Is Splash Mountain the most kino experience at Disneyland?

for me it's Thunder Mountain

The most kino experience is when you eat the dole whip.

Are you implying Disneyland isn’t also full of shitskins and chimpouts?

i was 14, this was over a decade and a half ago
>knew nothing about whatever IP it's based on
>Brer rabbit lol that's a stupid name what are they retarded
>okay this is well put-together and genuinely immersive in a sense
>ZIPADEE DOO DAH BAYBEE
>and then the ride fucked up and all our log cars smashed into each other REAL hard at the very end and we were the last people to ride it that day

Disneyworld is such a fever-dream of a place. I remember certain incidents and rides but i couldn't for the life of me put them in any kind of order or recall what occurred in between
Every other facet of the trip, plane ride, car to the motel, shitty pizza before bed

Are you excited for star wars smugglers run to open as a reservation only and upcharged LASER TAG COURSE?

I KNOW I CAN'T WAIT TO RUN AROUND PLAYING LASER TAG WITH STORM TROOPERS IN WHAT WAS SUPPOSED TO BE A RIDE!!!

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Yeah Disneyland is full of whites they price out 95% of shitskins.

correct getting piss drunk on the world showcase then going on space ship earth is the most kino experience

based

Funny how we’re continually allowed to have Disney land threads on Yea Forums despite it having nothing to do with television or film.

Interesting hypothesis. Let’s see if the evidence supports it.
youtube.com/watch?v=Z6hHXYViI9Y

*ahem*
FUCK SPLASH MOUNTAIN
FUCK SOARIN' AROUND THE WORLD
FUCK THE HAUNTED MANSION
AND FUCK FUCK SPACE MOUNTAIN

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I guess its tied to Yea Forums since the rides are based on shows and movies
but they into comfy threads (especially if posted at night)

This. And to OP, it is actually Thunder Mountain.

Um boys what's going on in here I dont believe this is on topic

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Yea Forums is the Disney+ board, faggot

I’m honestly surprised this ride exists in todays woke world. It’s an allegory about slavery. The goddamn rabbit is an escaped slave.

Nice blog post

Surprised it lasted that long and that random Mexicans and the janitor needed to break it up instead of security.

This. Disney World is infinitely better than Disneyland. Sadly, though, the most kino attraction, Alien Encounter, is no more.

this was the most kino experience
youtube.com/watch?v=quQ6LAIr3Rs

I actually enjoyed reading it, at least it was fresh content. Your post is just a regurgitation of a tired meme we've all seen many times before

Everyone loves that ride and there's been no outcry about it, as far as I'm aware. Plus Disney has done a pretty thorough job burying Song of the South so kids have no idea what it's about (though again, I think most people reasonably don't care even knowing its history). And as a popular ride they can't shut it down to change the theme, that would take too long.

I'm surprised that instead of a bunch of boring remakes they aren't making up movies for the stand alone rides (Space Mountain, Thunder Mountain, Matterhorn). Guess they don't need more park visitors.

my gf hated it for that reason
i dumped her

wtf i love pluto now

For $3000 you can stay in the Blue Room at epcot center with a fully animatronic Naavi sex doll.

What was going on here?

Women are worthless

Pirates nigga

Nah, the real kino is Carousel of Progress or the OG version of Journey into Imagination.

Or the Great Hollywood ride.

He was just trying to take the kid to the disney pedo rape dungeons

Is Sneed mountain the most feed experience at Chuckland?

Based

Jesus I know exactly what you mean by Disneyworld being a fever-dream of a place.

I wonder if it has anything to do with all the time spent standing in lines doing nothing while waiting for the rides? Maybe our memory just kind of blanks out kind of like when you go for a really long drive.

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I agree with this post. There's an incredibly different design philosophy between world and land, the former is built around being so inconvenient you stay for a week to try to see what you wanted to see. Disneyland is something you see top to bottom in a day.

This.

I was stuck on pirates of the Caribbean for 2 hours. They didn't even turn off the music for an hour and a half.

>The goddamn rabbit is an escaped slave.
Brer Rabbit was not an escaped slave, you fucking waterhead. The Disney movie is set in the Reconstruction, when slavery was abolished, and the original stories were bastardizations of trickster tales from Africa.

I'm furious that they ditched the cool aesthetic of the tower of terror for some marvel garbage

I had more fun with the food poisoning.

Is it still worth going to a disney park? I went when I was 10 but I don't think I'd enjoy it now

If we're counting California Adventure, then it's Radiator Springs Racers.

Tower of Terror

It’s unironically the Hall of
Presidents.

Shame about the Trump animatronic being a hasty edit of Hillary.

poorfag detected

I was on Tom Sawyer Island at Disney world in 1994 and got diarrhea and shit my pants trying to find a restroom.

