How long would you last in Oz? I can last a couple years as a prag

How long would you last in Oz? I can last a couple years as a prag.

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I'd bust your cheeks

You can’t touch me I’m already a Prag

In Oz specifically? Not long at all. I'd probably be dead within the month because I refuse to take shit from anybody.

I'd just become friends with O'reilly and give him no reason to backstab me. He's straight enough not to have me fuck him. I'd be safe, like a pilot fish in the shadow of the shark with the heaviest plot armour.

Yes Oz specifically with all the characters in the series.

Wouldn’t that Asian dude kill you for payback?

id Murder and fuck one of the main characters and spend the rest of my time in solitary jerking off, reading, and talking to myself like in my regular every day life.

>solitary

You mean the Democratic Republic of Huru?

I guess the trick is to become good enough friends with O'Reilly that he won't fuck you over, while also not being TOO good friends because then you'd be a payback target. A fine line to walk for a non-Irishman.

Maybe the better idea would be to act really old and become friends with Rebadow and Busmalis and just play games all day.

In the first episode a guy gets killed in solitary for killing a random dude that belongs to a gang. Plus you might get the death penalty considering how much they throw that shit around in Oz.

Doesn’t the old guy go crazy?

>good enough friends with O'Reilly

Didn't he basically fuck everyone over who was/wasn't his friend? Only guy I can think of who he tried to help was Beecher.

He's apparently running the "Irish crew" in jail and that's why he's got so much bargaining power, but we never actually see any other Irish do we? I always assumed that was because they were all safe playing hot potato in the background, being protected by Satan as it were.

I'd rather die than be a prag.

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I just have to follow the yellow brick road to get out, right?

Portuguese here. I look latino but can't speak Spanish, would the latinos accept me as one of them?

Yeah they have several characters that can’t speak the language as long as you can understand some words you’ll be accepted. You won’t be that safe though.

The road is meant for you to reflect on your problems but it’s also a maze.

ol' bleeding gums murphy had it rough before he found Jazz.

It’s not as bad as it is in the show

>a couple years as a prag
Who would you go for, the Aryan Brotherhood or Adebisi?

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Adebisis Aryans get caught in the crossfire too much.

I don't want my asshole destroyed, so I'd definitely go with the small-dicked Aryans.

I'd just acquire an aging pill and go home free