Go the fuck outside

Go the fuck outside.

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Ok gramps

i haven't been outside since i was 10

There's nothing to do outside when you live in a suburb of a major metropolitan city, except for shopping and eating out. And since I don't own a car, I can't just drive somewhere (besides, even outside my city there's literally nothing but roads and farm land).

I am outside

Make a fucking way and go outside.

Go into your neighbors house and proclaim that you have annexed it to your empire

Sage and reported for off topic garbage

We get it, you’re underage and mommy hasn’t given you a car yet.

I will soon enough

Reported for announcing a report and sage.

Do your homework

>turn airplane mode on/off
>unbanned
you're not very bright huh?

It’s 102 F so no

Whenever I go outside I like to head to the park and go watch Little League games. I normally sit at the top of the stands on my own and eavesdrop on the families sitting below me. When I listen in I often like to pretend I'm a part of their family as like an older brother or uncle of sorts. The moms will cheer for their sons and I'll often join in with them. If things really pick up I might start a chant of "Let's go (team name), let's go! *stomp stomp* and such. There's only been a few times where this hasn't picked up and I felt a bit embarrassed.

Yeah, same here retard.

Maybe you should go outside.

You can't go outside with a 'stiff muscle'.

>if you haven't fallen for the car and auto loan jew you're a kid
Whoa...so this is...the intelligence of....boomers.

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Retard lol

>And since I don't own a car,
tfw cant even drive if I wanted to because I failed my driving test twice and then just gave up on it

There's nothing to do outside even if you're living in the country.
The whole point of going outside is interacting with people but there's no reason to do that nowadays unless it's job related.

I did enough of that growing up, it's boring

Even jannies get paid, how low is your existence?

You’re either a child or a retard. And it looks like you just chose “retard.”

>The whole point of going outside is interacting with people
Absolute dipshit.

The only things I need outside are groceries, and the store is close enough I can walk there because I'm not some geriatric fuckwit with diabetes.

You will die at 25 of a vitamin deficiency

Based and redpilled. I didn't go outside today, but I know that I should have.

get this, Jannies do it for free