don't care any more you just want to find out what is causing the pain. Never mention painkillers, just say you want the reason for the pain found and fixed. Be sceptical of pain relief. Otherwise they'll just think you're looking for a buzz. Then again, if you've truly been multiple times, they've either got you down as a head case or something.

more proof she is a clone.

i fucking hope not

Sheev was a master in dual wielding in Legends that got made Disney Canon, he never used a double bladed saber. Sheev was also known for thinking lightsabers were gay as fuck and only used them to mock Jedi.l

i fucking hope not
i'm definitely mentally ill but i'll keep experimenting with shit. i stay off painkillers and extreme meds. addiction scares the shit out of me

>no ;_; think shittier
Shittier than SF? not likely

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you never lived through midwest -60 degree weather

It feels funny when you palpate in

Rey looks like THAT?

Sheev was a master in dual wielding in Legends that got made Disney Canon, he never used a double bladed saber. Sheev was also known for thinking lightsabers were gay as fuck and only used them to mock Jedi.

salty coins

it's not that great. i have a condition nobody can diagnose that ive had since i was 11 where i'm in constant butt pain. it's not IBS and it vomes and goes. it gives me migranes and sometimes makes me vomit. outside of that i get to bleed 5 days a month. thanks

That would be a TERRIBLE marketing decision. Then again it's Disney.

Nothing special

it's probably woeking out for them. if Yea Forums, le boogeyman russian troll disney haters is talking about this shit non-stop, I'm sure the youtube videos are raking in millions of views, plus normie sites like reddit and twitter

>tfw no clit to blast with a vibrator
being male was a mistake

it is god's righteous punishment for lopping off your cock and calling yourself a woman

Girls are so lucky as they have so many more toys than dudes.

>Invented by the sith
>Engineered by the sith
>Perfected by the sith
Total Jedi weapon

im not a fag

>attentionwhore ruined the thread

It's like it's 2009 again.

Rey looks like THAT?

looks more like some sort of kaminoan

look like some sort of kaminoan hybrid

Kaminoan

>ruined a thread
>when there is half a dozen similar threads in you can discuss AND the ability to make new ones
>when the website is fucked for some reason
I don't think so, Tim.

Don't worry, it's just a dream.

>when the website is fucked for some reason
So it's not just me

>It was I who allowed you to escape the Star Killer base so easily
>Did you never wonder how you survived on the junkyard planet when so many stronger than you did not?
>*chuckles* Pathetic

>It was I who allowed you to escape the Star Killer base so easily
>Did you never wonder how you survived on the junkyard planet when so many stronger than you did not?
>*chuckles* Pathetic

sheev is going to rape rey using the force and rey's intense forcegasm will leave her with amnesia on tatooine

I like how the fucked posting allows us to see people's revisions

>it's not a uti and it vomes and goes
what the fuck did i just red

>dark side rey is still flat as a board and not a thicc temptress with wide hips, full tits and a juicy ass
Are Disney just lazy cunts

test

urinary tract infection

why make a female clone? did palpatine secretly want to be a girl?

>im not a fag
you will be..

>reddit theory

Just dilate

it's not that great. i have a condition nobody can diagnose that ive had since i was 11 where i'm in constant butt pain. it's not IBS and it vomes and goes. it gives me migranes and sometimes makes me vomit. outside of that i get to bleed 5 days a month. sneed

>she

>shittier
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So an anime protagonist?

absolutely based sneedposting femanon. show tits

Does getting sheeved removes your hair?

>Yea Forums

this looks fucking stupid

>i have a condition nobody can diagnose that ive had since i was 11 where I complain about pain

When that condition happens to boys we beat them until they shut up, but hey you're female so it gets you care and attention. Cool, huh?

>m-muh weather
be thankful you can actually afford things and not get raped by citydwellers