Will these statements have any impact on the release of the new film?

narcissistic power play, trying to make you think about her cunt

>buzz
kek

Is feminism the greatest thing that ever happened to womanizers? Thats what the hippie movement was about; convincing college women that it was hip and groovy to have sex with dirty creeps.

rey has probably masturbated a ton, she lived alone on a garbage planet and spent all day rooting through scrap, she probably set up some pretty wild contraptions to get herself off. but having sex? I dunno, maybe with some kind of odd-toed dune ungulate, but not an intelligent creature.

>masturbating on a desert planet

YOU HAVE GOT TO GET THAT SAND OUT OF YOUR VAGINA

>disgusting old roasty hag is a disgusting old roasty femcunt hag rag

What a surprise. Fuck modern "women".

Have sex

>Will these statements have any impact on the release of the new film?

If they were real, they might.

The first dildos were carved out of stone. Life finds a way. Maybe she found something suitable scavenging or maybe traded for one at that village Kylo massacres

>using a dildo
lmao

>Luke, did I ever tell you about dildos? They are artificial representations of male genitals, used for masturbation. One day you will meet a girl named Rey, who regularly used dildos she found scattered throughout desert wreckage. Perhaps this led to sand getting in her vaginas, who can say. She was a good friend.

Nope. They weren’t getting my money anyway so this changes absolutely nothing.

>Brian, bring up that selfdrillingsms video, you gotta see this shit.

I dont get it what does she mean by this

inst this a kid show

This literally cannot be real.

Have sex

Man fuck losing my virginity to a dildo, I am not breaking my hymen to a plastic stick and losing out on all the crazy cash money you can make with that shit.

What context would you even have to say this? Which news organizations asking about the status of Rey's hymen?

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>she was a non virgin as the only human on a planet full of disgusting blob aliens
uhhhhhh

>my hymen

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I don’t get the fucking outrage. If someone asked if you’d jack off in space you’d reply the same way. Is she not allowed to have sex? Is this fucking ISIS?

non existent article

Look ma! I replied to everyone

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It’s not even real you fucking retards LMAO

>6/35 posts ITT
>everyone
I replied to everyone up in arms about this inane statement twerp is that gonna be a problem?

Because it has no relevance to the plot or the universe. Nobody cares how Rey flicks her bean or what she shoves up her cunt, they want to know how the fuck Luke’s lightsaber got into the orange goblin’s personal treasure trove. Like I said though, I’m not outraged because after TLJ nothing could possibly make me care about Star Wars enough to evoke any emotional response from me besides “eh”.

where the fuck would she get a dildo
she slept under a fucking rock

This you guys believe anything

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this shit is fake anyway retards

She's right that it would be automatically be unrealistic, but not sexist.

Only with a cunny wife you old nasty whore.

The plant resembled the boy's hair
It was named Tufus

>after tlj

Force Awakens was pure shit.

>no source

Yea Forums's /pol/tards are so easy to bait

She's right but at the same time you notice she stops short of actual realism of how a child slave being sold to someone would actually lose their virginity. Its realistic that she had sex and of course she masturbates with toys! Er, how did she have sex when she was literally a slave sold to someone for drinking money as a child who could not defend herself on a planet with roving gangs, people being attacked in the street and visibly is afraid of the guy? Too realistic!

Women dont use dildos you stupid homo.

Well Daisy, that's all well and good, but personally I find it a tad bit unrealistic and even sexist for Rey to display such heteronormative female sexual behaviour. Given all her bravado , I think audiences across the world would love to see her use a strap-on penis on Kylo Ren, or even better, it should be revealed that Rey is in fact Intersexed (hermaphrodite), with fully functioning vagina and fully-armed penis, which would also serve to further symbolize her ability to tap into both the light and dark side of the force. Yin and Yang. Anima and Animus. Male and female. Mary Sue and Gary Stu.

Make it happen. It's 2019 for crying out loud.

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Why do lesbians use dildos?

aren't jedi supposed to forgo relationships? I assume that also means trying to curtail sexual desires

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www.youtube.com/watch?v=zWUWoJG3rT4
Jedi are basically incel

www.youtube.com/watch?v=zWUWoJG3rT4
Jedi are incels

This is why women should never be main characters. No men wondered or cared about if Luke Skywalker jerked off. But women, even in an asexual fantasy and sci fi setting, cannot stop thinking about their pussies.

This is why women should never be main characters. No men wondered or cared about if Luke Skywalker jerked off. But women, even in an asexual fantasy and sci fi setting, cannot stop thinking about their pussies.

