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Apologize edition

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Berman come home.

edition name is in topic section

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I dont need to apologize. I knew this day was coming, when Trek would be destroyed by faggots. I never gave him a hard time. He did the best he could given the circumstances.

Could a dyson sphere?

you say that now

only giving you a (You) because of those numbers

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Nigga, can you read? I said I never gave him a hard time.

Deep Space Nine is the best Trek has ever been and until Trekkies acknowledge this, it is the best Trek will ever be

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I'm scared of getting called a nigger

suspicious how you keep insisting

>You see Ron Jones, you make great music. Scores so brilliant that my head explodes. Music like
>youtube.com/watch?v=iG2E55DZ1A0
>that puts the viewer right into a state of urgency and distress; music that works on so many levels, not the least of which is that it is just futuristic in a very appealing and elaborate way; music like
>youtube.com/watch?v=XrZ7E2WC3RI
>that lets the neck hair of the viewer stand up and give them absolute goosebumps when Picard says "We have engaged the Borg" because it adds so well to the historic, cosmic encounter hitherto unfathomable. Compositions like
>youtube.com/watch?v=2q4u0CRWvfg
>that are just so well-crafted and invoke such a strong feeling of dread in the audience; in short: you are the best we could wish for
*clears throat*
>Which is why we have to let you go, Ron. You see, a great score is just not what our creative vision encompasses. We want shitty, bland music. You obviously are not up for the job. Sorry, Ron.
Bravo, Rick Berman. Bravissimo.

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>writing essays

leave him alone. some of us can read

Literally copying my own post from 4plebs to make a point (a point which you know to be true).

>copying my own post
jesus christ

Take your ritalin zoomer

Yes. I think it deserves a second chance.

Oh, yes... They float, Harry... They float... and when you're down here with me... YOU FLOAT TOO!

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people here are anal

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STD?

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>youtube.com/watch?v=iG2E55DZ1A0
>that cheesy staccato DUN DUN
Pass

>youtube.com/watch?v=XrZ7E2WC3RI
A bit generic, but servici-
>DUN DUN
God damn it, he did it again

>youtube.com/watch?v=2q4u0CRWvfg
>same looping melody
>moves it a few pitches higher
>finally moves onto a B part
It's okay, I guess.

Honestly, I don't think they were worse off to lose him. He's pretty mediocre.

>buff riker
Based

this was posted earlier
>continuity

Nazis? Im mein Sternentreck? Es ist wahrscheinlicher als Sie denken...

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back to google translate

>Janeway not chad or genius
shit tier

chad is guys

fuck bajor
there, I said it.

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see you in court, neel
those kids deserve justice

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>Television & Film board
>Still can't post webms with sound

No u

because it would be unwatchable, you troll

As much as he was a cunt and fucked over Ron Jones, at least Berman kept some conservatism in Star Trek and didn't let the faggots and trannies force their agenda down our throats, like they are doing now.

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buy more Yea Forums passes and maybe then!

>all right writers, who has an idea for the next episode?
>uhhh, lets do something with the holodeck
>okay, what happens in the holodeck?
>uhhh... nazis
>GREAT! See everyone next week
so lazy.

>giving Yea Forums money

Fuck him, Berman and Braga duo ruined Trek they were as much destructive as Kurtzman

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I'm sorry I ever pirated Disco out of curiosity

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That's not how it works kid

APOLOGIZE TO ME SILLY TILLY!!!

YOU SPENT A TWO PART EPISODE PROMISING MY GHOST YOU WOULDN'T DESTROY MY UNIVERSE WITH YOUR SPORE JUMPS THEN YOU STARTED SPORE JUMPING AGAIN THREE EPISODES LATER

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*ahem*
FUCK BAJORANS, FUCK ROMULANS, FUCK CARDASSIANS AND FUCK RICKBERMANIANS

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>apologize to Berman
No, he's the reason all of this happened. They wouldn't have turned the franchise over to be pillaged by retards like Kurtzman if Berman hadn't destroyed the good faith in the cavalcade of TNG writers/producers.

Keep in mind that it was Berman that basically estranged every good writer that ever worked on Star Trek.

It's worth it for no captcha

Take up the Grey Man's burden--
Send forth the best ye breed--
Go bind your sons to exile
To serve your captives' need;
To wait in heavy harness,
On fluttered folk and wild--
Your new-caught, sullen peoples,
Half-devil and half-child.

Take up the Grey Man's burden--
In patience to abide,
To veil the threat of terror
And check the show of pride;
By open speech and simple,
An hundred times made plain
To seek another's profit,
And work another's gain.

Take up the Grey Man's burden--
The savage wars of peace--
Fill full the mouth of Famine
And bid the sickness cease;
And when your goal is nearest
The end for others sought,
Watch sloth and heathen Folly
Bring all your hopes to nought.

Take up the Grey Man's burden--
No tawdry rule of kings,
But toil of serf and sweeper--
The tale of common things.
The ports ye shall not enter,
The roads ye shall not tread,
Go mark them with your living,
And mark them with your dead.