I was on Tom Sawyer Island at Disney world in 1994 and got diarrhea and shit my pants trying to find a restroom.

Was it embarrassing shitting yourself as an adult?

yes

I was 9

Every time I ride it I spend three days singing the entire soundtrack.

How do you do? Mighty pleasant greetin' How do you do?
youtube.com/watch?v=txCEvE3C2vQ

Beaners love hot sweaty cheap florida

No love for Great Moments with Mr. Lincoln

Indiana Jones and Pirates of the Caribbean are my personal favorites.
Thunder Mountain, Matterhorn and Space Mountain are great and still exhilarating to me years later
Splash Mountain is the only ride that still makes me a little anxious
Haunted mansion is ok, really only good for the atmosphere and seeing new things each ride
Jungle Cruise was comfy before they forced the guides to do stand up
The steamboat ride and the train rides are maximum comfy
It's a small world, star tours and teacups are overrated trash

This goes without saying but all of disney was much better before nu-Disney face lifted everything and the park became full of trash and mutts

Indiana Jones and Pirates of the Caribbean are my personal favorites.
Thunder Mountain, Matterhorn and Space Mountain are great and still exhilarating to me years later
Splash Mountain is the only ride that still makes me a little anxious
Haunted mansion is ok, really only good for the atmosphere and seeing new things each ride
Jungle Cruise was comfy before they forced the guides to do stand up
The steamboat ride and the train rides are maximum comfy
It's a small world, star tours and teacups are overrated trash

This goes without saying but all of disney was much better before nu-Disney face lifted everything and the park became full of trash and mutts

Ever since they changed Space Mountain and Tower of Terror it is. Pirates is still the most comfy tho and Soarin' Over California is the best to end your Disney day with.

Obscure disney secrets anyone?

I haven't been since the 90s, what did they change about Space Mountain? It was a slow day when I was there and we rode space mountain like 5 times in a row. It was great.

IDK if it's a secret but apparently they got actual Zulu tribesmen to help them design and pick out the grasses for the roofs of some of the buildings in Animal Kingdom.

You can rent a disabled person to get to the front of every ride queue.

Yes
youtu.be/oCJdkWe5Wko?t=325

Disneyland best park
Disney World best resort

disney world best both

>t. cuck

>t. Socal passhole

>AND FUCK FUCK SPACE MOUNTAIN
yeah fuck you buddy

That's not the Snow White and the 7 Dwarves ride at Night

remember that time goofy's house got enriched?

samefag

>A lot of the effects of the ride were ditched for safety concerns
Not so kino anymore

Disneyland is Ghostbusters
Disney World is Ghostbusters 2016

Why not just spend 200 and strangle a hooker to death in a motel 6?

Hyperspace Mountain is the worst ride I've ever been on
>feels slower (probably change in music?)
>projections make the ride brighter
When the FUCK are they gonna bring back the good ride

Kid pulled his tail almost making fall then kicked him in the shin. He got fired

are there no child labor laws there?

The buildup to the drop is one of the most intense things I remember as a child, those crows really spooked me.

Its funny that its a Song of the South ride

Parks are depressing and weird to me I never feel like I'm a good host to my gf but she's always so happy to go. We did Disney World last year which was alright but disillusioning to be there, and then we just did Michigan Adventure which was great but still lots of lines and discomfort. Vacations make me so fucking anxious, and she's actually accepting a decrease in vacation time so I have to get us to Florida and back for a five day trip? Fuck money fuck budgeting fuck time fuck spending a thousand dollars and just NOT FEELING IT when you're there. Is Harry Potter world good?

I remember being at Disneyland Florida and there was an arcade that me and my brother played at. There was the 4 player X men beatemup that we played with two others.

The Spiderman ride at universal was pure kino.

How do I get the magical feeling back?

>host
dude is she from thailand or something?

No i mean i dont mind taking her around places I dont necessarily enjoy as much as her

Seriously what the FUCK happened. Watch that and then watch this.
m.youtube.com/watch?v=DOIBjQoCXLk&time_continue=151

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>Can we go to Mt Splashmore?
>Can we go to Mt Splashmore?
>Can we go to Mt Splashmore?

So who are these guys supposed to be?

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animal kingdom best park

sadly they closed that massive arcade. Sad because it had a bunch of fighting games in there

I got stuck on pirates right before the drop like 15 years ago and had to listen to
>THAR BE ROUGH WATERS AHEAD!!
for a good 25 minutes

based

>Shitsneyland = the poor man's 6 flags

It’s actually in every sense of the word the OPPOSITE you dumbass. I stopped going to great adventure because the place is absolutely fucking SWARMED with niggers and assorted rowdy brown people

close, its actually magic kingdom. but nice try