>my character has a right to have gotten her rocks off as much as possible and if you deny her that then you are morally abhorrent
What an incel

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>unrealistic and sexist if Rey was a virgin
She's right. Rey definitely fucked or sucked for food and water. It's sad, but it's true. That's what you get for living on a poverty planet

Because this isn't 1950's America anymore, and thr roles have changed

this

and why would it be sexist if rey was a virgin?

Did she watch the robot fan fiction on pornhub?

Who exactly is she supposed to have sex with?

this

and why would it be sexist if rey was a virgin?

They shouldn't be allowed to use male human shaped dildos, they made their choice.
Dragon dildos and other ones are fine tho.

What is the male equivalence of wanting to be accepted as a whore
t female

i just assumed, realistically, being orphaned on a backwards slave sand planet that shes been raped over and over and over until she learned to fight.

i never assumed she was a virgin or even considered it. however dildos on a sand planet with no way to clean them or yourself? come on now

Why is this a thing? It has noting to do with plot or story 100% of the time, they are just shoehorning in things to get internet points. Like if you wanna do 'Rey's first sexual encounter', then fucking make it. Don't JK Rowling all of your lore and just spew stuff to seem cool. It's a made up story, but then adding unrelated made up thing without trying to make it actually canon or even shown or hinted at then, why? It means nothing

It's also fair to say that Rey probably masturbates to the thought of getting raped by Kylo Ren, or drinking his cum.

Because they aren't lesbians

ITS A FICTIONAL PERSON YOU AUTIST

Both Rey and Luke are pretty sexless beyond lusting after the occasional twin sibling.

There isn't one. Maybe being accepted as "that guy" who picks up barflys and lives in his own apartment and always has an excuse as to why they can't go there, I guess?

Is it sexist to expect women to put out while they're under 18

and why cant a fictional woman be a virgin, you autist

The actress is a real person you retarded fuck

...

Original Star Wars movies weren’t made in the 50’s

Rey was a Scavenger with no friends. What do you think she'd spend her spare time building?

Test

If you fapped in space, and shot a good rope, would it fly off into eternity forever? Would the force push you backwards, also doomed to fly off in the other direction forever?

No, it's sexist not to expect them to put out. At any age.

>Because this isn't 1950's America anymore
So? What does that have to do with anything?

So. Does anyone else think Poe’s gonna get hit with the gay stick?

They can't form attachments, sex they can have

imagine rey just furiously masturbating in the wreckage of a downed star ship
wew lads

>would it fly forever

No

>push you backwards

Imperceptibly weakly.

Mark Hamill: "I think it would be a pretty unrealistic and sexist representation if Luke was a virgin and never even used a dildo."

Haha you americans. You don't even whack off in the theater? You don't ask your daughter to tell you about her masturbation habits in explicit detail? Haha what's wrong with americans and being so afraid of sexuality. You don't even take your pants off at the urinal?

By the way, OPs image is fake. It's an edit of an article about body shaming. This particular edit has been circulating Yea Forums for quite a while.

Mark Hamill:"I think it would be a pretty unrealistic and sexist representation if Luke was a virgin and never even used a dildo."

the only thing i hope for from this horrible wave of liberalism is that men touching their ass stops being taboo. i dont understand it. its like if you admitted you jerked off and guys called you a fag for touching dicks and girls looked at you like you ate shit in front of them. its insane. its a place that feels good. it shouldnt be taboo to touch it and it certainly shouldnt be gay just cause gay guys do it. you couldnt do anything if you went by that metric
>lol fag
i only expect shitposting for my post

have sex

>THIS is a 10/10 Aryan specimen according to white people

Mark Hamill:"I think it would be a pretty unrealistic and sexist representation if Luke was a virgin and never even used a dildo."

its fake you gullible incels

Rey is a definite rape victin.

Probably fucks herself silly with her dildo remembering being forced.

Based

for real, are we to assume that she's like 25 and never double-clicked her mouse ?

It isn’t, you Dunning-Kruger case Virgin

It isn’t, you Dunning-Kruger case Virgin

bigger, the mass reply posts are barely 10% of total thread length.

masturbating and shoving a giant horse dildo up your cooch are different things

h-haha yes it would be terrible if there was a scene of Rey using a dildo, as a joke

wasn't she whore on the desert planet ?

wasn't she whore on the desert planet ?

Just imagine being such a gross, degenerate slag that the idea of an ultra-rural techie being a virgin strikes you as sexist and unrealistic.

she was probably diddled as a kid