Take up the Grey Man's burden--
And reap his old reward:
The blame of those ye better,
The hate of those ye guard--
The cry of hosts ye humour
(Ah, slowly!) toward the light:--
"Why brought he us from bondage,
Our loved Bajoran night?"

Take up the Grey Man's burden--
Ye dare not stoop to less--
Nor call too loud on Freedom
To cloke your weariness;
By all ye cry or whisper,
By all ye leave or do,
The silent, sullen peoples
Shall weigh your gods and you.

Take up the Grey Man's burden--
Have done with childish days--
The lightly proferred laurel,
The easy, ungrudged praise.
Comes now, to search your manhood
Through all the thankless years
Cold, edged with dear-bought wisdom,
The judgment of your peers!

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>FUCK BAJORANS, FUCK ROMULANS, FUCK CARDASSIANS
base-
>AND FUCK RICKBERMANIANS
wtf not based

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>youtube links
>essays
the fuck kiddo

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>tfw I read it with her voice
I still can't believe they thought that it was a great idea to have a character like that.
Also that fucking scene where Tilly wins the marathon... seriously?!

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FUCK THE FERENGI
FUCK THE KLINGONS
FUCK THE JEM HADAR

AND A SPECIAL BIG FUCK YOU TO YOU, QUARK

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Odo...
have sex

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dilate, you literal tranny

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user a cute

gay meme and the dominion were openly hostile

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G__ D____ D__ N______ W_____

I-I am a true and honest female, you pigs!

GOD DAMED DUM NIGGERS WRUNG

Star Trek was always stupid
>Hey, can we do drama with Riker and Troi?
>No... Status quo is god!
>What if there was an episode where Troi is forcefully impregnated by a space larva, but growth attached to her odd child, only it to disappears in the end?
>Great, let's do that
I swear to god half of every TNG episodes aren't worth of rewatching.

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you got the spirit of the message at least

you're openly hostile.

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THICK

She didn't just WIN she set a SHIP RECORD

meanwhile on Baskets she works at fucken Arby's

>She didn't just WIN she set a SHIP RECORD
Wait.. what?!

Yeah I forget if it's MICHAEL BURNHAM or Saru who says she set a record. Probably MICHAEL BURNHAM because no one else on Disco gets any fucking lines.

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Wow, you blew my mind.

Did you also realize that Starfleet is based on the tradition of western naval tradition? Crazy, huh.

WHAT THE FUCK THERE WAS A REAL ENTERPRISE??????

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/USS_Enterprise_(CVN-65)

*ruins your entire franchise*
heh, nothing personell kid

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What were pakleds based off again? I forgot.

Why does this dude just spam the same pictures and phrases? Every thread? This guy has to be mentally ill*9

best episodes: moral dilemma
worst episodes: weird mystery affects entire ship and nobody knows why

TOS is better

One makes sense as an extension of reality, the other shows you the influence the kikes have on the show. And hoo boy, do I know how the kikes love Star Trek. I'll never forget the day when flags were on youtube and it was revealed that the parody satire account majorgrin was an Israeli kike.

VF ate Kraft mac and cheese today and she likes dinosaur-shaped chicken nuggets

>caring about youtube accounts
you're the jew

>Do you not just love Halloween?

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How can you even say that?

You must be racist.

If someone disagrees with you, that is racism on their part.

So someone who disagrees with you is a racist.

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>no Barclay
kys

based

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>Make it so!

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don't be racist

I'd like to buy a vowel. U!

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I enjoy the ones where one or a number of crew members become possessed or replaced by a doppelganger, and it's clear as anything that it's not the original person there, and the rest of the crew are fully aware that they live in a universe full of thousands of phenomena that could cause such a thing, but it takes them hours to finally say 'hey, that's not the person we know and love in there...'

under Geordi, man

I always like Geordi as a kid but as an adult I realized what a loser he was

>geordi more virgin than barclay

Fuck you Jesus, I'm glad those kikes crucified you.

Geordi was too beta to even fuck his holowaifus. The chad Barclay made holowaifus out of his coworkers and fucked up the second in command of the Enterprise.

Yeah that makes no sense. I'd probably swap Geordi and Barclay, like for like.

Barclay was one of the most based secondary characters, his personal arc was great.

What a contrast to the A Team, though.

>reed alert

Are Commander Kira and allison mack related?

i dunno

>connection error

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eat my ass

suck my parp!!!

So I'm watching ds9 "The Jem Hadar" and while I like the episode it is cut so terribly at points, specifically when cisko and quark get out of the chamber and it instantly cuts to a fight. Makes me wish more shows had the tolerances granted by streaming.

fuck /trek/

Yes, I too wish that Star Trek could take the story of one episode, and spread it over eight or ten. But wait, we've already got that!

test

None of you faggots are funny.

fuck 4channel

Fuck

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